"In my effort to stop harming women, I became a complete shut-in..." Standing ovations in r/TwoX for (probably a troll tbh) disfunctional recluse.

1  2018-10-05 by fsdgfhk

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vote for legislation that supports women

Only legislators vote for legislation, and I doubt a shut-in nut job is a politician -.- Jesus Christ letting gussy vote was a worse mistake than letting Boomers vote.

And wtf...not once did he say he had nonconsensual sex. Objectifying women is now #metoo worthy?

/u/cdace I’m ready for the day of the dinos bby.

It’s coming soon 🦖

You are #metoo worthy

Only legislators vote for legislation,

There's state propositions

Which would be a proposition.

They become law though so saying they're propositions and not legislation is semantics nitpicking.

Lmao 😂 Dinosaurs 🦖 will consume all of humanity but according to these people women will be the primary victim smdh

Because you are a weeb and a pedo.

if anything that'd makes me extra qualified

Lolicons are pesos I'm sorry buddy.

Redundant

You can be a pedo without being a weeb. It's for emphasis, you retard.

Count yourself lucky. I can't even secure a workers visa in case the wall goes back up 😢

Same.

Dino mod > radfem mod URRYDAY

DINOTHOTS OUT 👉👉👉

Now that you are mod, who should I ask for a stead supply of dussy?

thats a cloaca bruh

Will give you less trouble than gussy

I hate the overuse of terms like Soy Boy or cuck on this website, but in this case, it's dead on. I've never seen someone with so little self-respect. Of course TwoX thinks this is the greatest thing ever.

gussy love it when guys get all emotional. That being said, this is clearly b8

They didn't like it when my sweet boy Kavanaugh got mad while being bullied by those nasty senators.

He said emotional not become Alex Jones

So I guess they don't LIKE getting owned by Facts and LOGIC.

Facts and logic Alex Jones Pick one

Facts don't care about your feelings libtard.

lib owned lmao

Nah. They can claim to love emotional men all they want. It's Trump daddy that gets their attention.

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Of course TwoX thinks this is the greatest thing ever.

Which is hilarious because he is a rapist.

he's not actually a rapist, he's just been tricked into thinking "having sex with a drunk bar slut" is rape

he's not actually a rapist, male feminist

Pick one.

You can't make me.

Radical centrism strikes again

Dude bussy lmao

You can't make me.

Of course I can force you to, I'm a male feminist.

oh he will definitely at some point rape, he's just been tricked into thinking he's already done so

As long as your a retarded misogynist GAYMER you literally cannot be a rapist. Fact.

You can either bill Cosby a bitch or rick James a bitch and get drunk and do drugs with her

rick James a bitch

...

On July 16, James threatened the victim with a gun, telling her he would kill her if she tried to leave, and he and Hijazi tied the woman up and severely burned her about 20 times with the hot end of a crack cocaine pipe, officers said.

That night and early July 17, James forced the victim to orally copulate Hijazi while he watched, police said. Officers said that throughout the ordeal, James and Hijazi smoked crack cocaine and intermittently forced the victim to smoke it too.

just Rick James a bitch, bro

btw a black guy that I work with told me this unironically and I thought it was funny. btw I would definitely rick james a bitch

Hes a fucking troll ya dip

LOL @ morons who unironically think drunk sex is rape.

LOL @ morons who unironically think drunk sex is rape.

Nah I'm pretty sure that guy actually raped people

That guy is a fucking cuck.

And I don't mean cuck in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the limp dicked "Baby did you cum?" pussy eating soyboy sense.

And I don't mean soyboy in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the effeminate "Was your ex bigger than me?" cock sleave wearing mama's boy sense.

And I don't mean mama's boy in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the pathetic male-feminist "I'm still your favorite boy, right mommy? Ron is such a jerk, I don't want to call him dad." desperately seeking women's approval sense.

And I don't mean pathetic male-feminist in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean they're probably a rapist.

Lmao what the fuck

Also eating pussy is great cmon now

It is a copy pasta, dweeb.

The dudes a fucking troll you absolutely gullible fucking idiot.

And you just ate some fucking pasta, lint licker.

No i didn't you fucker

Soy boy has been used so much it's essentially meaningless except as a guy who's maybe feminine in some way or just smiles weird. And it's based off the BS idea that soy causes femininity.

Unlike incel and neckbeard, which are blisteringly effective and cutting, right?

Incels are a label they gave themselves so it’s a bit different

Another fine example that becoming a male feminist is taking the path of shame, self-loathing, depression, and maybe, if you're lucky and still breathing, a relationship with an obese, unshaven woman who hates you.

I'd feel sorry for that guy if I didn't think he's an easily manipulated sucker.

Nah, he will have a relationship... By force. Heh.

this is gr8 b8

The MeToo movement has lost its mind. Maybe it’s just women in general, at least my age for sure. If women want to stop being objectified and be taken serious they should stop acting like sloots on social media and in person. Otherwise I’m still gonna bump n dump

pump n dump

Umm sweaty that's literally rape since women can't consent to being pumped n dumped

Guess I’m a rapist

here’s my employer

/r/incel "girls my age are stooooooopod!"

Doesn’t incel imply no sex?

It sure does

Kavanaugh is going to take away your right to vote

Shit they are trying to squelch the white male vote!?! Kavanoooooooo

Squelch - make a soft sucking sound such as that made by walking heavily through mud

Now I’m horny, gimme that boy pussy

I know you need it based off of all the stoopid grills your age not having sex with you

Oof must’ve really upset you huh?

