Exactly, re inds if that time I was swimming... Some horrible sea monster, a sea serpent, something that's never seen the light of day, it's been hiding in the dark bottom of the pool drain, waiting to eat me.
So… I kick at it, at the slippery, rubbery knotted skin and veins of it, and more of it seems to pull out of the pool drain. It's maybe as long as my leg now, but still holding tight around my butthole. With another kick, I'm an inch closer to getting another breath. Still feeling the snake tug at my ass, I'm an inch closer to my escape.
Knotted inside the snake, you can see corn and peanuts. You can see a long bright-orange ball. It's the kind of horse-pill vitamin my Dad makes me take, to help put on weight. To get a football scholarship. With extra iron and omega-three fatty acids.
It's seeing that vitamin pill that saves my life.
It's not a snake. It's my large intestine, my colon pulled out of me. What doctors call, prolapsed. It's my guts sucked into the drain.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-05
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1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-05
Fake, radical centrist betas wouldn't have the strength to hold up those shields
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-05
Not now, Donald.
first of all, how dare you??
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-05
If the shield was real you'd be Vics autismo son
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-05
Daily reminder that David Aceveda is a total hottie and daddy af!! ugh
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-05
Lucky for you he has a rape fetish, unlucky for you he's only in Chads like me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-05
He needs bigger balls imo. He couldn't even choke his girl when asked to because that was *too much*.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-05
If you want kinky you need to move to germany, literally all they is shit in eachothers mouths. Disgusting people
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-05
scat
fetishdegeneracy?? YIKES!!Amen to that
1 LadyVetinari 2018-10-05
He got fat! Have you seen him recently? He was a defense attorney on SVU
1 DaeshStatePatriot 2018-10-05
Exactly, re inds if that time I was swimming... Some horrible sea monster, a sea serpent, something that's never seen the light of day, it's been hiding in the dark bottom of the pool drain, waiting to eat me.
So… I kick at it, at the slippery, rubbery knotted skin and veins of it, and more of it seems to pull out of the pool drain. It's maybe as long as my leg now, but still holding tight around my butthole. With another kick, I'm an inch closer to getting another breath. Still feeling the snake tug at my ass, I'm an inch closer to my escape.
Knotted inside the snake, you can see corn and peanuts. You can see a long bright-orange ball. It's the kind of horse-pill vitamin my Dad makes me take, to help put on weight. To get a football scholarship. With extra iron and omega-three fatty acids.
It's seeing that vitamin pill that saves my life.
It's not a snake. It's my large intestine, my colon pulled out of me. What doctors call, prolapsed. It's my guts sucked into the drain.
1 bigTstyle 2018-10-05
Man what a great show.
1 MacAndShits 2018-10-05
MRW autoplay
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-05
Uh, I don’t see what this has to do with Taylor, OP.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2018-10-05
Vic Mackey was literally /ourguy/, he would
murder policemen / avenge death policemen
stop drug traficking / sell drugs on the side
confiscate million of dollars for the state / rob 3 million dollars from Armenian mobsters on the side
be gentle to hoes / gagg hoes with his pistol
god i miss that show and that bold radically centrist bastard
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-05
Whats this from?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-05
The Shield S01E12 Two Days of Blood