I wish Obama had thought of this. Can you imagine the reeeing from conservatives about "ZOMG FEMA DEATH CAMPS!!! JADE HELM!!! DNA CHIPS IN OUR BRAINS!!"
And honestly it’s not even a bad idea, a National based warning in the event something huge is happening is a great idea, just like how a lot of phones will get warnings about tornadoes coming their way. I don’t get why people are soo butthurt over this.
Trump has a voracious appetite for drama; he's an incorrigible drama instigator. I'm going to assume he finds the conventional drama ways stultifying, he wants some innovation and some audacious drama poster has manipulated the pliant mind of the world's greatest narcissist. I know someone here has concocted this insidious plan to impose upon people's most accessible devices. He's so domineering, this thought titillate him more than the incestuous implications of his relationship with Ivanka.
This is so invasive, so presumptuous, and so propitious for drama. I'm inspired to whip up more salads in preparation for the first Trump cadence infused tweet at 4 am when he attempts diplomacy on Twitter and incites a war against China.
I’m starting to realize why tankie ideology is taking off. All these community activist bloggers are gonna need all the handouts they can get after their career of blogging about bubble tea doesn’t take off.
Something about how notifications should be reserved for emergencies and how this is similar to the North Korean regime. Not even exaggerating a little bit.
I just want to know why they’re doing it in the middle of the day where thousands of meetings, classes, appointments, etc. are going to get interrupted by everyone’s pants honking at the same time.
yeah when my phone is on silent mode it wont beep for those alerts, then i just check my phone when im done with the activity that required to me to silence my phone and see the alert like a normal person
i don't get your point here. For actual professional meetings at my job I don't even take my phone with me. Its only in class where my phone is on silent in my pocket. When you have a job you will understand there are situations were taking your phone out or having it go off is 0% acceptable.
Who else can sue @realDonaldTrump
for the #PresidentialAlert? I didn’t request this! We shouldn’t be forced to receive notifications from anyone unless it’s an emergency. It’s starting to feel like we are living in N. Korea.
Some people get really heavily invested in politics and see the other side as literal villains, so everything they do has to have a sinister motive to it. It happened/happening with Obama, Hillary and Bush and it’s happening to Trump.
Don’t get me wrong there’s some legitimate reasons to despise those people (and I’m not saying they’re all equally bad people) but some people will just assume “If X is involved in something then it’s bad or will be bad”
great analisys. take something like space force. it's not a weird or crazy idea, but everyone's making fun of it or praising it as a trump idea. but i'm sure this is a military pushed operation has been in the discussion and planning phase for a while before he announced it, and is not connected to a single party, except for the fact that repubs were in office at the time.
You mean the QBoomers being convinced QAnon is gonna drop something to lead to Hillary's arrest any minute now for the past year and a half is not as bad as "reee orange man bad impeach!!!!"
I wouldn’t put it past Trump to use that power to text everyone campaign slogans or “vote for trump” or whatever. But unless he does, this doesn’t register a bit on my concern meter. If it’s used properly this could be a useful tool for the US.
It’s that it says #PresidentialAlert. It could have said National Alert, FEMA Alert, whatever. But the issue here is that he’s showing us that ONE MAN can text everyone. It’s a power display. Sometime consciously decided that was the title. Plus I didn’t want this new U2 Album.
I just really get a chuckle over people who have their phone programmed to alert every time Kim Kardashian takes a crap freaking out about an "unsolicited" emergency alert.
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1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2018-10-03
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1 better_bot 2018-10-03
I hope they let him write it himself.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-10-03
Sadly it’s “This is a test”
1 better_bot 2018-10-03
Gaaaaaaay
1 Think_Once 2018-10-03
Not for Q.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-10-03
TESTING today but WHAT is being tested
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1 Maxwyfe 2018-10-03
Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-10-03
Ovaltine. Oval Office.
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1 wazzupnerds 2018-10-03
Scrambled Eggs, hmmmmmm
1 X-107 2018-10-03
Scrambled eggs!? It's obviously a plot to abort white babies.
1 quakquakquak 2018-10-03
WYSIWIG :flag-usa:
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-03
This is a reference to a christmas 🎄 story
1 Maxwyfe 2018-10-03
Yep. That reference is almost as old as your average Q-Boomer.
