To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
Imagine having rice and tofu for every meal, 3 times a day, for weeks on end. It's only a matter of time before you start craving bread and cheese again.
The Asian expat community is insanely petty and competitive with each other. Just go to any of the circlejerk subs for asian expats and you'll see how hard they try to distance themselves from the pleb expats.
Yeah japancirclejerk sometimes has some good content and I love some weeb bashing but they come across like MDEgenerates complaining about 'bugmen' who are essentially identical to them in all but a few insignificant ways.
Spend enough time at any of the more popular expat watering holes in any major city in Asia and you'll see the same dynamic play out; jaded expats love sneering at the new arrivals.
What up!!! I'm a cool guys who's looking for other cool guys who wanna go camping alone in the woods. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
life is balance, people are not but 1 thing. but a unique casm of many, only through mastery and balance, can we attain enlightenment, and fullfillment.
Maybe we'd be able to stop a Japanese Marshmallow from committing suicide, become friends with her, and have an awkward threesome that I bring up in my speech at the wedding three years later, which, thank god, no one understands because I'm speaking it in vomit-drunk English.
I wonder if he's like Eastern European or something and his native tongue isn't English, but he ran out of stolen copper to sell for krokodil and moved to Japan.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-02
To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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1 scatmunchies 2018-10-02
This is how you get raped in a Japanese forest.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-10-02
Reads more like an invitation to be in the rape gang to me
10/10 bro, would go on lads holiday with
1 necromatriarch 2018-10-02
The most shocking part to me is his girlfriend is black.
I expected rape, I didn't expect a black GF.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-02
So he's surrounded by beautiful Japanese women but chooses to abstain from them? He probably really is gay.
1 necromatriarch 2018-10-02
He definitely wants a teaspoon of foreigner sperm in his bum, but if that's gay I guess we're all gay 🤷♂️
1 Shark_life 2018-10-02
dafuq is wrong with all you yellow feverists, why hasn't anyone pointed out the fact that his black gf is cute af.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-02
give me my Asian waifu or give me death.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-02
Death it is.
1 ATissu 2018-10-02
implying 100% of white males living in asia don't have a severe case of yellow fever. What's the point in dating non asians for them?
1 Shark_life 2018-10-02
Imagine having rice and tofu for every meal, 3 times a day, for weeks on end. It's only a matter of time before you start craving bread and cheese again.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-02
Yes, it's not often you see a black foid that attractive.
Interesting.
1 Kiru-Kokujin8 2018-10-02
Theyre too old for him
not like they would want him anyways
english teachers are the lowest of the low
1 yunghastati 2018-10-02
i just wanted to thank you for helping me grow back my virginity, hymen and all, through your brave and factual post
1 cimarafa 2018-10-02
He looks like the guy from Deus Ex
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-10-02
He looks like Elon Musk with no hair plugs
1 Voltar134 2018-10-02
Adam Jensen aka a robot man who gargles rocks for lunch.
1 911roofer 2018-10-02
Yeah, she's black, but its a hot black.
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-10-02
This dude is batting way above his average
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-02
Yeah she's a hottie
1 ip_127_0_0_1 2018-10-02
They split up years ago. He has a j-wife now.
1 PositiveMouse 2018-10-02
Where are you finding these deets? his whole post history is stalking some youtube, videogames, and open stuff.
1 Kiru-Kokujin8 2018-10-02
I never understood why pedo sexpats fight with other pedo sexpats
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-10-02
Competition for resources
1 Kiru-Kokujin8 2018-10-02
good point theres only so many english teaching jobs out there
1 Destirigon 2018-10-02
Holy shit you go through numbers rapidly, last time I saw you it was 5.
1 Kiru-Kokujin8 2018-10-02
mayo mods keep banning me
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-02
there's not enough lolis for all of us
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-02
Build more pylons.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-02
Spread more creep.
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-02
The Asian expat community is insanely petty and competitive with each other. Just go to any of the circlejerk subs for asian expats and you'll see how hard they try to distance themselves from the pleb expats.
1 Kiru-Kokujin8 2018-10-02
you mean /r/japan /r/china and /r/japancirclejerk?
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-02
and /r/ccj2
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-10-02
Yeah japancirclejerk sometimes has some good content and I love some weeb bashing but they come across like MDEgenerates complaining about 'bugmen' who are essentially identical to them in all but a few insignificant ways.
1 Shark_life 2018-10-02
Spend enough time at any of the more popular expat watering holes in any major city in Asia and you'll see the same dynamic play out; jaded expats love sneering at the new arrivals.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-02
What up!!! I'm a cool guys who's looking for other cool guys who wanna go camping alone in the woods. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
1 recriminology 2018-10-02
💪🏼
1 necromatriarch 2018-10-02
💪🧚♂️
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-10-02
How much whiskey should I bring and will we be sharing a tent?
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-02
Not enough to get whiskey dick my man
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-10-02
So three bottles for me, and how much for the rest of you?
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-02
I'm definitely picking up a strong gay sex vibe.
1 randomBJtime 2018-10-02
Jesus christ, did Mac from IASIP write this post? Reminds me of the party mansion description
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-10-02
What level is your power crystal?
1 fsdgfhk 2018-10-02
fucking ping ban...
1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-10-02
Totally not serial killer or rapist. Maybe he wanna recreate lake bodom.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-02
Id go, i feel like it would be the weirdest experience in my life. Id look back on it 20 years from now and be like "damn, that shit was cray."
1 ThatDamnedImp 2018-10-02
Nah, you'd go, and just end up camping with a socially awkward man. Because this is the real world and not Creep 3.
1 911roofer 2018-10-02
Maybe we'd be able to stop a Japanese Marshmallow from committing suicide, become friends with her, and have an awkward threesome that I bring up in my speech at the wedding three years later, which, thank god, no one understands because I'm speaking it in vomit-drunk English.
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-02
The flyer is a muscly bicep dennis!
1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-02
He’s arguing with people in /r/japancirclejerk now lmao
1 otherwiseyep 2018-10-02
This guy is an English teacher and he can neither spell nor grammar.
No wonder Japan resorts to an*me.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-02
he's actually an inspiration.
If he can teach English in Japan then there's hope for pretty much everyone of us :)
1 jasos-2005 2018-10-02
There's a limit to how pathetic someone can be, and if you're an english teacher in japan you've hit it.
1 Kiru-Kokujin8 2018-10-02
english teachers are a joke and no one actually learns shit from them
1 carthoris26 2018-10-02
I wonder if he's like Eastern European or something and his native tongue isn't English, but he ran out of stolen copper to sell for krokodil and moved to Japan.
1 CR90 2018-10-02
I viscerally hate that guys writing style.
1 Tony49UK 2018-10-02
He's been teaching English for six years but can't spell foreigner or bucks.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-10-02
So I get to go camping in the wild, fishing, have some good man to man conversations and at the end I get murdered? Sign me the FUCK up fam.
1 ason 2018-10-02
Pretty sure this is him.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-02
I thought with English that bad he had to be a jap
Nope. American.
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1 freet0 2018-10-02
HOLY SHIT MAC IS THAT YOU?
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-02
i'd do it