If you mean the government is testing an alert system for national emergencies that functions in the same manner as Amber Alerts and Weather Emergencies (they are literally in the same inbox on my phone) and people are losing their fucking minds and somehow drawing the conclusion that Trump is personally going to text them and use this as an instrument to make people vote for him.
The LYING fake news media is telling more LIES!!! I didn't bang Nasty Woman Stormy Daniels but if I did she totally would have loved it! I've got a great penis, probably the best penis. covfefe
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-03
https://i.imgur.com/7KMxsBM.jpg
1 seenten 2018-10-03
What the hell is that spamming your push notifications?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-03
Mars Invaders Alert System
1 hbnsckl 2018-10-03
Never got one.
I just got ghosted by an automated country wide alert system.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-10-03
This is how we're breaking up with you
1 LastCypher 2018-10-03
If you didn't get one you're supposed to report to your nearest ICE station for processing I think.
1 shaneoffline 2018-10-03
They announced on the radio not everyone would get one.
1 nivora 2018-10-03
You're getting deported.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-03
Mine just said “Mueller is a big meanie and he smells weird and has a big poo-poo head.”🤷♂️
1 OniTan 2018-10-03
Wait, is Trump actually texting Americunts?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-03
Yep, and the Mexicans are paying for it
1 LastCypher 2018-10-03
If you mean the government is testing an alert system for national emergencies that functions in the same manner as Amber Alerts and Weather Emergencies (they are literally in the same inbox on my phone) and people are losing their fucking minds and somehow drawing the conclusion that Trump is personally going to text them and use this as an instrument to make people vote for him.
Then yes.
1 OniTan 2018-10-03
What would the text be about? 9/11 type stuff?
1 LastCypher 2018-10-03
Yep, the FEMA page for it says for times of "National Crises".
So large scale terrorism would fit the bill, sure.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-03
1 OniTan 2018-10-03
Want to make $130,000?
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-10-03
If I'm being honest with myself, there are very few things that I wouldn't do for $130K
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-03
Lmao
1 midairfistfight 2018-10-03
The precursor systems were built for when we were expecting the Ruskies to nuke us. So, basically, yeah.
1 wewladin 2018-10-03
Who would unironically believe this?
1 zhanx 2018-10-03
shit they even filed lawsuits here in NY over it.
1 wewladin 2018-10-03
I dont believe you
even with evidence
no one is this stupid
oh wait its 2018.
Okay well, shit, the white race is done, sorry, lets hope the Han chinese dont repeat our mistakes.
1 wewladin 2018-10-03
Mine said “We must secure a future for r drama children.”
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-03
how could you Daddy 😡 I thought I was special and then I find out he's texting all the other bussies in the country 😡
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-03
At least you got a text. 🙁🙁🙁🙁
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-10-03
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT!
The LYING fake news media is telling more LIES!!! I didn't bang Nasty Woman Stormy Daniels but if I did she totally would have loved it! I've got a great penis, probably the best penis. covfefe