Soros offered to pay me $13 to make fun of this tweet. I did it, but after I posted "lol at the rape lord" at trump, I felt like some kind of icy fingers danced along my heart and I heard a whisper in my ears saying "Thy soul is mine." Suddenly, without warning, I started finding Amy Schumer and Trevor Noah funny. Without warning, I found a fascination with gamergate.
I should have just got that shitty office admin job, but now I'm eternally bound to shit post.
[I am] looking for a tutor [because I am retarded]
Thanks for that. So many possibilities open up when you just blatantly ignore what is being said and throw together words in a way that suits your ideology without actually paying attention to what the other is saying.
He was like 14 when WWII ended. Like the account is totally implausible.
Also the reporting to the Jewish council was mandatory by the Nazis for all Jewish schoolchildren when they occupied Hungary in 1944. Because he was a schoolchild.
His father purchased documentation identifying him as a Christian. Later his father assigned him to work for a collaborationist official in the Ministry of Agriculture who shielded him and agreed to pretend that he was his godson because he had a Jewish wife in hiding. There was an incident where he, at 14, was taken along while the official took an inventory of the seized assets of a Jew. I assume this is where the story of him being a collaborationist came from, because he was shielded by a collaborationist to protect him as a child while his nation was under Nazi occupation. However it gets blown up massively on the right, with him apparently be some mega-Jewish collaborator handing over thousands of Jews in a deal to protect himself. When, again, he was a child and would never have been trusted in such matters.
...his family survived the war by purchasing documents to say that they were Christians. Later that year at age 14, Soros posed as the Christian godson of an official of the collaborationist Hungarian government's Ministry of Agriculture, who himself had a Jewish wife in hiding. On one occasion, rather than leave the 14 year old alone, the official took Soros with him while he inventoried a rich Jewish family's estate, though Soros did not take part. Tivadar saved not only his immediate family but also many other Hungarian Jews, and George would later write that 1944 had been "the happiest [year] of his life," for it had given him the opportunity to witness his father's heroism.[37][38] In 1945, Soros survived the Siege of Budapest, in which Soviet and German forces fought house-to-house through the city.
Again this was all while he was a 13-14 year old child, he would not have been handed any major responsibilities.
The thing that really rubs me the wrong way is the quote on his Wikipedia where he said he got rich applying his philosphy studies to the economy. Like yeah dude sure
The top recipient of Soros-related largesse were the ACLU, which received $37 million; Human Rights Watch at $32 million, and Planned Parenthood, a premier partner of the Women’s March, which accepted in part through its affiliates $21 million from Soros-funded organizations, said the report.
so "paying protestors" = donating to the ACLU and planned parenthood?
Donating to campaigns is not the same as paying protesters. Where's he evidence that he's paying the people who are "screaming at Senators in elevators"
Andrew Friedman, the co-executive director of the Center for Popular Democracy, said the Open Society Foundations contribute more than $1 million a year. That total is split up between the center itself, which is a nonprofit, and the Center for Popular Democracy Action, a 501(c)(4) political advocacy group.
It's WaPo so of course they emphasize that technically the money isn't going directly to protesting so it doesn't count.
The balance tips heavily toward “Soros conspiracy theory” rather than “Soros facts” in this case. There is some, indirect money from Soros associated with the groups that confronted senators in elevators, but it is wrong to claim the protesters were paid by Soros or directed by him.
Donald Trump has lined up three New York hedge funds, including money from billionaire George Soros, to invest $160 million in his Chicago skyscraper, a key piece in perhaps the largest construction financing in the city's history, according to real estate sources and public documents.
I never claimed she was a paid protester, dumbass, and it doesn't do 'female issues', it's a generic progressive organization doing generic progressive organization things including 'female issues'.
Yeah, but what makes him different than a Sheldon Adelson or a Koch Bro? There's a weird fascination with Soros that really doesn't get replicated with other billionaire activists. There's even some guy who runs an "Impeach Trump" campaign, and I can't even remember his name above all the Soros reeeeing.
Rich leftish neoliberal globalist Jew. Sheldon Adelson gets a pass because he's a nutty Zionist Nationalist, the Koch bros are hated because they're rich globalist neoliberals, but they're right wing and non-Jewish so it's not like the perfect pentafecta that Soros has.
That's because they have no idea how far to the right they are. They're delusional. Neoliberalism is inherently center-right and they think anyone to the left of Shepard Smith is leftist scum.
