I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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Lindsey or Demi, you decide

Why not both?

I remember that pasta.

Simpler times.

Thanks for the link, that was awesome

I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.

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Are you done shilling archive now? Did /r/drama's petty bitching and moaning finally accomplish something?

That bitch was lit the fuck up. How do you fake an arabic accent when you're speaking your native tongue?

This has been posted multiple times, dumb fuck.

Reddit's always going to pretend that this chick, who the richest men on the planet shell out shitloads of money on, is ugly as sin.

And then call everyone else sexist.

She lives in Dubai, right? Is there any doubt about her occupation at this point?

the richest men on the planet shell out shitloads of money on

Lmao citation needed

Lohan's a pruned up old druggie with hotcrotch living off of royalties for films she was still sober to make back then.

She was a legit ginger qt around Mean Girls, but afterwards started falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle

maybe ten years ago you faggot

Remember, if Lindsay is not drinking and taking drugs, the terrorists will have won.

My surprised face 😕

This chick is today's Anna Nichole Smith without the weight gain. Can't wait for her reality show in another 5-10 years. She's gonna be fun to watch when the money is gone and she needs the reality show to pay for her cocaine and pills.

She’s the new Anna Nicole Smith without the weight gain, the marriage, the modeling contracts, the children, the Playboy career, or anything else that would make her similar to Anna Nicole.

I think his comparison ended at her being an especially famous golddigging whore.

"Goldding whore" is redundant but these is his words I'm making up, not mine.

She did/does photoshoots afaik. Her path is absolutely similar. Fame, wealth, partying, looks and you can see her on that trail to losing everything but she's such a train wreck that she'll be great in a reality show.

At least Anna Nicole Smith, even fat looked.. not HORRIBLE. Lindsey looks messed up.

Someone needs to remind her that if you're good at something you should never do it for free.

tfw no LL gf from the era of mean girls

Why even live

Y'know the thing about Lindsey, she's got these lifeless eyes, green eyes, like a ginger doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn't seem to be livin' until she bites ya. Then those green eyes roll over white and then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'

I didn't know she ever stopped!