Dinosaur 🦖 of the Month: Heterodontosaurus
1 2018-10-04 by Cdace
Heterodontosaurus ("different-teeth-lizard") was one of the earliest ornithischian dinosaurs. Most reptiles have teeth of similar size and function but, heterodontosaurus has teeth that are the reptile equivalent of inbred Alabama trucker. This lightly built, bipedal dinosaur was collected in 1966 from the 200 million year old Lower Jurassic Upper Red Beds, Stronberg series, on the northern slopes of the Krommerspruit Mountain near Voisana, Republic of South Africa. It is in the family Heterodontosauridae.
Study of the skull has suggested that Heterodontosaurus had the capacity for biting, tearing, and grinding with its three kinds of teeth. It is believed to be either herbivorous or omnivorous. Heterodontosaurus may have had a cheek area to store food (and dip), the way some mammals and truckers do.
It was around 1 m in length. It lived around Hettangian, Early Jurassic ~198 mya and is the only ornithischian with fangs. Paleontologists have long considered it one of the most primitive ornithischians (which may further explain its relationship with Alabama redneck truckers).
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1 DistortedLines 2018-10-04
Dinolet
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Tiny Dino 🦖 will still help devour humanity
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-04
It's over for Dinocels 😭😭😭
1 Redactor0 2018-10-04
If you're like 0.5m trying to compete with mammals who can regulate their own temperature, then it pretty much never even began. 😔
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-10-04
Aw, small enough to be a pet then.
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Humans aren’t even worthy of being pets of dinosaurs 🦖. Humanity will be no more than cattle to fuel the superior species
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-10-04
They’d keep me as cute human pet and munch the rest. Plus I’m not fat enough to be considered as even a Dino snack.
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Your are voreable
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-04
OwO
1 Shark_life 2018-10-04
daddy pls say that to me while u pull my hair daddy and grope my bussy
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-10-04
What are your thoughts on the inevitable human-Dino cross breeding?
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
My one thought is “hawt”
1 Psycho_Robot 2018-10-04
Seems to me that we turned the "superior species" into fuel for ourselves
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Prehistoric plankton aren’t dinosaurs 🦖
1 charming_tainter 2018-10-04
I never read these but I always up voat them because I think education is important
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Educate yourself while promoting education for others. You should know about what your flesh will fuel
1 charming_tainter 2018-10-04
I'm still not convinced dino bones weren't buried by the Jews 2500 years ago to make the Christians look bad
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
The Jews are lizardpeople which are subservient to dinosaurs 🦖
1 [deleted] 2018-10-04
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1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-04
when is gay diniosaur months
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Gayosaurus, like the incelosaurus, is one of the few actually extinct dinosaurs 🦖 for reasons unknown to us today
1 Shark_life 2018-10-04
Incels, MGTOW or their similar offshoots ultimately culminate in one thing only: self-induced extinction. And that's a beautiful thing.
1 subpoutine 2018-10-04
Is it true that H-dont would regularly get mad at fbinosauruses for doing its damn job?
1 Cdace 2018-10-04
Nah it gets mad at undocumentus illegalsaurus
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-10-04
Why no homodontosaurus?
Gay erasure.
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-10-04
It's Hetero-don[']t-osaurus, pretty sure that's latin for gay lizard.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-10-04
Stfu faggot
1 BristledJohnnies 2018-10-04
Lmao everyone knows these feathery looking ass nibbas aren’t real dinos
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-04
Lol pretty zany cast of characters we got here huh
1 here_for_news1 2018-10-04
I don't know why the image is so goddamn funny but it is.
1 Chayim47 2018-10-04
Will the dinopocalypse be televised?
1 Psycho_Robot 2018-10-04
It already was. Haven't you seen the dinosaurs tv show? It ended with them going extinct
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2018-10-04
I missed the episode of Dinosaur Train where they met a Heterodontosaurus. Outside of that, you are my only other source for real dino news.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-10-04
WTF?! This is a no hetero safe space cdace!!!
1 xxretartistxx 2018-10-04
marry me
1 Plexipus 2018-10-04
Comet Your Self
1 error404brain 2018-10-04
He is also barely one meter long, which is probably why he was called hetero-dontosaurus, as hetero men length and girth is always disappointing.
1 averagewhitebrah69 2018-10-04
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9b9aoINXzk
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-10-04
ree
1 wewladin 2018-10-04
Wow a jpeg survived 200million years in the ground, very cool!
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-04
Allah will smite you kaffirs who spread the word of the wretched devil-lizards! 🕌🕋