My Big Mac only came with ONE all beef patty! 😡🤬

1  2018-10-01 by jkwigw

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The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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is that keyboard from the bush administration

also who tf orders anything but mcniggets at McDonald's?

Egg McMuffin's, Bitch!

With hash browns!

honeslty fuck mcdonalds, they're trying to raise the 20 piece nuggies by like 30 cents and i am NOT having it

Yo, real talk for a second;

How do incels afford 20 pc nugget meals on the regular, arent they like 13-14 bucks? For that matter, how do you even notice an increase of 30 cents when it constitutes like 4% of the total cost?

20 pc nuggies are $5.00 and frankly its a sacred pillar of society

Nigga fucking what. Thats less than half of what we pay

Day of the rake when?

How do incels afford 20 pc nugget meals on the regular, arent they like 13-14 bucks?

Literally $4.99 going up to $5.19 here (Michigan).

Dang americans and their cheap tendies...

They live in a real country.

It looks like a keyboard for someone with severe disabilities to communicate with humans through the magic of the internet

have the same keyboard. it sucks balls

most disgusting thing i've seen on drama

and that's saying something

I think they used his sandwich as a snotrag.

So, you've never actually eaten at McDonalds?

It's a mixture of all the other condiments, called 'special sauce'; mayo, mustard, ketchup and relish.

Not relevant. I wanted people to think of snot as they looked at today's lunch.

Pickled cucumber relish. I want to die.

McDonalds is just so beneath you, obvi.

I like the fries there

I'm vegan so I don't have a lot of options there

dude animal rights lmao

it's mostly health reasons

People are vegetarians for health reasons - no one is a vegan for health reasons because it's unhealthy.

Plus vegans can't wear nice shoes or belts.

besides B12 i dont take any supplements. What else would I be missing?

The difference is that I don't have to try to hit all of my goals because my diet is inherently healthy. Vegans actually have to track everything and eat specifically to make sure they aren't actually starvings various parts of their body.

It isnt hard to eat in a balanced way man.

I mean I live in a first world country.

No, it isn't - hence the meat.

Any semblance of joy.

Is your keyboard melting?

The Big Cuck is the worst burger ever designed. I am convinced that the existence of this sandwich is a psyop by European deep state operatives intended to corrupt the image of true American burgers. Oh yeah let's throw a fucking baguette's worth of shitty bread in there with as little meat as possible, oh yeah hon hon hon le le top it off with some wilted lettuce from the bottom of a Wal-Mart dumpster HON HON. FUCK this sad excuse for a burger.

“Meat”

Retards who think beef isn't beef because it has a golden arches logo are more retarded than anti-vaxxers.

There is a subtle difference between beef and red slime.

Feels > Reals

^ u

tfw really finely ground beef doesn't exist

Imagine being this fucking stupid

Imagine eating a sandwich that's 90% bread

Real what you sow, wh*toid

What's this then?

Mold

It's over for you

Do you require grief counseling?

I don’t know about OP but I definitely do after seeing this “””burger”””. 🤢🤢🤮🤮

man i could go some maccas actually

is this american mcdonalds where they hire retards and black people instead of 15 year olds?

Keyboard doesn't look nearly crusty enough

MAYOS OUT OUT OUT

Why is the patty so thin? It looks like the same size as a McDouble, but a Big Mac is a few dollars more. You're basically paying a few more dollars for an extra bun.

Theyre all the same patties yea (youre essentially paying for the sauce too)

Can i have it?

Lol I once did this to someone who berated the poor cashier girl two minutes to closing. Sorry it happened to you op, :/ Skimping macs is typically a time honored “reserved for extreme assholes” tradition. (You run the risk of corporate getting involved).

(You run the risk of corporate getting involved).

First-hand stories?

Big Mac needs to be redone with 2 1/4 lb. burgers. It was considered a big sandwich in the early 70's. We have become much hungrier and fatter since then. It is now a quaint relic of the era of long gas lines, AM radio, and disco.