OP is mad that the guy she friendzoned is now sleeping with her mother

1  2018-10-04 by PhysicsIsMyMistress

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I've heard of mothers and daughters fighting over clothes... But I've never heard of them fighting over boyfriends! Feel free to screenshot this and post it on your favorite subs. You have my permission

But I've never heard of them fighting over boyfriends!

I can post videos of them doing it naked.

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That's literally every other Jerry Springer episode

Hot or not?

Definitely hot

granny gussy, ew.

ew

Wew*

Gussy

Oh no

Necromatriarchy FTW

Only if the daughter is named Stacey

Haha you are referring to a popular song

she's all i want and i've waited for so long

"Mom. You stole my orbiter."

It's like I always say, if you can't be a woman's boyfriend then be her dad.

also known as pulling a Humbert Humbert.

I think its the double woody allen

Reverse, really

Some times I am legitimately surprised by the references that r/drama comes up with

Lolita is pretty mainstream tbh.

Look at this literate mother fucker

That bitch is mad jealous she actually is friendzoning him and mom is cashing out her effort.

This is peak.

I usually don't play "reverse the genders" but I'm wondering what the response would look like if the post was about her dad sleeping with one of her 18 year old female friends.

It wouldn't be the same. It would be the same if the dad was banging the ugly crazy girl his son didn't want.

That would actually be okay

/thread

Isn't that an always sunny episode?

He would be a pedo rapist that needs to go to jail

There would be a double standard obv

Boring troll.

Next.

If we could ping, I'd ask her if I could fuck her mom, too. It's just such low hanging fruit.

Maybe if you fuck spez's mom then he'll let you ping again.

just ask her in that thread dummy

Not supposed to. It’s brigading. I’m not ready to get banned

Isn't it just brigading if you vote there?

what a chad

this but unironically

Imagine getting cucked by your mom can't keep a hood milf down

Dad has affair and blows up family - totally okay and bitchy mom deserved it.

Mom sleeps with adult friend who I rejected - REEEEE. Immoral.

She has always flirted with my friends and it’s embarrassing. I’m not surprised my dad had an affair tbh

Mommy knows how being rejected feels like and has empathy for the poor guy. Now OP is mad because she can't string the guy along anymore.

Mom doesn't have time for that shit. Why let OP's friend go to waste during his sexual prime?

Obvious troll bait. /r/relationship_advice is teeming with them.

This is a sketch. I just can't remember from where...

I remember an amazing subreddit gameoftrolls where people intentionally tried to bait as hard as possible and had a score system for how many votes/responses/etc you got. If I could get back in on that kind of thing I'd be all over it.

That's literally this hilarious video https://youtu.be/TGGA5aWxKKk (I really recommend it, very dramatic!)

I expected stacies mom

I've always regretted that I never got to sleep with any hot moms in highschool

Props the friend, unironically based. Milf hunting is always am honorable endeavor.

Milf Cougar hunting is always am honorable endeavor.

I'm a progressive bloke from uptown Lonnin' and methinks the lotta all three of ya ought to get it on and shag, baby. Yeah.

i really want to believe this person doesn’t force themselves to talk like that all the time

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I'm sure he doesn't. It really does seem like a thing Austin Powers would do--bang a woman and her mom at the same time.

If he has done that, my apologies for being out of the loop. Only saw the first one.

How are the fuck are some people so manipulative? They double down and make this crazy mental gymnastics and at first it looks sincere then you realize the only way they can be this dumb or deluded is that they are doing it on purpose.

I want to know, cause I've tried that two or three times IRL and it has backfired on me hilariously.

You’re probably ugly, people will take a lot more shit from you if you’re physically attractive.

Hahah yeah it actually may be that.

fanfiction.com is leaking

This reads like a fake but I’m not sure with OP replying everywhere.

Still funny though, I’d be mad if my mom or dad started fucking a male/female friend of mine but in the end their still an adult. OP is just mad that a guy she was keeping in her back pocket dropped her and did what any normal male 18-25 would do and fuck a MILF.

so someone just copied the plot to the graduate for free karma?

This might be fake but there is still some choice drama in there.

Thanks OP!

If this is true....holy shit. This is amazing.

I like the guy who said tbey should have a 3way

I think they real solution is for her to fuck her own dad.