Man completely obsessed with fortnite (check profile omg), presumably before murdering his whole family, writes amazing new pasta.

1  2018-10-02 by Lvl100SkrubRekker

32 comments

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src

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That food spread is peak Burger dear God I can feel the obesity through the screen

All I could think of was that scene in Tommy Boy where David Spade said "I can literally hear you getting fatter".

video games are for faggots

My biggest fear in life is having a Fortnite player for a son.

Better not have kids then

Look at pussy slayer over here, with a more sophisticated taste in sons than 12 year olds. What a damn Chad, I swear to god, every time I sit down to give birth, I wish I was this guy right here. I bet you birth only the manliest of men, because there’s no way you could be such a god damn vagina slurper and could father a Drama poster. This man has 43 girlfriends and get his cock sucked the entire time he’s criticizing Ed on Reddit. I wanted to make this comment to tell you how superior you are to everyone who has ever raised a cuck, and that your opinion is objectively better because you’re just such an amazing human being. This family of mine was in fact ruined by the 2018 groundbreaking invention known as soy supplements and you are a brave soldier for making it clear to all the incels and virgins in this thread that it is indeed the worst time for myself. Thank you for your service.

TL;DR Soy bad, high T good

dude its a seasonal fad game only 30yo boomers will still be playing that game in two years

how many children still play previous seasonal fad games like idk pubg dayz lol dota wow etc? only people still playing all that shit are 30yo boomers who cant let go of their childhood

Lol, dota, and rs are still massive at my uni

That could just be because it's an autist factory tho

Lol, dota, and rs are still massive at my uni

Same here, but my uni is also an autist factory, so eh.

30yo boomers

wut

Boomer is a way of life.

Imagine thinking 30 is old.

Snip snip, get those balls clipped!

Would you rather you son play fortnite or be a Reddit mod?

My dad's son does both for hours a day 😂😂

Please give your dad my condolences

We both know you're not getting laid

LAN parties are sooo 1998

Fortnite really is a bad game tho

it's especially funny how bad it was before it became a shitty battle royale

Look at pussy slayer over here, with a more sophisticated taste in drama than 12 year olds. What a damn Chad, I swear to god, every time I sit down to read /r/Drama, I wish I was this guy right here. I bet you read /r/SubredditDrama, because there’s no way you could be such a god damn vagina slurper and read literally any other drama. This man has 43 girlfriends and get his cock sucked the entire time he’s criticizing /r/politics on Reddit. I wanted to make this comment to tell you how superior you are to everyone who has ever visited /r/Drama, and that your opinion is objectively better because you’re just such an amazing human being. This party was in fact ruined by the 2018 groundbreaking subreddit known as /r/Drama, and you are a brave soldier for making it clear to all the incels and virgins in this thread that it is indeed the worst community on reddit. Thank you for your service.

TL;DR Drama bad SRD good

Careful swinging that big dick sarcasm around, you might put somebodies eye out.

It makes me sad to see how much some people obsess over fortnight. I have never seen anything like this in gaming, maybe wow at its peak.

he's never seen juvenile fad chasing behavior in gaymen Has the doctor even cut your umbilical cord yet?

Did you read his profile, that man is obsessed whit shitshit br.

More like FartShite am I right Dabs on cliffy b

Pokemon Go was like this tbh, except with the "competitive" aspect (I don't think).

Fortnite (((competitive))) is about as competitive as extreme ironing or tag.

I love exstream ironing.

Hating fortnite is the same thing as liking Rick and Morty.

Im pretty sure this is a /r/gamingcirclejerk pasta

The guys whole profile is nothing but him obsessing over FN.

Wow, that's amazing.