1 pepperouchau 2018-10-03
This is only because he's been literally CENSORED by the LIBTARDS
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-03
When did it go? I didn't get it.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-10-03
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1 LightUmbra 2018-10-03
What a weird time.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-03
I know. I was hoping that the bombs were dropping. It’s a beautiful day for me to drive to DC as far as I’m concerned.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-03
The test failed because I didn't get one
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-03
Thanks Obama
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-03
The amount of reeeeing about this is truly mind boggling. That the drama is about something so minor just makes it all the tastier👅👅👅
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-03
This is probably the dumbest shit I'm gonna see this week, and that includes Kavanaugh's stuff lol.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-10-03
Except Kavanaugh is serious. Do you want a judge on the Supreme Court who would throw ice on the attorney’s if they annoyed him?
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
Piranhas or bust, I say!
1 Pizzashillsghost 2018-10-03
If that ice is in a glass and scotch is poured over that ice, then he gets my vote.
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-03
lmao
1 seshfan2 2018-10-03
I wish Obama had thought of this. Can you imagine the reeeing from conservatives about "ZOMG FEMA DEATH CAMPS!!! JADE HELM!!! DNA CHIPS IN OUR BRAINS!!"
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-03
He did. This new regulation began under Obama. its finally being tested 3 years later.
1 Momruepari 2018-10-03
pretty sure it was someone in his administration that started it but Trump's is the first to use it.
1 Harbinger147 2018-10-03
And honestly it’s not even a bad idea, a National based warning in the event something huge is happening is a great idea, just like how a lot of phones will get warnings about tornadoes coming their way. I don’t get why people are soo butthurt over this.
1 PrimeIntellect 2018-10-03
i swear if it hadn't said 'presidential alert' nobody would have even blinked
1 VelvetDreamers 2018-10-03
Trump has a voracious appetite for drama; he's an incorrigible drama instigator. I'm going to assume he finds the conventional drama ways stultifying, he wants some innovation and some audacious drama poster has manipulated the pliant mind of the world's greatest narcissist. I know someone here has concocted this insidious plan to impose upon people's most accessible devices. He's so domineering, this thought titillate him more than the incestuous implications of his relationship with Ivanka.
This is so invasive, so presumptuous, and so propitious for drama. I'm inspired to whip up more salads in preparation for the first Trump cadence infused tweet at 4 am when he attempts diplomacy on Twitter and incites a war against China.
1 flatearthispsyop 2018-10-03
lmao
https://mobile.twitter.com/EastCLifestyle/status/1047443230743252992
1 Chukril 2018-10-03
I’m starting to realize why tankie ideology is taking off. All these community activist bloggers are gonna need all the handouts they can get after their career of blogging about bubble tea doesn’t take off.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-03
fuck you bubble tea is the shit
drinking it i mean
people blog about it?
1 jasos-2005 2018-10-03
That’s legitimately the dumbest tweet I’ve ever seen. It’s actually insane.
1 Neon_needles 2018-10-03
Oh my sweet summer child
1 shallowm 2018-10-03
😮
1 BristledJohnnies 2018-10-03
What'd it say? They deleted it.
1 jasos-2005 2018-10-03
Something about how notifications should be reserved for emergencies and how this is similar to the North Korean regime. Not even exaggerating a little bit.
1 BristledJohnnies 2018-10-03
Honestly, what else would you expect from a Twitter user at this point?
1 myshl0ng 2018-10-03
What did it say?
1 Cishet_Shitlord 2018-10-03
Some dumbfuck feeling violated over the tweet, wondering if they can sue, and comparing it to living in North Korea. Unironically.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-03
I just want to know why they’re doing it in the middle of the day where thousands of meetings, classes, appointments, etc. are going to get interrupted by everyone’s pants honking at the same time.
Do that shit when everyone’s at home, man.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-03
because then it might interrupt Daddy's mcdonalds + fox news time you asshole 😡
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-03
for fucks sake, where is the empathy
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
its almost like people in meetings classes and appointments put their phones on vibrate to prevent their phones going from disrupting their activity
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-03
First of all, Hah! Like everyone does that. Have you ever been in a meeting?
Second, you can’t silence these alerts without turning off your phone. They sound an alert, even with your phone set to silent mode.
