Party at Lawlz's
1 2018-10-03 by FrostBittenSalsa
💯Attention🎃all ☠️Halloween😫 whores 💦its time 🍆to get your🍑 fuck on. 💨Any 💀skeleton 👌🏼sluts,👊🏼bitch ass witches, 😷gigantic 👻titty 👻gouls, ☺️sluty snakes, 🐍dick 🍆hungry 👄devils👹, sexy super 😻woman💪🏽, 🤖horny 🤙🏻hulks🤢, clapin 🍑captains, 💦and 💯sperm thirsty 🍌vampires🌬 come to 💰 u/MasterLawlz's 👌🏼house this💵 Sunday 📖for 📙bible📈 study🙏🏼bitch😎 u 💯need 🔥it
34 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-03
Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.
Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.
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1 Neon_needles 2018-10-03
But I'm obese and ugly and autistic
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
So is Lawlz, what's your point
1 Neon_needles 2018-10-03
Does this mean I'll finally have the sex?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Consensually? No
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-03
Life is for the taking
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
How it feels to drink Lawlz's Jungle Juice™
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-03
But...why?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Cuz it's your civic duty
1 Matues49 2018-10-03
why not?
1 charming_tainter 2018-10-03
What about sexy plumbers? Or sexy garbage ladies?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
They get to be the fluffers
1 froibo 2018-10-03
Pass.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
What are you, asexual?
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-10-03
Fake and gay.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Like your bussy
1 cochnbahls 2018-10-03
Where and what time? My wife and I just got our shots.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Lawlz's house this Sunday
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-03
YIKES!!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
You're just saying that because no one wants to butter your bread anymore
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-03
Someone bring fent and lots of it
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
This but unironically
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-03
Holy shit this is the first party I've been invited to since 4th grade! My mom will be so proud 😭
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Bring her with you, the more autism the better
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-03
My handler is already my +1
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Is your handler capable in getting even prudes like u/ComedicSans off?
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
Sorry for, you know, having standards.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Your standards are a fucking roulette wheel
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
At least I haven't yet acknowledged that /u/MasterLawlz is allegedly a human being. 🤢
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
I don't think anyone here has made such a mistake
1 Yiin 2018-10-03
Lawlz seems like he could tell a good story. I'm in.
1 ItsSugar 2018-10-03
Lmao good one, are xer parents away this weekend?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Duh