Fucking adults using baby talk amongst themselves fucking pathetic, entirety of reddit using words like "pupper" and "good boye" and not realizing how pathetic they sound using baby talk wwhile talking to other "adults".
I is office doggo! Is fun office. You meet lots of new hoomans, new smells. Hard part is finding where to go potty. Den, at end of day, you go back to home and see how home smells different from office.
You no bad boye, hooman wants to make sure you are okay since you sick. My hooman says to eat pumpkin, it helps me when my tummy go whargarble. Oh! Drink lots and lots and lots of waters!! I get pumpkin every day on my food, makes it super yummy and makes tummy happy.
I realize it’s only a handful of retards but writing this looks more painful than just strapping on a fursuit and fucking another furry
whats really cool is talking like this in public while on all fours in a dog costume, running at people, jumping up on them to lick their face, chasing and biting their kids. if they try to call the cops that's when you start barking, pull out a gun and ask for their phones and wallets still in doggy talk, but angry dog voice now
whats really cool is talking like this in public while on all fours in a dog costume. running at people, jumping up on them to lick their face, chasing and biting their kids
Lol, you people should start pibbleposting while identifying as a pitbull. Shit like "Mike's kid is very nice and sweet, if he touches me I'll eat his face"
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-04
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-04
May they all yiff in hell
1 Allur0 2018-10-04
this is 100% a recruitment psy-op for furries
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-10-04
OwO
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1 kingofthehill5 2018-10-04
Someone should fill that sub with the murderous pibble thoughts.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-10-04
Kero and the Zachum's crew
1 TheDickTwister 2018-10-04
Fucking adults using baby talk amongst themselves fucking pathetic, entirety of reddit using words like "pupper" and "good boye" and not realizing how pathetic they sound using baby talk wwhile talking to other "adults".
1 Honk4Tits 2018-10-04
Yeah it's really lame but innocent. Better than shooting up your work place or going to a Nazi rally.
1 TheDickTwister 2018-10-04
I mean yeah... If you judge anything by that metric it's innocent i guess. yeah...
1 Honk4Tits 2018-10-04
I just see the worst in humanity. The measuring stick isn't very high.
1 Allur0 2018-10-04
this is easily worse than identifying as en eco fascist
1 Allur0 2018-10-04
I realize it’s only a handful of retards but writing this looks more painful than just strapping on a fursuit and fucking another furry
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-10-04
I think we've seen enough.
1 Blinwar 2018-10-04
Peak Reddit
1 69big69daddy69 2018-10-04
whats really cool is talking like this in public while on all fours in a dog costume, running at people, jumping up on them to lick their face, chasing and biting their kids. if they try to call the cops that's when you start barking, pull out a gun and ask for their phones and wallets still in doggy talk, but angry dog voice now
1 69big69daddy69 2018-10-04
whats really cool is talking like this in public while on all fours in a dog costume. running at people, jumping up on them to lick their face, chasing and biting their kids
1 Allur0 2018-10-04
don’t forget public urination!
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-04
My lord
1 Damuel 2018-10-04
They sell pitbull costumes now?
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-04
What the fuck
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-10-04
I love dogs but this shit is fucking retarded
1 Plexipus 2018-10-04
The worst are the people who write those doggo poems or whatever the fucker they're called
Ball is good I bring it bac But even better Is hooman snac!
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-10-04
cant even make it the proper meter you absolute cretin
1 Plexipus 2018-10-04
It gains a syllable each line which is acceptable to these Reddit Philistines, though not myself.
I have twelve Pulitzer worthy doggo poems stored away on a USB stick in my border collie's anal gland just in case they ever make it big
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-04
This isn't drama at all.
1 Allur0 2018-10-04
your point?
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-04
Delete it
1 PierligBouloven 2018-10-04
Lol, you people should start pibbleposting while identifying as a pitbull. Shit like "Mike's kid is very nice and sweet, if he touches me I'll eat his face"
1 umar4812 2018-10-04
LE DOGGO