Yeah talk aboit the Koch brothers but never with this weird almost surreal amd supernatural tone to it. Right wingers talk aboit Soros like he was a literal lizard person.
It gets funnier every time. The longer they talk about him, the longer it sounds like early 20th century "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" type shit. Truly the best seasoned stupidity.
Is there any actual evidence Soros paid those people? Because him and his paid protesters have just become another right wing boogeyman. "There's no way people would be upset by us enough to protest, it must be SOROS"
One of the woman who accosted Flake in the elevator is director of the Center for Popular Democracy Action which Soros' Open Society Foundation donated 1.3m this year. These are professional activists.
lmao. you think youll upset me today of all days? kavanaugh just got in. i am fearless because i am untouchable. do not tempt me to make a fool of you.
i have faith and god on my side and didnt doubt it for a second. my heart is heavy tho, because i know Soros and Podesta will be sacrificing children to moloch tonight
I like the idea that this evil shifty billionaire is trying to control the country so he goes and...spends a couple hundred dollars at Kinko's to get some posters printed.
There's probably some better ways for a billionaire to influence elections (like, say, when Sheldon Adelson donated $82 million dollars to Republican races) but that's just me.
Soros should be a patron saint of /r/drama, because he's a radical centrist. He named his foundation after the famous Karl Popper book, which attacks both fascists and Marxists, arguing that lead to totalitarianism for the same reasons. Long before he was trying to help liberal causes in the West, he was helping to destroy communism in Eastern Europe.
damn if Soros had just sat down, talked with him rich guy to rich guy and complimented him on the size of the crowds he gets at his rallies or something he could have had Trump praising him on twitter instead of this. big misplay
republicans: boy i sure like that thr whole Kavanaugh thing took the attention of Trump right before the midterms. We are golden, he can't mess it up. The only way if if he did something ridiculous like post conspiracy theories with an anti semeitic bend. He wouldn't be that stu......
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-05
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1 IAmAN00bie 2018-10-05
WOKE
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-05
We did not deserve this timeline
1 better_bot 2018-10-05
Apparently protestors are outside McConnell's office drinking PBR and shouting "I like beer."
1 SJCards 2018-10-05
They would use Pabst, when he was clearly a Keystone man.
1 better_bot 2018-10-05
I would have guess Schlitz.
1 hyledog 2018-10-05
What made milwaukee famous made a SCOTUS out of me
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-10-05
Busch is love, Busch is lide.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-05
that's absolutely hilarious holy shit.
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-05
lmao
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-10-05
Lol pabst was just recently bought by a Russian conglomerate, I wonder if this is intentional. Probably not though.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-10-05
Yes we do
1 wolfdreams01 2018-10-05
But we definitely needed it
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-05
Is this officially the start of season 3? What should we call it? The Presidential Apprentice: daddy names the jew?
1 Neon_needles 2018-10-05
Soros offered to pay me $13 to make fun of this tweet. I did it, but after I posted "lol at the rape lord" at trump, I felt like some kind of icy fingers danced along my heart and I heard a whisper in my ears saying "Thy soul is mine." Suddenly, without warning, I started finding Amy Schumer and Trevor Noah funny. Without warning, I found a fascination with gamergate.
I should have just got that shitty office admin job, but now I'm eternally bound to shit post.
1 Punished_Eva 2018-10-05
wheres the lie
1 liquidm 2018-10-05
Got your ass suspended riding daddy's D too hard
1 Eva_DURR 2018-10-05
F
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
How is it that DDF spergs are unable to not sperg out?🤔
1 MildlyCat 2018-10-05
My dude
1 King-Achelexus 2018-10-05
That's how I knew you were lying.
1 TruthPains 2018-10-05
Should have done what I done; get paid by the Clinton's. Get to have Bill's sloppy seconds and get paid in Uranium.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
I mean, he's not wrong. The dude just throws money at anyone willing to fight trump.
1 FearOfBees 2018-10-05
He was also literally a nazi who as a jew sold out his own people.
1 liquidm 2018-10-05
I love this because it's not even close to being true but Daddy tards keep repeating it, hoping to will it into existence.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
There's some truth to it, but "literally a nazi" is far from it. He was a rat to save his own ass.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-10-05
Can you link evidence to prove that he ratted people out to save himself? I mean it's not that unlikely a teen did that, but I'd like proof.
1 bluewhatever 2018-10-05
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-10-05
Do you have basic reading comprehension skills?
