u/MasterLawlz buys shitty socks
1 2018-10-01 by FrostBittenSalsa
He buys mid-calf tube socks at Costco. Lawlz wears them with sandals, which is even more horrifying. 4 washes and they are gauze. It's like he doesn't even care about his feet. If you care about your feet, treat them right and go to Socksoff.com for high-quality designer socks, all for 50% off everyday.
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6 comments
1 charming_tainter 2018-10-01
Ewwww, who wears a pair of socks more than once? Excluding fancy designer socks
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-01
What kind of low-effort fetish fanfic about our mods is this?
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-01
I haven't bought socks in like 2 years.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-01
Paper towels are not socks
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-01
Well shit
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-10-01
Indeed. He often wears unmatched socks, the cretin. And when they do match, he doesn't match them to his belt. A gauche fashion disaster, milling about in sandals and socks, oblivious to his faux paux. If you want to be stylish get your designer socks from socksoff. They have all the socks you need to step out in style. All for 50% off everyday, in all sizes for the whole family.
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