TwoX unironically compares Amy Schumer getting arrested to Rosa Parks and Dr. King

1  2018-10-07 by GadolBoobies

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This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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Let's all join together and weep for the oppression of multi-millionaire Amy Schumer.

How she has suffered under the patriarchy, what with her lucrative movie and comedy career, and also the total lack of anything in her entire life resembling suffering.

Don't forget about the time she raped a passed-out drunk dude in college, bragged about it years later at a feminist event, and received no consequences.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRUNK SEX ISN'T RAPE

That's great.

Problem is that it's Amy Schumer who said it was when it happens to women.

Same as Zoe Quinn declaring that cheating on someone and sleeping with them again is rape.

No-one other than feminists claim that is rape.

But here you are, bitching when they're caught out being held to their own standards.

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A women having sex with a drunk man is not rape.

Is a man having consensual sex with an equally drunk woman rape

I agree. Let's move on

Who can't suck your dick tho

Slut

I haven't had my dick sucked in like 4 months 😓😓😓

Of course they are especially when it comes to men and women. You can use their own creations against them, but don't actually start to believe them.

Problem is that it's Amy Schumer who said it was when it happens to women.

That is retarded. Doesn't make it true, though, she's just wrong.

Live by retarded rules, die by retarded rules.

It looks like the shallowm is saying feminists are hippocrites and feminism is garbage

And that Amy Shumer got a standing ovation by feminists for this story, in a situation they would call rape if the genders were reversed, is further proof that shallowm knows how terrible feminists are

hippo

Lol

Lol, What a day. Amy shows up in a thread to defend herself with a serious post in /r/drama.

So you've never been drunk and fucked a sober person? Because if that's rape I'm a serial rapist and a serial rape victim.

I'm a serial rapist

You heard it here first folks carpanzzaro is a serial rapist.

Apparently I'm also marrying a carrot.

Congratulations!

So drunk they're falling unconscious? No. There's some grey area about how drunk someone can be, but if they're passing out during sex that's the line not to cross.

Yeah ok. I didnt realize he was unconscious, that might be a bit much outside of a relationship.

I wouldn't do that on either end. It's not worth getting #MeToo'ed over.

It's definitely not rape if you lie there and let someone drunk fuck you.

When youre famous they let you do it

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Damn, at the least the dude tried to go down on her. He was wasted and trying his best and she's so shitty about it, how do people like her. It's not a super pleasant experience but you don't have to shit on the dude to have that come across.

I thought all you incels moved to r/braincels . What brings you here?

People who can't get sex and yell about it are embarrassing, people who are obsessed with them and see them behind every corner are somehow worse. And I've been here longer than your account has existed, making alts is about as pathetic as incelhood.

Didn’t know drama had it’s incels. Guess you never screeched about how you obviously don’t understand your role in heterosexual relations, although that you “practice political heterosexuality” should have been everybody’s first clue.

As for my so-called obsession with you incels, it is not that I’m actually obsessed with you guys, it’s that I, as a literal faggot, have been so metaphysically raped with hetro relations being depicted everywhere in the media that I know way more about how your relationships work than I ever asked for. So naturally when I see an (obviously) straight male display such monumental ignorance of his own sexual culture I know right away that you’re not having sex, and that no woman would actually want to have sex with you. Ergo, you are an incel of the highest caliber, and it is both hilarious and cathartic to give you shit.

Didn’t know drama had it’s incels.

You're not really hitting a nerve here if you think you are. I had sex last friday and turned it down last night, it's not a big deal, perhaps you thinking that would hit a nerve is projection?

Guess you never screeched about how you obviously don’t understand your role in heterosexual relations, although that you “practice political heterosexuality” should have been everybody’s first clue.

This isn't even good trolling, I don't buy your character at all.