1 shitpersonality 2018-10-05
Sounds like you are looking for a tutor.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Thanks for that. So many possibilities open up when you just blatantly ignore what is being said and throw together words in a way that suits your ideology without actually paying attention to what the other is saying.
1 shitpersonality 2018-10-05
Don't ever respond to me again.
1 bluewhatever 2018-10-05
It made a lot less sense to me before your edit
also yes, pls no cyberbully
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
There's no evidence that Kavanaugh plundered Ford's grundle but look at where we are right now.
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Yes, it is known that as a fact that he was not a collaborator, and so there's no evidence that he was one. Thanks for pointing that out.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
He was like 14 when WWII ended. Like the account is totally implausible.
Also the reporting to the Jewish council was mandatory by the Nazis for all Jewish schoolchildren when they occupied Hungary in 1944. Because he was a schoolchild.
His father purchased documentation identifying him as a Christian. Later his father assigned him to work for a collaborationist official in the Ministry of Agriculture who shielded him and agreed to pretend that he was his godson because he had a Jewish wife in hiding. There was an incident where he, at 14, was taken along while the official took an inventory of the seized assets of a Jew. I assume this is where the story of him being a collaborationist came from, because he was shielded by a collaborationist to protect him as a child while his nation was under Nazi occupation. However it gets blown up massively on the right, with him apparently be some mega-Jewish collaborator handing over thousands of Jews in a deal to protect himself. When, again, he was a child and would never have been trusted in such matters.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-05
Pretty sure saving people from deportation is just sending them to the gas Chambers a few years later.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-10-05
Something which wasn't public at the time.
1 FearOfBees 2018-10-05
Hes a jew who faked not being a jew and worked for the nazis. Are you dumb?
1 but-uh 2018-10-05
He would have been 13 when the nazis took hungary. Lot of serious business he got done for them I'm sure.
Faked not being a Jew or pretended to be christian so they wouldn't get murdered.... 6 of 12 really.
1 FuckoffDemetri 2018-10-05
He was fucking 15 in 1945, when the war started he was fucking 11, what kind of work do you think is he was doing? Are you dumb?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-05
How dare he fake not being a Jew to save himself from getting killed!
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Literally they are just mad because one less Jew died
That's actually what's pissing them off
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Again this was all while he was a 13-14 year old child, he would not have been handed any major responsibilities.
1 MG87 2018-10-05
You're retarded
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-05
It's pretty pathetic tbh.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Rightists believe what it is pleasurable for them to believe, literally there is no relation at all between their beliefs and evidence and/or reason.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-05
Well you guys think coloreds are people and women are equal to men, so you're really no different
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-05
Imagine being this retarded
1 IllegitimateLiteracy 2018-10-05
Hey man, the mentally retarded didn't chose it.
This dude did, that makes him way more retarded.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Literally I think he would be a better person if he had been born with down syndrome, he would be more useful to society
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
k
1 MG87 2018-10-05
Imagine being this retarded
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-05
The thing that really rubs me the wrong way is the quote on his Wikipedia where he said he got rich applying his philosphy studies to the economy. Like yeah dude sure
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/08/george-soros-bank-of-england.asp
He made at least a billion shorting english currency
1 hoseja 2018-10-05
Commendable.
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
Literally who trumps wants to be.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
wtf is the problem with that now?
holy shit
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-05
It's such a play on people's expectation of eclectic rainman like geniuses.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Oh dear that's literally impossible b/c STEM
Mind explodes
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-05
There's a reason those methods are prominent bb
1 TareTiri 2018-10-05
Well he is a billionaire and you are a shitposter. So he is doing something right.
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-05
Yah let's lick Trump's ass too, that genius
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
really? such as?
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
Are you being serious or are you parodying a retard?
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
yeah, would like to see a source for this claim you made
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
I can definitely do that, but what's stopping you from googling it? It's extremely common knowledge.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
would like to see a source, thanks
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
Edited my comment
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
contributing to dem candidates is not the same as 'paying protestors'
I mean you cant be serious here
1 GrovelingPeasant 2018-10-05
go back to r/politics faggot lol
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
you go back to the breitbart comment section
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-05
lol that was weK you mong
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
you literally responded with
when someone called out your DDF topmind shit
1 LadyVetinari 2018-10-05
Wow gud one
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-05
go back to r/politics faggot lol
1 Tobans 2018-10-05
Waow gud 1
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-05
Goteem
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/7/george-soros-gave-246-million-partners-womens-marc/
$246 million to women's march affiliates
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
so "paying protestors" = donating to the ACLU and planned parenthood?
fuck out of here
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
are you crying?
