If I can't trust the FBI on Kavanaugh, how the fuck am I supposed to trust anything it says about Russia?

1  2018-10-04 by Prysorra2

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Always trust the KGB!!

  • Q

I wouldn't even trust the kgb to shoot me in the back.

I wouldn't even trust the kgb to shoot me in the back.

t. guy who got committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head, twice.

Um its gru sweaty

Me either. If they shot you in the back, there might be some doubt over who did it.

Now, if they use ricin, or polonium, or novichok, they get to kill you, then they get to laugh while saying 'what the fuck are you going to do about it, [western-nation]?'

Gamers rise up

I mean if he said it it must be true

If you can't trust the fbi because of whitehouse limitations then surely you can trust them when they aren't being limited in their ability to fully investigate incidents.

No you've got it all wrong buddy, we will have to wait until an investigation is complete and if we agree with its conclusion we can decide whether or not they are compromised!

lol drama posters legit believe the rape talk

Except several Russians have been identified and indicted on trying to interfere with the elections.

Just not specifically for one candidate or in any way to directly sway the election.

Russian hackers =/= DRUMPFSPIRACY

posting negative reviews about TLJ is not interference

Yes. Russians have teamed up with the alt-right to destroy Western culture by writing negative articles abiut Disney movies.

Have you read the indictments and the way they "swayed the election"?

The evidence boils down to hundreds of thousands of people seeing divisive ad's for and against both candidates on facebook. Not something anyone could actually consider effective. The counter point I've seen to this every time is how close the election was, every little bit counts. We're talking about an autoplay facebook ad on a fake account for and against both candidates, implying that could change an election is laughable. While it's wonderful to see the DOJ attack foreign interference in politics, it's minuscule compared to the actual interference they're completely ignoring from many countries, that aren't spelled Russia.

Even if the Russians did tip the scales, Democrats should be asking themselves how it got so close in the first place.

The government already knows burgs are dumb dumbs

Jesus christ you people are morons.

I literally implied what you just said in my post.

lol yes that definitely happened

This shitpost is as bad as any /r/relationships shitpost.

Bravo, I suppose.

Believe Women

no

You have to leave.

So do you soy fag

lol srd

Let me explain to all the men why YOU should care, perhaps even MORE than the women, right now. And I have no political correctness to pad this with.

I believe all men know that it's true there is some violence and perversion in all of us, in some of us moreso. And yet MOST of us aren't out there raping and perjuring. We're putting heart and soul into overcoming our genetic or cultural disposition into being hardworking, moral, even heroic people.

And then comes these fucks who waltz in and rape our women and children before us. As a man, every moment of your life you're pressured to be the protector and provider for your family. If we get even a slight pass for our darker nature, it's because we also fight the wars, do the dangerous jobs, and sacrifice our average lifespans.

So for that sacrifice, if you let these fucks in to rape your wards, and take your money, and yoke your freedoms, then you have failed your duty. They're taking what they want. YOU are being RAPED.

Even then, most rapists aren't brazenly bragging about their conquests in broad daylight. But these elite fucks are. Not only are they RAPING you, they are LAUGHING at you. This is why Dr. Ford said it isn't the sexual assault or the violence she remembers most traumatically, but the 'uproarious laughter'.

It's that laughter that tells you that you're not even human enough to be considered in their sins. They are laughing at YOU, your RAPED family, your RAPED livelihood, your RAPED duty, and ultimately the rule-of-law itself, wherein lies the identity of this nation, and its ability to protect and provide for YOU. You're a confused beast gunned down in a game you didn't know you were losing, like Laquan MacDonald, shot while dying with evidence rewritten.

So every man who has put any work into not being a degenerate rapist, who has had any conviction and responsibility for anyone around them, should be taking this assault as a literal and metaphysical RAPE. Roofied on fake news and existentially RAPED, are YOU going to stay silent for 32 years about it?

By boofing yourself

I wouldn’t expect a dramatard to understand nuance but I think leftoids are criticizing the fbi report not because they think the fbi is covering for Kavarape but because the WH limited the scope so much ie not interviewing any witnesses (neither ford nor Kavanaugh) that there really wasn’t much of an investigation to begin with.

He's gonna get impeached any day now, don't worry.

This is why people think you faggots are bots, because your idea of originality is adding a comma.

LET DEAD MEMES STAY DEAD

Imagine trying to justify the double standard surrounding "FBI investigations" and then imagine being triggered by a low effort remark.