As for my so-called obsession with you incels, it is not that I’m actually obsessed with you guys, it’s that I, as a literal faggot, have been so metaphysically raped with hetro relations being depicted everywhere in the media that I know way more about how your relationships work than I ever asked for. So naturally when I see an (obviously) straight male display such monumental ignorance of his own sexual culture I know right away that you’re not having sex, and that no woman would actually want to have sex with you. Ergo, you are an incel of the highest caliber, and it is both hilarious and cathartic to give you shit.

Imagine thinking gay 'culture' isn't literally everywhere because of straight women's fetishization of it.

You're not really hitting a nerve here if you think you are. I had sex last friday and turned it down last night, it's not a big deal, perhaps you thinking that would hit a nerve is projection?

Dead bodies combined with your schizophrenia doesn’t count as having sex.

This isn't even good trolling, I don't buy your character at all.

That’s your character you’re talking about though. 🤔

Imagine thinking gay 'culture' isn't literally everywhere because of straight women's fetishization of it.

Imagine thinking that depicting gays as sexless virgins who care only about being some mayo female’s bitch or raising some rice girl is “gay culture”.

Wait what, lmao that's like those atheists who are damn near tenured theologians.

What a gay post.

It's quarantined, not banned. You might not be able to see it on a mobile app though.

I don't know how long it's been since you've been taught not to rape, but this exact scenario (you're invited over to someone's dorm room and they turn out to be so drunk they're incapable of consenting) is usually brought up and explicitly identified as rape.

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In any event, most people who say Amy Schumer raped the guy are doing so to mock SJWs who have a double-standard, rather than actually being SJWs themselves.

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Even if they did, that makes them the sort of person who serioiusposts in r/drama.

Not a bad read tbh

It's definitely not rape if you lie there and let someone drunk fuck you.

So if you can't consent its not rape?

  1. He clearly takes the initiative here by pushing his dick aggressively into her thigh.

If his dick was so soft, how did he push with it aggressively? You can't stab someone with cooked spaghetti.

jews sure love nepotism and raping.

This is such shitty logic.

Someone being has had success, or someone who isn't oppressed should speak out on behalf of those who are, and it doesn't hurt their argument because they haven't personally experienced it.

Any is trash though

Someone being has had success, or someone who isn't oppressed should speak out on behalf of those who are

Then she should find some oppressed people and speak out for them instead of complaining about the non-problems of first world women, the most pampered, privileged creatures ever to walk beneath God's blue sky.

This isn't about this situation. It's about your use of logic. It's like saying Kap can't speak out for black people because he's rich. It's like saying Obama can't speak out for gay rights because he's the president. It's shit logic.

wow a strawman arguement sucked what else is new?

You know you misspelled arguement. It's actually spelled argument. Learn to spell :)

also the total lack of anything resembling talent, other than the ironic talent of making jokes about her complete lack of other talent / anything of substance

She made a joke about her vagina smelling like farm animals which is top tier comedy you misogynist

You have a problem being jelly, mkay? Just maybe I should have you sent off to Jelly School

Gussycide now!

Dude gussy lmao

How many people did Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King rape or give various diseases through “comedy”?

I think MLK would be metoo'd today.

I keep saying that the SJWs of today are the lynch mobs of the Civil Rights era.

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2 (((celebs))) got arrested

Nobody cares.

This is here to make fun of /r/TwoXChromosomes, not because anyone cares that they got arrested.

My comment is directed at TwoX posters who'll vote brigade this thread in a couple of hours.

Ah. Carry on then.

It is like they don't even understand Drama

Nobody understands Drama.

We're either loony libtard SJW cucks or Nazi Facist Trump taint-lickers

Dumbasses can't comprehend that some people just don't care about the far-left or the far-right

Well, to be fair, the MDEgenerates who have taken refuge here don’t help the confusion.

This is why we should have stayed locked for at least two weeks more

Nobody understands Drama.

Is this Drama?

Radical centrism prevails again.

I'm boned up here. Let them come.

They're already crying about "it's just a comparison" and "not real dramuh."

Mayoa rise up

😘

She may need assistance from Klaus

Is there hostile reddit takeover happening or something... Who upvoted this conspiratard bullshit?

conspiritard

Holy fuck is it 2008 again?