1 Yiin 2018-10-03
Mine didnt
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-10-03
Mine kept quiet on dnd mode.
1 missmurrr 2018-10-03
my phone just buzzed while it was in silent mode.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
What kind of emergency alert would it be if you can just turn it in silent? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
the national weather service alerts for shit like flash floods and hurricanes dont make noise if my phone is on silent.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
Lmfao. What kind of Burger nonsense is this?
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
when a hurricane is about to hit your city, the national weather service will warn you about it, not really nonsense.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
Except you said they can be ignored on silent mode. Lmao.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
yeah when my phone is on silent mode it wont beep for those alerts, then i just check my phone when im done with the activity that required to me to silence my phone and see the alert like a normal person
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
How's Puerto Rico, Donald?
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
i don't get your point here. For actual professional meetings at my job I don't even take my phone with me. Its only in class where my phone is on silent in my pocket. When you have a job you will understand there are situations were taking your phone out or having it go off is 0% acceptable.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
An emergency warning should interrupt your daily life. That's the fucking point.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
i don't understand how you can be this retarded, have you ever had a job in a professional setting before?
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
Lmfao, I'm a lawyer. You're legit retarded.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-03
you are a shit lawyer if your phone goes off in client meetings or court.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
You'd be a dead lawyer if you ignored a tsunami warning. Lmao.
1 Happypumkin 2018-10-03
My phone was on silent and I didn't have any alarm when I got it 🤔
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
A national alert system foiled by the "silent" option of a mobile phone?
🇺🇸 Amurka 🇺🇸
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-03
Do you think they limit amber alerts to around 6-7pm so it doesn't interrupt people's dinner?
Lmao I cannot tell if you're being serious.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-03
This was a test, not an actual alert. You can schedule tests whoever you’d like them to be.
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-03
Do you think they limit amber alerts to around 6-7pm so it doesn't interrupt people's dinner?
Lmao I cannot tell if you're being serious.
1 YouGuysAreNazisMan 2018-10-03
"join my fortnite clan :^)"
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-10-03
Imagine if Trump sent a dick pic to every American 😳
1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-10-03
You mean toad pic? Am rite?
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-10-03
From Mario kart 🤣
1 wwaalleess 2018-10-03
Only gamers will get it lol 😂
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-03
You all disgust me
1 Tobans 2018-10-03
Alright. This is why I'm a shy guy XD XD XD
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-10-03
I wish Birdo would suck my whole body up and shoot me out as an egg XP
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2018-10-03
They should let him twitter shit post to this alert system. It would be the most entertaining thing I’ve ever seen.
1 moush 2018-10-03
Maybe he'll post on it when he wins in 2020.
1 diggity_md 2018-10-03
The wise man bowed his head and, with the wisdom of the gods, spoke thusly:
“glumphhh bad”
1 Sober_Sloth 2018-10-03
These people seem to think trump will be personal texting every phone in America from his personal number. Wtf
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
Can you guarantee he won't?
1 Sober_Sloth 2018-10-03
No man has texted those women in years so I’d say it’s safe to say
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
I kind of hope he does. RED ALERT. GET TO YOUR BUNKER. COVFEFE.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
Agreed, imagine the drama it'd generate. Daily tweets from the Head Retard in Charge at 4 in the morning would be great for Dramacoin™
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
National Emergency: WHY ISN'T FOX & FRIENDS ON TV WHEN I'M GETTING MY 4AM BIG MAC IN BED?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-03
National Emergency: SAD!
1 KANneedDO 2018-10-03
FEMA officials are in charge of crafting the alerts.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-03
So... No?
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-03
Dude, I’m pretty sure these messages don’t actually work that way.
1 moush 2018-10-03
bbbut Trump's fingers are literally raping my phone screen
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-03
Ew gross. Keep your Trump grease to yourself dude.
1 Gtyyler 2018-10-03
When the new guy at work sends an email to all employees.
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-10-03
1 moush 2018-10-03
I don't think he realizes that he'd be imprisoned or killed for that tweet.
1 TheEnglishman28 2018-10-03
Lack of awareness is a common trait of those afflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome.
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-10-03
I'm becoming convinced that Trump Derangement Syndrome is an actual thing at this point.