Also, imagine hanging a noose in your mom's closet. Imagine poking your fat face through the loop. Imagine letting all the anguish and stress wash away forever.

imagine a dramatard understanding nuance

It’s getting really difficult

imagine taking anything seriously

imagine your Radical Centrist stance being so flimsy that it topples from the first hint of a paragraph reply

imagine trying to justify any side of any argument

imagine the pain of trying to shift somebody’s worldview through the internet

now both of you imagine going out tonight to the local Denny’s and disemboweling your server with a butter-knife so you can finally make the morning news and r/drama has something new to talk about this weekend

imagine taking anything seriously

imagine your Radical Centrist stance

now both of you imagine going out tonight to the local Denny’s and disemboweling your server with a butter-knife so you can finally make the morning news and r/drama has something new to talk about this weekend

I feel like you might need a blowtorch to disembowl a Denny’s employee since one would have to imagine that after years of eating Denny’s food their stomachs are more iron than flesh.

But I guess will find out this weekend 🔪... Stay tuned dramanauts I promise to always let you down..

Imagine being anything like this

she can still win

House Judiciary Committee approves articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump.

House of Representatives votes to impeach the president. (Vote succeeds on second attempt, after initial vote is derailed by House Freedom Caucus demands of $10 billion in spending cuts for every article of impeachment.)

Secret Senate Subcommittee on Water Safety, Space Militarization and High Treason (SSSWSSMHT) convenes at the top of the Washington Monument to review findings of the FBI investigation.

Paul Ryan doesn't show up to his 6 a.m. P90X class. Search parties deployed.

The SSSWSSMHT issues a fiat justitia proclamation, thereby affirming the articles of impeachment and declaring Donald J. Trump an enemy of the state. A tea crate containing the proclamation is ceremoniously dumped into the Potomac River. Sen. Susan Collins performs a citizen's arrest of former Rep. Jason Chaffetz after his alleged "foot surgery" is revealed to have been an elaborate ruse to assassinate former FBI Director James Comey with a bionic foot-approximating IED personally designed by ISIS founder Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Paul Ryan still missing. Mitt Romney elected Speaker of the House by unanimous vote.

Trump apprehended by SEAL Team Six while attempting to enter the Russian consulate in Washington.

[REDACTED]

Melania Trump files for divorce.

Vice President Mike Pence detained by Senate chaplain after being indicted by classified military tribunal aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford.

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and his private guard of Freemason mercenaries escort Trump and Pence to a holding cell at Joint Base Andrews where they await transfer to a CIA black site in Poland.

Mitt Romney sworn in as the 46th President of the United States.

U.S. stock markets post double digit gains in next day's trading session. ISIS surrenders unconditionally. North Korea and Iran agree to unilaterally dismantle their nuclear weapons programs.

Russian President Vladimir Putin arrested in INTERPOL sting operation and granted immunity in exchange for his testimony against Trump.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions and White House advisor Steve Bannon arrested by NATO police force and incarcerated in Global Jail.

President Romney resigns after 12 days in office after federal investigators uncover his ties to the Latter Day Soljas, a Mormon organized crime network suspected of laundering money for FSB shell corporations in the United States.

Senate president pro tempore Orrin Hatch sworn in as 47th President of the United States.

Fugitive Paul Ryan is captured in Texas during Operation Jade Helm II after a joint strike force of North American Union troops raids Alex Jones' fortified compound. Jones escapes and remains at large.

Hillary Clinton is paid $650,000 to deliver the keynote address at the Association of Insurance Compliance Professionals annual conference in Seattle.

Deadspin publishes an unauthorized copy of the video mentioned in the Steele dossier purporting to show Donald Trump engaging in a very unusual situation with Russian prostitutes at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow. The majority of the 55-minute video involves an extended argument over the bill.

Anthony Weiner escapes from federal prison.

President Hatch flees the country after a New York Times investigation uncovers evidence implicating him as a key player in the Latter Day Soljas criminal empire. Hatch resurfaces days later in the Donetsk People's Republic, where he is granted asylum.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson sworn in as 48th President of the United States.

Melania Trump and Breitbart News editor Matthew Boyle are wed in a private ceremony in the bride's hometown of Novo Mesto, Slovenia.

Fugitive Anthony Weiner, aka "Octavius Thunderdong," is arrested again after exchanging lewd Snap Chat messages with an undercover FBI agent posing as Chelsea Manning.

Donald Trump goes missing from the Polish dungeon.