No you're actually retarded if you believe in a global Jewish conspiracy.

t. a Jew

No you're actually retarded if you don't believe in a global Jewish conspiracy.

See how childish you sound? Also nobody said anything about a "global Jewish conspiracy" so I'm not sure if you're right in the head.

get out of r/drama my dude

there is nothing here for (((you)))

Right? I can't believe people still use such ableist language in 2018 😠😠

a TON of fat chicks. It ain't a conspiracy, it's a pie eating contest.

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People who aren't newfags like you. These (((parenthesis))) are merely means of spicing up ironic memes now. Nobody takes the "le jews are taking over the world" crap seriously now.

Also, if you weren't such a newfag, you'd know r/drama is VERY Pro Jewish. Smh

Let's play a game - spot a non mayo in those comments...probably all downvoted to hell.

TwoX celebrating a self-admitted rapist.

Reminder that women do not care about ending sexual assault, they only care about denigrating men.

Because fat losers on reddit who happen to be women represent all women.

Reddit as a whole hold the most retarded opinions ever, the people on this site aren't representative for anything other than fat millennial underachievers who pretend to be smart.

Yes because this kind of drivel is limited to one subreddit...

Reddit as a whole holds the most retarded opinions ever, the people on this site aren't representative for anything other than fat millennial underachievers who pretend to be smart.

Yes because this kind of drivel is limited to one subreddit...

Are you even trying?

Reminder that women do not care about ending sexual assault, they only care about denigrating men.

The absolute state of r/drama.

The level of serious posting is just too much lately.

We're basically at SRD levels of smug, just with the opposite opinions.

What are you doing to make this happen.

Being white in public.

God did everyone just forget how comparisons work? “She did a thing that lots of other people have done including MLK and Rosa Parks.” is not saying that she’s just as big of an activist as MLK or Parks.

You have to remember people on this sub are legitimately retarded. This is like the 11th agenda post that boils down to "Look, TwoX is talking about something!!!" with no actual drama involved.

Because it's a fucking terrible comparison?

So she's just like cuck Norris; who kicked the pro life woman.

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u will never not get old

I did my part trying to educate them: “Yeah let’s just forget Gandhi’s hunger strikes (which Amy could benefit from) and ignore his other efforts - it was the arrests that did the job. Also, millions did not get arrested and Gandhi was truly a sexual predator (also like Amy), so you might need a better role model there “

Insecure mayos are always trying to belittle Gandhi by claiming he was a sexual predator

Not a mayo, but Gandhi was a muzzie lover, which means he was a predator

Its musulman or muscleman thank u vry much

Well that's incredibly disrespectful to the people who brought change to a society that needed it, while all Amy did was perform mediocre stand up. I mean bussy>gussy.

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Her performance as dr. Ford was the best I've seen in a long time. *

*i do not believe personally in the conspiracy theory that sen. Chuck schumer put his cousin amy in a wrinkle suit to give testimony in kavanatti ice bros rape case

Emily Ratajowski too, huh?

She is a very cruel person, I have proof 😡😡😡

Also she raped a dude. Or her sister, not really sure, that might have been Lena Dunham.

Hey now, Schumer at least has the decency to rape a man rather than her own sister. You're getting your rapist jewesses mixed up.

Don’t ever compare Rosa parks and Schumer, the fuck

-49. Damn the mayo love their confessed rapist.

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FTFY

Compare is not the same as equate, you dingii. You all a retards and that's okay. Everyone has the right to be stupid if they so choose.

dingii

*dinguses

You're welcome

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Even the comparison is insulting.

because Amy Schumer is a bad comedian she cannot have praxis? that's ... uhhh ... insulting on your part, honestly; another example of retardation. i mean, think about it. or don't as is your retarded right and want

Lol at people thinking wealthy wh*te gussy is an oppressed group.

