Space Daddy literally just can't help himself

1  2018-10-04 by Evolution-Happens

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That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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Elon Musk is a Twitter Nigga.

Dude be beefing with side chicks and shitting on the government.

Jerkops, leave Elon alone!

You reminded me of sonichu and now I’m sad. CWC needs to get their shit in gear and make more issues.

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Well, he didn't call the SEC pedos yet, so far so good

I’m just sayin’ I’ve never seen Jay Clayton with an adult woman. Coincidence?

How do I delete someone else's twitter account

How do I delete someone else's reddit account

Who has more of a twitter addiction? White House Daddy or Space Daddy?

What idiot throws 30 years of his life savings into a single company’s stock? I know fuck all about how the market works and even I’m not that stupid.

The same idiot that thinks Tesla will be competitive in the next five years.

After ten plus years you'd think people would realize Tesla is basically a "technology activist" company and nothing more. People buy into Elongated Muskrat's shit not because they just want a Tesla, but because they want others to have electric cars. It's essentially technological "virtue signaling". Incredible really.

🔥 take.

I read recently he got a major partnership with the Saudis. Right after some of his cars batteries were reported to be exploding.

the same moran who uses cars to sell batteries.

It's not normal for the CEO of a publicly traded company to be so publicly obsessive about how its shares are trading. CEOs that are confident in their ability to build long term corporate value probably aren't going to be dedicating their fleeting bits of free time to public screeds about day trader degenerates who should be irrelevant to them. The linked exchange makes him look like he's trying to sell the public shares instead of cars, throw in a few "to the moon" replies and it would resemble a crypto scam's Twitter activity during the phase of ICO hype and the subsequent early phases of damage control. TSLA longs should be scared, but most of them are bagholding brainlets that probably specifically opened a brokerage account to buy their TLSA meme stock.

Yeah, the shorts drive him up the wall like no one else for some reason. Probably the tism.

Since most of the TSLA bagholding cult doesn't know actually know what short positions are he's kind of screaming into the void when he takes to Twitter.

What's important is that I've made more $ short rather than long on TSLA and he'd hate me for this ❤️

B-b-but I was told shorts always get burned on TSLA!

Space Daddy isn’t normal in any way

I don't get it. He's crying because people are sort selling tesla stock? Why? Is he losing the plot

Joe Rogan says that the best way to stay sane when you're famous is to not read the comments.

I guess he never told Musk.

damnit Elon just go full fourth reich already, stop cucking us.

Elon Musk is becoming less Space Daddy and more Space Sam Hyde.

You got fucked out of a company that was killing you with stress. Close Twitter and go make a cool billion with another company like you entrepreneurs do.

And find a better femoid to bang, Grimes looks like how she prob smells, and thinks like a "profound" 1st year art school chick.

Elon Musk 14 hours ago

Hang in there. If you are truly long-term, it will be fine.

then why are you bussyblasted about shorts? you imbecile. you fucking moron.