In a statement released by his attorney, Mike Pence says Trump escaped by using aggressive negotiating tactics on the guards, and insists "it wasn't a magic trick, or anything like that."

In an extended tweetstorm the following day, the former president explains that he definitely did escape using magic. Trump says that after drawing upon the sacred powers acquired via the Orb of Destiny on his trip to Riyadh, and reading Gorilla Mindset by Mike Cernovich during his time in prison, he has achieved "galactic intellect" and "conquered the paradox of transdementional navigation [sic]." He describes being treated "very fairly and honorably" by the "true media" on Earth 47B where he reigns as king. He wishes Matt and Melania the best of luck in their future endeavors.

Mike Pence misses his friend, but feels a little annoyed that Trump didn't share with him these newly acquired cosmic powers. President Tillerson invokes Article X-9 of the "hidden constitution" and calls for a new presidential election.

Independent candidate Bernie Sanders wins the Electoral College in a three-way race against Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Alex Jones, running in absentia.

After delivering his victory speech to the nation, Sanders is immediately apprehended by Saudi special forces and members of the Moroccan Royal Guard, who chant "We're with her!" in Arabic while carrying Sanders away in a duffle bag and heaving his limp body into a black "Scooby van."

Hillary Clinton installed as 49th President of the United States. In her first act as chief executive, President Clinton preemptively pardons everyone implicated in the Pizzagate scandal.

Members of the Trump family sue Deadspin for publishing the scandalous tape and are subsequently awarded $1.2 billion in punitive damages via summary judgment.

We did it!

I've known more coherent downies

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ITS BEEN OVER FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW!?!? I’M SHAWKED, SHAWKED!!!!!!!! 🤯🤯😳😳😲😲

They're gonna lock her up any day now

theyre limited in scope by nature because thats how the fbi works

"Why didn't they waste taxpayer money getting inadmissible evidence, reeeeee"

They could find a hundred people saying he did it and they saw it, and it wouldn't matter.

This isn’t a court of law famalam and corroborating witnesses are not inadmissible in any event lmao. Your second point is right tho because none of it would matter. Because nothing really matters anymore

Duh doy, it's not going to court. It's a made up slander-story.

The point is that witnesses to something that happened 30 years ago are so unreliable you might as well take a dump and make divinations with it. It'll be exactly as accurate.

You know how peacocks have a bunch of stupid feathers that don’t do anything to show off how healthy they are? Conservatives have the same things with beliefs. It used to be that conservative politicians would say dumb shit, then get elected and only partially do dumb shit. Their voters didn’t like that and need to know that their leaders aren’t just pretending to be idiots to get votes. Trump’s incoherent ramblings are like big, beautiful peacock feathers to conservatives that show he’s just as dumb as them.

"Reeeeee conservatives"

You're just talking to a European who's voting record is further left than any American political party has been since McCarthy was around.

Maybe stop spewing talking points and start using your brain.

Or don't, at least your sperging is entertaining.

How does the pasta taste newfriend?

Not pasta. All my buttery carbs are from popcorn today, thank you very much.

limited scope

Literally no evidence backing her claims.

In fact, overwhelming evidence showing her claims are false. Including her own witnesses denying it (including her best friend), her own psych notes contradicting her accusation, she can't figure out the day or even year it happened, her own testimony debunking her claims and the actual corroborating witness account that's come out directly showing she lied under oath.

This is why it was "limited scope".

Meanwhile, Kavanaugh should he removed because...

  • He was upset while being accused of gang rape.

  • He "lied under oath" because "we totally know the real definitions of the things you said among your friends decades ago! that's why early 2000's slang proves you knew what it meant!" and some weird attempt to claim him having drank alcohol is the same as being blackout drunk.

  • That him not stalling and denying himself a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land by demanding the FBI investigate himself (we all know innocent people always demand they suffer through witch hunts, right) that runs past midterms somehow proves his guilt against claims that don't even meet the most basic requirements for evidence to be investigated criminally.

  • That he said Clinton backed Democrats were behind the witchhunt against him. Which is probably one of the more absurd dismissals by the Democrats, given its completely true.

I still like beer

looks like we got a fellow devil triangler

back in my day we called it the Eiffel Tower

MDE OUT OUT OUT

unfunny nonagenda posting is even worse than agendaposting.

Where's the drama, OP?

🤔

I like beer

I LIKE BEER SENATOR, DO YOU? 🍻

You don't have to listen to what the FBI say on Russia. Just listen to what Russia say about electing Trump as President. https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1047933734400544768

I only trust Al Jazeera.