Nerd Porn Poetry

1  2018-10-04 by YameteOtosanItai

16 comments

This, but unironically.

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This isn’t even the worst thing Cline’s ever written.

Wait this guy is known for something?

He wrote Ready Player One, the book that made that one movie this spring.

It's really fucking boring.

Christ

Post this to Gender Critical, in the spirit of trying to meet them half way.

If anyone tries to tell you that Ready Player One is satire on obsessive nerd culture, show them this.

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Nope

Are they flat though?

no, like most male nerds Cline just fantasizes about having a big-tittied gamer gf who'll watch his space kino tv shows with him.

;-(

someone type this out so I can pasta it

Is this supposed to be retarded? Sounds like he has shit taste in porn, is gay or is too stupid to research porn beyond the pic next to the dictionary entry.

Like how are you gonna say that all women in porn are submissive objects when only minutes ago I nutted to gentle femdom after jumping through tons of videos in the genre?

You're talking about a grown man who actually bought a POS DeLorean and slapped a bunch of Ghostbusters decals on it cause he thought it looked alpha

Ernest Cline is like someone saw all the MDEgenerate jokes about soy boy hyper-consumer nerds, and responded by going further than they could ever imagine

fwiw i grew up with this guy and when i was 10 he 'bought' my TRS-80 Logo cartridge off me and he never paid me the five bucks, so to sum up where is your justice now ernie

We never really appreciate the meltdown over Ready Player One a few months ago

Practically every shit nerd sub on reddit was filled with dorks screeching because their godawful life-hobbies got parodied right in front of them