I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Bikers

"Fucking cagers ruin the road, man."

Also Bikers

"I'm going to lane split and explore the limiter in 6th gear on 8-lane highways during rush-hour and blame my down syndrome on cagers who aren't even doing anything."

Bikers can be just as bad as pibble owners sometimes. And you known there has to be quite a bit of overlap there

At least bikers are a self-correcting problem, same as pibbles owners.

Toddlers don’t own pibbles

Pibbles own toddlers.

Epic style 😎

Bikers can be just as bad as pibble owners sometimes. And you known there has to be quite a bit of overlap there

yeah, my ex's older brother was a card carrying example of the worst kind of crotch rocket dickhead. Was easily the most belligerent, mean spirited and reckless dickhead on the road; "man can you believe how bad drivers are here?!! they are trying to kill me!!!"

Cagers has got to be up there for the lamest insult I've heard

It doesn't even make sense. If the "cage" thing was an issue then they could just get a convertible

Convertibles have their own issues. A car feels like a cage if you’re used to being out there in the wind. The term is as descriptive as it is pejorative, maybe more so. You, like, really notice the a-pillars.

But that’s not altogether a bad thing in many ways - there is a reason I commute in a car and not on the bike.

doesn't it sound like the most early-1990s edgelord insult lol.

So much of motorcycle culture is early-1990s edgelord stuff

I don’t know about you but if I’m traveling 70+ mph I’d rather be strapped in to my scientifically designed safety cage than be a small accident away from death.

The caged comments on that sub make me cringe.

/r/calamariraceteam has some steamy drama fairly often too.

Is there a sub for bikers going dumb shit and wrecking?

/r/watchpeopledie

basically lol.

/r/idiotsonbikes

That thread is a gold mine. Post has 0 points, but somehow reached close to 1k comments (some with 6k+ updoots), all of them trashtalking the dude.

Nom.

And he doubled down on his POV about 100 times. Unreal, wonder if he wakes up realizing he is everything wrong in the world one day? Nah probably not.

Wait till you see what the bikers and cyclists of r/roadcam have to complain about.

Bikercide when? Don't matter if it's motorized or not they all obviously want to get run the fuck over by garbage trucks, why not speed the process up to its natural conclusion?

Tbh the only reason I cycle to work is that the thought of dying gets me hard

Wow the people in that sub are some angry losers. One video is a guy complaining about people rolling a stop sign.

I love the outrage tbh, and once in a while you get a gem from your home town.

He probably realized he was wrong after the first dozen comments. But this is the internet. You don't walk back on what you said. You double down until you've got nothing left to down.

Is going between the lanes not a thing in the US?

It's not a thing anywhere to go between lanes that autistically.

Only reason you wouldn't risk your life to get somewhere significantly faster is if you're a little bitch tbh

Maybe, but stopping in the middle of a busy highway after nothing happened makes you a collosal dickhole.

You have to establish dominance or the cars will walk all over our biker brethren.

He kept his clothes on tho, not a really good execution from the biker.

i was just in Paris and there were plenty of people on scooters blasting between lanes on the highway while i was stuck in traffic

scooters

"blasting"

It is actually legal in some states, but most drivers don't know that, so bikers rarely do it for fear of causing road rage.

I'd be more scared of the tonnes of metal built to withstand American fat asses than the lard piloting it

I hate America too because of my extreme self loathing

In California it is legal as long as the biker is not going more than 10mph faster than surrounding traffic. It's illegal everywhere else. What this guy was doing was illegal everywhere in the US.

Love the fact that my comment asking a simple question got heavily downvoted. I'm done. I'm so done with this fucking website. Do you people have no integrity? Did none of you even read rediquette before mashing downvote on my comment for no reason? Seriously, re-evaluate your lives and go fuck yourselves. I'm out.

Good thing he wont be a strain on society much longer

Nice. ✋

🙌

I wonder what type of response they were expecting to get by posting this.

“Good for you, man.”

My favourite part is where he turns around and just glares impotently at the other driver, trying to look intimidating.

Don't think we can't figure out what hand gesture you were making at the end, either.

Also stopping there probably backed up traffic for at least a mile

Or someone could have ended up doing into him anyway with that stunt

I'm so autistic, I couldn't figure out why he stopped for so long. I would've been hugely apologetic in that situation. I can't imagine being such a giant douchebag that I would try to threaten someone for interrupting my lane splitting at 60mph

I can see the right lanes are moving fast, i didnt want to merge over there and get hit

Why not? It's what you were already trying to do.

Not everyone who rides bikes/motorcycles is an asshole, but everyone who films themselves doing so is.

I almost ate shit splitting lanes

would that the rest of us might have been so lucky to see this retard’s face rape the pavement

South Park was right about bikers.

Holy shit I wish we could ping. What a fucking douchebag holy shit I'm mad.

Can't tell if the car was using a blinker or not.