😎 How much fun are you having browsing the submissions to r/politics and drinking in the desperation of its users and the media in the 11th hour of The Kavmaid's Tale? My cup overfloweth 🤭

1  2018-10-06 by Starship_Litterbox_C

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The season 1 finale is shaping up to be EPIC 😎

*dabs on foids*

Season two of The Apprentice: DC.

and then 2 years after comes the grand finale. I love america!

Honestly, I’m lonely and drunk as fuck

Based horny and lonely poster

get tinder

that shit only works for people with passable social skills and people socially retarded enough to think the shit that gets posted on r/tinder is amusing. if you're in between, you're shit out of luck.

I hope Roe vs Wade gets struck down by the end of the year.

Calm down, don't blow your load all at once. The best stories are a slow burn, building tension, raising the stakes, until the ultimate climax and then denouement. Day of the Coat Hanger looms just beyond the horizon 🤠

Same. I think we got spoiled with the 2016 election, because you had great drama before election night, then great drama during election night, and then great drama after election night. But most drama requires a slow build up and then an orgasmic release.

Well, you aren't getting anyone pregnant anytime soon so it's not like you'll be affected either way.

ok cuck

I love it. Everyone is absolutely hysterical. I think the tension right now is even better than right before Trump's win. If Kavanaugh wins, I think liberal morale will reach empty. People will probably legitimately kill themselves.

This whole Kavanaugh event has really exposed their smear campaign playbook, and how it relies almost entirely on Republicans caving and being weak bitches because they don't know how to stand up to shaky Racist, Sexist, Bigot, Homophobe, Rapist accusations.

If libs are no longer able to shame people into doing their bidding, they end up being exposed as politically bankrupt, impotent crybabies.

They better pray to the God they don't believe in that Mueller has something substantial on Trump with muh Russia . If not, they're seriously and embarrassingly fucked.

All I know is we're about to enter a new frontier of political retardation and potentially literal mass suicide.

If Kavanaugh wins, I think liberal morale will reach empty

I think the midterms are going to be a bigger issue for them. I honestly don't see why Kavanaugh is such a big fucking deal. You have a moderate republican judge who now gets replaced with another republican judge who is somewhat more right wing but still not far right.

I honestly don't see why Kavanaugh is such a big fucking deal.

Neither does anyone else, but they've somehow convinced themselves that it's a national crisis. That's part of the fun of watching this go down, isn't it?

Its because Trump can now shape the supreme court for decades. Its also a painful reminder for them that Kav probably isnt going to be the last justice Trump nominates.

The minute he gets voted in - the very instant - martial law will be declared, all left-wingers will be hunted down by the newly armed and hate-fueled killpolice. Trump will immediately be crowned Absolute Eternal Dictator and begin to round up the poor and the needy to feed into his new Trump Sausage-Making Plant. The skies will rain blood.

Plz don't tease me like that

this but unironically

I came

holy shit my dick is so hard rn

because the dems thought by stirring this up they can force dems and reps to take a very singular vote on a hot button issue. weeks before the mid terms

That’s the thing, it’s not a big deal but somehow 99% of the Dems+their Base has convinced themselves it is. A deal worth crying and dying for even.

I just saw a lady on Sky go into full blown tears during the Collins vote and she’s ‘just a helper.’

Because we were in a #METOO world where we believe survivors but the Republicans instead rammed Kavanaugh through

we

Stop saying that word

I honestly don't see why Kavanaugh is such a big fucking deal.

If Kavvie goes through, Trump will have appointed as many judges as Obama. Given that Ginsburg has a foot in grave already, he could realistically get to three appointed judges.

Sure, but that has nothing to do with Kavanaugh. That's just Obummer's fault for not replacing Ginsburg the Ancient when he could.

for not replacing Ginsburg the Ancient when he could

Which was never?

She was born in 1933. I wouldn't doubt him asking and she just telling to mind his own business, boy.

imagine if they keep the senate and Ginsburg dies over Xmas

i genuinely think they would riot

Thomas is about to stroke out too and he's irreplaceable. There's literally no other living judge who's as "far right" as he is (in the way that he is; there are stereotypical Republican ones who love cops and war and living babies, of course). The few who are like Thomas aren't on Trump's radar, because Trump's not ideological.

So two Trump picks in place of Thomas and RBG would shift the court slightly "left" (away from paleo/libertarian arguments) in sum. Typical "competent" Republican judges (e.g., Kavanaugh) are more like Ginsburg than like Thomas. No matter how many picks Trump gets, almost nothing changes, except right-wingers lose the only non-elected government official they actually like.

People watch too much TV.

he's irreplaceable

Yeah, it'd be so hard to find another judge who just agrees with whatever Scalia (Kavanaugh?) says.

It was an attempt to rile up the voter base for mid terms.

I honestly don't see why Kavanaugh is such a big fucking deal.

Well, you see, he wrote about how his experience with the Clinton trial led him to believe that Congress should pass a law immunizing the president from prosecution until he's out of office, since impeachment serves the purpose until then.

This of course means that him being only one of nine Supreme Court justices is Trump's key to pardoning himself and everyone else for signing a blood-pact with Putin over the body of a Russian piss-hooker, because everyone knows that Supreme Court cases only need one justice to decide.

It wasn't supposed to be a big deal until these retards put everything they had into it.

Roberts was the "Centrist" vote. Kavanaugh will unbalance the court, which is bad, but we won't get right wing gang rape squads out of this.

The best part is it represents the breaking point of #MeToo. That movement was created for this moment. Kavanaugh was supposed to act contrite and apologetic and Republicans were supposed to throw him under the bus, just like all the media companies have done to their male employees. The actors went off script and the bullies didn't know how to respond.

Just wait until they fail to win the House.

This is so boring. I think this is the thing that finally burned me out on politics.

Just imagine the discussion is happening on a usenet newsgroup.

I'm just here for the edited highlights on /r/drama. Did the "big vote" happen yet?

still 3-4 hours away i think

it's like an early christmas

It's great content. People are so fucking riled up, you can bait people into almost anything. I had this long talk with people about abortion being the same as murder. I actually support free abortions but it's just so fun to LARP as a conservative there.