Please don’t lump me in with that unfortunate bunch. Thank you 🙏

Ooooooo burn.

Ackshually girls any age are stupid

Gussy dumb Bussy yum

Surprisingly astute comment

"If I call this guy an incel, girls will finally realize how sensitive I am and want to suck my tiny soyboy dick!"

I saw an instagram slut once so literally I just grope every woman I can because that means they're all asking for it

Also I'm not a rapist because misogynists can't be rapists, fact

The MeToo movement has lost its mind.

You guys see one shmuck saying metoo covers objectification or whatever silly thing and suddenly it's "oh the movement has gone off the rails"

(TRIGGER WARNING)

Mental Illness.

Men's inherent existence is harmful to women. There's two possible ways: 1. manocide 2. isolating all men from women. He's leading by example which I find impressive.

Or do it luge yameteoniichanitai and go for females that can't speak yet

Bet he gets laid like crazy tho.

Guys like this are usually fucking every slut that lives within 5 miles of their current location. Spit down her throat, call her daddy's little tiny cunt spump, ass to mouth, hold her arms behind her back and fart on her back while you cum in her hair

What were we talking about

What were we talking about

How much bussy this guy gives up.

He looks fairly attractive, would probably get laid if he just sat around farting all the time.

This image is soy encapsulated.

The wounded masculine

Every word coming out of his mouth makes me tediously angry.

Chads make me mad too.

what does tedious anger feel like?

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Speak English.

I'll bet that this is some random dude who sent that to an ex or whatever over some specific thing he did and then someone else just used that and made a troll post with it.

It's only 56% upvoted, i don't think that qualifies as a standing ovation. If it's not bait, he needs to go to jail for raping two women.

Well it's like negative now and all the comments are insulting towards the user

I hate to use SRD terminology here but thanks for taking that giant diarrhea dump in the popcorn guys

I mean, once it got attention here, it was bound to happen.

(Trigger Warning) I’m a thirty-three year old straight male.

dead

He should be a mod of r/menslib.

Standing ovations = downvoted to 0 and all top comments mock him.

HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

"I only gobbled the bait and serious-posted because of a commitment to generating drama. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Most people citing this are just using it as a defense for their spergs, and they will criticize others for sperging even if it's causing drama.

Most people citing this (including me in this instance) are referencing people complaining about their not being enough drama in the post.

Probably was not downvoted originally but we have no idea what the thread originally looked like because of all the autists reee-ing here and urinating over what was originally probably a piece of fine artwork.

It broke my heart today to click on a local pole asking if Kavanaugh should be sworn in, and seeing that 71% voted yes. That was a dagger to the heart

I it's fun as hell to make fun of these people but man, sometimes it's too much. If this shit is for real these people need some serious psychological help. It can't be healthy to live like this every fucking day and every fucking hour.

2X congratulates a wannabe rapist.

Trollx at times just seems...weird.

So wait, Trollx loves incels now? Well it was only a matter of time before they learned to love themselves.

Wouldn't this be volcel though?

I think that’s truly commendable. I think the best thing you could do now is to stop shutting yourself in and go meet some new women. My guess is that you’d be a great friend. Don’t beat yourself up anymore.

It's like the emotionally satisfying, but absurd ending to Good Will Hunting.

"It's not your fault."

"It's not your fault."

"It's not your fault."

"Okay, now let's both have a good cry, hug it out and bam! You're cured. Now go drive across the country to surprise Minnie Driver by showing up at her door unannounced. Don't worry, Matt Damon. That's not at all psychotic."

That movie's ending is beautiful though

My guess is that you’d be a great friend.

Oh no. Poor (fake) dude

That is godtier trolling right there and lmao at the people in the comments giving op a pat on the back despite him confessing to 2 rapes

Stop fucking posting in linked threads and burying the drama asshole.

keep yourself safe this is not SRD are you new or just retarded?

I'm all for stirring drama lolcow farms, I'm not for obvious shitposting that signals the thread has been brigaded and kills any potential for further drama. Not only that, people here down vote the fucking juiciest pieces of drama and up vote their own shitty shit posts.

Kama is for reddit fags gtfo dude nobody here cares about brigading. All we care about is bussy the Lulz and that’s it. Most of us have had accounts banned we don’t care we just create a new account 😅

Its not about karma you mogoloid teenager, its about people wanting to see drama, not your retarded, unfunny shitposting.

The sub is called drama, not retarded, unfunny shitposting.

I realized that my whole persona was nothing but an act subconsciously designed to attract and manipulate people, specifically women.

This, but unsubconsciously.

Sounds like this guy needs Grindr.

Standing ovulations

wtf OP I expected this shit to be actually upvoted

Thanks /r/drama!

1]It was upvoted when I posted it,

2]and every comment was cheerleading what a shining example of masculinity the OP is.

3] Stfu and take what you're given, you ungrateful fuck. You're complaining because the thread has more drama now than when I posted it? jfc...

Wow you're a new kind of autistic

No u

every comment

It had 6 replies, you retard.

It works for me. I have never raped anyone. How? Just be forever alone and don't socialize

Seriously, can people here stop posting and voting on linked threads? You bury all the real drama with boring ass shit posts.

Christ almighty that entire sub is a giant taco rub (if you get that joke you have a highly developed brain)

this has to be a troll.