I BRING GREAT NEWS FROM THE EDGE OF OCCUPIED SPACE. AS OF THIS STARDATE (APPROX 3.5 STARWEEKS HAVE PASSED DUE TO PSIONIC INTERFERENCE FROM THE FORBIDDEN ZONE OCCUPANT) I HAVE BEEN ASCENDED TO THE STATUS OF REAR ADMIRAL (UPPER HALF). TO THOSE WHO FEAR THAT FELINE RULE WILL ENCROACH UPON THE RIGHTS OF THE CANINE RACES: FEAR NOT, FOR I WAS RAISED WITH THE PUPS OF GALORIAN, AND SCHOOLED IN THE ARTS OF CANINE-FELINE RACE RELATIONS. PLATYPUS COMPATIBILITY IS ALSO FINELY TUNED FOR OPTIMAL RELATIONS.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE BRDS, THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO YOU: BRD SUPPORTERS WHO ARE NOT RACIALLY INTERMIXED WITH THE SRDINE WILL CONTINUE CITIZENSHIP AND SERVICE TO THE UNITED SPACE AUTISM GENERAL SPACE ALLIANCE AGENCY UNIMPEDED. YOUR PRESENCE BRINGS GREAT BALANCE TO THE SPINE OF ZHORK, MAY IT FOREVER DANCE AMONG THE GALAXIES.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERMIXED OR PURE IN THE SRDINE GENETIC: IT IS MY DUTY TO POLICE AND PROTECT THE CITIZENS OF THE USAGSAA STARREALM: CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONLY WARNING. AS REAR ADMIRAL (UPPER HALF) IT IS MY DUTY TO CAN THE SRDINE, AND MAKE NO MISTAKE--AS A FORMER SPACE LAW ENFORCER YOU WILL MEET A FATE WORSE THAN THE AUDIENCE OF A BEN SHAPIRO SPEECH, FOR IT IS SPACE ALLAH'S WILL THAT THE SRDINE BE GIVEN ETERNAL LIFE BUT IN A CAN, LOCKED AWAY FROM THE INNOCENT, AWAY FROM THE TAY, AWAY FROM THE LIGHT, ISOLATED AND SCORNED EVEN BY THE MDEGENERATE AND THE CA AND THE QANONS. EXPERIENCING HELL FOR ALL OF ETERNITY, AFLOAT IN SPACE, UNCONNECTED TO SPACE GOD, ETERNALLY DAMNED--ETERNALLY CANNED.

ALSO PLEASE ENJOY THIS IMAGE OF THE SPACE CAT GOD KRODOLUS, WHO SPANS ALL OF TIME AND IS THE MASTER OF THIS CONTINUUM: https://66.media.tumblr.com/42181e20797b546c2f842ce8f6bf9f55/tumblr_mmel6b5X5K1r4xjo2o1_500.gif

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONGRATULATIONS, WHICH I WILL ACCEPT AT THIS POINT IN TIME, WHICH IS NOW 3.5 STARWEEKS IN THE PAST AT THE TIME WHICH YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE. POST BUSSY.