1 rockidol 2018-10-03
Some people get really heavily invested in politics and see the other side as literal villains, so everything they do has to have a sinister motive to it. It happened/happening with Obama, Hillary and Bush and it’s happening to Trump.
Don’t get me wrong there’s some legitimate reasons to despise those people (and I’m not saying they’re all equally bad people) but some people will just assume “If X is involved in something then it’s bad or will be bad”
1 swansongpong 2018-10-03
great analisys. take something like space force. it's not a weird or crazy idea, but everyone's making fun of it or praising it as a trump idea. but i'm sure this is a military pushed operation has been in the discussion and planning phase for a while before he announced it, and is not connected to a single party, except for the fact that repubs were in office at the time.
1 RollBread 2018-10-03
It was an idea from the Cold War. Trump didn't even come up with the name.
It is a good idea.
1 moush 2018-10-03
It's smart on the politician's job, get people to hate your enemy so they don't mistake you for a snake.
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-03
http://slatestarcodex.com/2018/01/24/conflict-vs-mistake/
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-03
I mean, Hillary Derangement Syndrome seems to be a real thing from how often boomers keep mentioning her going to jail
Trump even said "Nobody cares about that now that I won" the month after he was inaugurated but boomers apparently forgot about that.
1 Mexagon 2018-10-03
Nowhere near as bad as tds.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-03
You mean the QBoomers being convinced QAnon is gonna drop something to lead to Hillary's arrest any minute now for the past year and a half is not as bad as "reee orange man bad impeach!!!!"
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-03
Well, I mean she’s not the president and folks still can’t seem to evict her from their head.
1 OhButIDo 2018-10-03
ya totally nowhere near. not like there are people that believe hillary rapes and sacrifices children in a dc pizza joint
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-10-03
Derangement Syndromes are truly centrist disorders.
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-03
Hmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔
1 itsCaffeine 2018-10-03
Oh it definitely is. But there’s also Clinton Derangement Syndrome to balance it out.
1 Jerry_Rig 2018-10-03
Welcome to December 2016, my man
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-03
The people you are reading are fellow voters that decide your laws
1 rockidol 2018-10-03
They could be trolls.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-03
All of Twitter is flooded with this and many are blue checkers.
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-03
Damn, Russian trolls are getting sophisticated.
1 cabforpitt 2018-10-03
Imagine having the power to shitpost to every American directly. /r/drama needs this technology.
1 TheEnglishman28 2018-10-03
The world, let alone America, is not ready for that advanced level of shitposting.
1 TheEnglishman28 2018-10-03
He should sign it
"Your Favorite President"
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-03
https://twitter.com/ChrisJZullo/status/1047511938635370496?s=20
Imagine being that mad and thinking this plan didn’t start under Obama
1 FireKist 2018-10-03
Ooooooops
LOL
1 egotistical-dso 2018-10-03
A class action lawsuit about this has already been filed. I am not even joking.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-10-03
Link please
1 I-need-MAYO 2018-10-03
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lawsuit-seeks-to-stop-femas-presidential-alert-system-to-cell-phones-citing-first-amendment/
1 moush 2018-10-03
Why didn't this already exist for amber/silver/flood alerts?
1 I-need-MAYO 2018-10-03
By "this", do you mean the lawsuit?
Because the answer is almost certainly because those systems were not associated with trump.
1 rockidol 2018-10-03
I wouldn’t put it past Trump to use that power to text everyone campaign slogans or “vote for trump” or whatever. But unless he does, this doesn’t register a bit on my concern meter. If it’s used properly this could be a useful tool for the US.
1 seenten 2018-10-03
I don't think the TV version that's been around for decades has ever even been used nationwide
1 Manchu_Fist 2018-10-03
[GOT MINE!](alert https://imgur.com/gallery/NmCQTuS)
1 cragfar 2018-10-03
https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1047554324841226240
Really makes you think.
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-03
plz daddy
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1 e-guy 2018-10-03
I was hoping to get a prime example of Daddy's own incoherent rambling style delivered straight to my inbox this morning.
Instead I just got a bureaucrat's dry "this is a test" message... 😭😭😭
1 Maxwyfe 2018-10-03
I just really get a chuckle over people who have their phone programmed to alert every time Kim Kardashian takes a crap freaking out about an "unsolicited" emergency alert.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-03
Disgusting.