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
at your stupidity?
damn near
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
I'm smarter than you and banged your mom
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
you coulnd't find my mom's vagina if she was holding a flashing neon sign with an arrow pointing right to it
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
you got pizzashilled
1 TareTiri 2018-10-05
Hes a billionaire that contributes to activism and NGOs. That doesn't mean he is a wizard or a lizard person like the right treats him.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
15 million is like chump change in the modern environment. Hell Sheldon Adelson is spending like 60 million. On midterms.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
right, and its not paying protestors, its contributing to Dem candidates, which is pretty fucking normal thing to do
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
Funnily though, Soros mostly puts his money towards feminism, forced diversity and gay poopoo eating causes.
1 DaeshStatePatriot 2018-10-05
Oh so we're shaming shit eaters now? Wtf even is this sub, how is not banned?
1 Tobans 2018-10-05
All unironically noble causes
1 Matues49 2018-10-05
you sound legit fucktarded
1 MG87 2018-10-05
Would you prefer it if he was a Republican?
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
No I’d prefer we didn’t have billionaires trying to subvert our democratic process.
1 MG87 2018-10-05
Yeah but that ain't gonna happen sweety
1 seshfan2 2018-10-05
I agree, I don't like Trump either.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-05
So you admit he's a billionaire.
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
so you admit he shouldn't be subverting our democratic process
1 bigTstyle 2018-10-05
Got em
1 rockidol 2018-10-05
Donating to campaigns is not the same as paying protesters. Where's he evidence that he's paying the people who are "screaming at Senators in elevators"
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-05
https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/05/elevator-protester-flake-soros/
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
find me evidence that her org is funded by soros
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-05
Proof she is the director
Proof it is funded by Soros' Open Society
It's WaPo so of course they emphasize that technically the money isn't going directly to protesting so it doesn't count.
1 shallowm 2018-10-05
Proof Soros funded Daddy:
1 Matues49 2018-10-05
Donating money to organisations & groups isn't the same as paying off protestors to harass people, you subhuman orb of lard.
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-05
I never claimed 'paid protester' just that she's the director of an organization that receives money from Soros tard.
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-05
Way to move the goalpost. Before your edit you asked for proof her organization was funded by Soros and I provided that.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-05
yeah she works for an org that does female issues...so what?
thats not the same as "paid protestors"
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-05
I never claimed she was a paid protester, dumbass, and it doesn't do 'female issues', it's a generic progressive organization doing generic progressive organization things including 'female issues'.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-05
Yeah, but what makes him different than a Sheldon Adelson or a Koch Bro? There's a weird fascination with Soros that really doesn't get replicated with other billionaire activists. There's even some guy who runs an "Impeach Trump" campaign, and I can't even remember his name above all the Soros reeeeing.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Rich leftish neoliberal globalist Jew. Sheldon Adelson gets a pass because he's a nutty Zionist Nationalist, the Koch bros are hated because they're rich globalist neoliberals, but they're right wing and non-Jewish so it's not like the perfect pentafecta that Soros has.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-05
Those are good points. I sometimes forget how they split good jews and bad jews.
1 deere442 2018-10-05
they're neolibs but they're right wing? lol
1 Tobans 2018-10-05
Neoliberalism is a right wing ideology, brainlet.
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
i post in /r/neoliberal and i had DDF call me a chapotard today.
1 Tobans 2018-10-05
That's because they have no idea how far to the right they are. They're delusional. Neoliberalism is inherently center-right and they think anyone to the left of Shepard Smith is leftist scum.
1 ScuuumGang14 2018-10-05
Because Soros is Jewish while the Koch bros aren't.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-05
Yeah, but thats why I included Sheldon Adelson.
1 TareTiri 2018-10-05
Yeah talk aboit the Koch brothers but never with this weird almost surreal amd supernatural tone to it. Right wingers talk aboit Soros like he was a literal lizard person.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-05
It gets funnier every time. The longer they talk about him, the longer it sounds like early 20th century "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" type shit. Truly the best seasoned stupidity.
1 MG87 2018-10-05
Imagine being this retarded
1 rockidol 2018-10-05
Is there any actual evidence Soros paid those people? Because him and his paid protesters have just become another right wing boogeyman. "There's no way people would be upset by us enough to protest, it must be SOROS"
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-05
One of the woman who accosted Flake in the elevator is director of the Center for Popular Democracy Action which Soros' Open Society Foundation donated 1.3m this year. These are professional activists.