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Bussy

(((white)))

This is what people mean when they make fun of white feminism

the actual state of mayo foids in <CURRENT YEAR>

rosa porks

Malcolm XXL

Martin Luther King-Size

"If you read the article, yes, they "chose" to be arrested just like the other 300 people who were arrested for civil disobedience. So did Rosa Parks. So did Dr. King. You choose civil disobedience as a form of protest with the knowledge that you probably WILL be arrested."

This is the comment in question that compares Amy Schumer to Rosa Parks. This has clearly been taken out of context, the comment isn't comparing Schumer to civil rights leaders in terms of her social impact or moral authority. It's simply pointing out the similarity in the manner of her arrest, and emphasizing that this is how peaceful protests work.

Personally, I am not a fan of Amy Schumer's comedy, but she has every right to participate in peaceful protests. Moreover, I think it does good when celebrities involve themselves in politics, she doesn't have to be the equivalent MLK or Rosa Parks (which no one is claiming) to add her voice to the political fray.

Rosa Parks and MLK got arrested so that they would have test cases to pursue in the court of law.

Amy Schumer: "We demand a trial to set case law that you can block any public street or thoroughfare!"

Judge: "No."

Good point! I think that was certainly the case with Rosa Parks and many other arrests in the Civil Rights movement. However, proponents of peaceful protests absolutely emphasize not resisting arrest see ACLU's recommendation's for protesting https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/demonstrations-and-protests.

My main point is just that this post is trying to demonize Two-X chromosomes for "unironically comparing" Amy Schumer to Rosa Parks, and many of the comments seem to take that as Two-X hyping up Amy Schumer as a social hero, which if you look at the original post is certainly not the case. This whole post is essentially based on one out-of-context comment.

He gaping vagina was silenced that day. Weep not. It shall queef again

It's crazy how all their idols are multi millionaires who are some of the least oppressed people to ever walk this earth. Amy Schumer and other celebrity activists dont give a fuck about these issues. They're doing it because more fame and attention. They also will face zero repercussions from law enforcement and even if they do they already have pletlnty of money and legal support to be let off the hook.

Maybe she can lose weight now?

Her build is so strange and completely unattractive, and I love chubby women.

And to think she got to fuck the demigod Anthony Jeselnik

He's so far out of her league I think it's legally classified as bestiality in some states

The flatso affect.

"I need my white super model like Rosa Parks!"-Feminism except literally

Bussy.

Oh no the fat millionaire with a Senator uncle was arrested.

One of the crowning arguments of " bussy > Gussy".

Oh, hey. I just noticed I'm not banned there anymore.

Peak mayo feminism. R/BlackLadies will blow a fuse if they get ahold of that comment.

be the change you want to see in the world

It's infuriating when these people compare themselves to the civil rights movement. Rosa Parks didn't get arrested because she was whiny and wanted attention. She did to achieve concrete results as part of a systematic plan to dismantle segregation. I don't see many protestors these days who actually are trying to accomplish something like that.

They need something to protest otherwise they’ll have to contend with the jdea their lives really aren’t that hard

Ackshwually, she did it to cover the original chick, who was teen preggers with no papi

But yeah all that above describes that chick.

This is what happens when the hardest thing you faced in your life was choosing between twitter or starbucks.

Eat the chocolate or don't eat the chocolate.

She keeps getting it wrong!

Man this title is pure clickbait “she chose to protest in a way that lots of other people in history have chosen to do including MLK and Parks”

That’s it. They’re not saying that they’re all equally heroic or whatever

Schumer compared to Parks? Why not? The left wing loons already compare antifa to soldiers storming the beach of Normandy. They love imagination land.

Excuse me now, I must prepare for the death of democracy that just got underway yesterday.

Always funny to see how shuts in react to those interacting with the outside.

r/cringe

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

A movie called Nights in Rodanthe was filmed in North Carolina? Shocker.

Hitler was also imprisoned for his beliefs (well, and trying to start a putcsh).

Having strong and radical beliefs (and the fanaticism to get arrested over them) doesn't automatically make you right.