1 demoloition 2018-10-05
fuck me that was a massive red pill to swallow
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-05
Depends is your bussy shaved?
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-05
Smh my head
1 demoloition 2018-10-05
"hurr durr im mad because red pills are more potent than my blue pills". dont make me dish out black pills. you will regret attempting to shame me
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-05
There's no shame you haven't already given yourself.
1 demoloition 2018-10-05
lmao. you think youll upset me today of all days? kavanaugh just got in. i am fearless because i am untouchable. do not tempt me to make a fool of you.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-05
...do you know where you are? You're going to make a fool out of a r/drama user?
It's like wearing garish colors to upset the blind. We don't give a shit, boy.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
We are going to pack the court, this is irrelevant
You will die in a socialist nonwhite nation, I will watch you smiling
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-05
Kavvy hasn't even been voted in yet you absolute mong. They voted to have a vote.
1 demoloition 2018-10-05
"t-theres stilla chance he wont get in! you are such a retard!" lmaaoo
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-05
Tbf you were counting your chickens before they hatched. With Collins as an official yes now, it's over for the #resist crowd.
1 demoloition 2018-10-05
i have faith and god on my side and didnt doubt it for a second. my heart is heavy tho, because i know Soros and Podesta will be sacrificing children to moloch tonight
1 MG87 2018-10-05
Lol fucking sperg
1 ay_what_is 2018-10-05
Lmfaooooo
1 ay_what_is 2018-10-05
Lmfao?
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-05
You're a whitoid that posts on /r/conservative, that's all I have to say.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-10-05
are you the new dumbass conservative agenda poster or something
1 demoloition 2018-10-05
i identify with reactionary incel political party which has been taking storm as of late
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-10-05
This is Boomer senility in action
1 aef823 2018-10-05
Aw man I thought telling daddy reddit existed would do something else.
1 DifficultBluejay 2018-10-05
Just mentioning his name brings cries of anti-semitism.
Even though the Open Society Foundation(Soros' foundation) openly funds different protest groups like Femen.
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
Plenty of rich billionaires fund plenty of things, people go nuts about Soros though. Sorry if some of us find it sus.
1 FullPoet 2018-10-05
Serious post ahead (reee):
Can we ban twitter links? It's the most low hanging fruit there is @mods.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-05
Links to r/politics are even lower hanging fruit.
1 FullPoet 2018-10-05
Agreed
1 watermark02 2018-10-05
All hail Soros, the one true master of humanity, the controller of all things, cuck of cucks and soy of soyboys.
1 gemininature 2018-10-05
So he admits that his followers are basement dwellers? That's what I choose to take from this.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-10-05
Those two harpies in the elevator literally do work for an organization funded by Soros though.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-05
Where are you getting this?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-10-05
http://dailycaller.com/2018/10/05/elevator-protester-flake-soros/
1 ThatDamnedImp 2018-10-05
He unironically is, tho.
1 degorius 2018-10-05
I hope this phrase sticks around
1 seshfan2 2018-10-05
I like the idea that this evil shifty billionaire is trying to control the country so he goes and...spends a couple hundred dollars at Kinko's to get some posters printed.
There's probably some better ways for a billionaire to influence elections (like, say, when Sheldon Adelson donated $82 million dollars to Republican races) but that's just me.
1 cruelandusual 2018-10-05
Soros should be a patron saint of /r/drama, because he's a radical centrist. He named his foundation after the famous Karl Popper book, which attacks both fascists and Marxists, arguing that lead to totalitarianism for the same reasons. Long before he was trying to help liberal causes in the West, he was helping to destroy communism in Eastern Europe.
1 allendrio 2018-10-05
hes a neoliberal who are the real centrist problem is burgerstanis cant accept this because that would mean accepting dems are mostly centrist
1 69big69daddy69 2018-10-05
damn if Soros had just sat down, talked with him rich guy to rich guy and complimented him on the size of the crowds he gets at his rallies or something he could have had Trump praising him on twitter instead of this. big misplay
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-10-05
OH fuck! He's on to us, genteels! Wrap it up and flee to Jina.
I'm keeping all my Soros cummies and Soros-bucks though. I need them to buy hawaiian shirts to help push the gay agenda.
1 TareTiri 2018-10-05