I am writing with information relevant in evaluating the current nominee to r/Drama Moderators. As a dramanaut, I expect that you will maintain this as confidential until we have further opportunity to speak.
Ed ButteredToast physically and sexually assaulted me during high school in the early 1980's. He conducted these acts with the assistance of his close friend, Darq Wolff.
Both were 1-2 years older than me and students at a local private school. The assault occurred in a suburban Maryland area home at a gathering that included me and 4 others.
Ed physically pushed me into a bedroom as I was headed for a bathroom up a short stairwell from the living room. They locked the door and played loud music, precluding any successful attempts to yell for help.
Ed was on top of me while laughing with Wolff, who periodically jumped onto ButteredToast. They both laughed as Ed tried to disrobe my bussy in their highly inebriated state.
With ButteredToast's hand over my mouth, I feared he may inadvertently kill me.
From across the room, a very drunken Wolff said mixed words to Ed ranging from "dude" to "bussy lmao."
At one point when Wolff jumped onto the bed, the weight on my bussy was substantial. The pile toppled, and the two scrapped with each other.
After a few attempts to get away, I was able to take this opportune moment to get up and run across to a hallway bathroom. I locked the bathroom door behind me.
Both loudly stumbled down the stairwell, at which point other persons at the house were talking with them. I exited the bathroom, ran outside of the house and went home.
I have not knowingly seen /u/ed_butteredtoast on r/Drama since the assault. I did see Wolff once at the Potomac Village Safeway, where he was extremely uncomfortable seeing me and clearly a pedophile.
My bussy received medical treatment regarding the assault. On July 6, I notified my local Reddit admin representative to ask them how to proceed with sharing this information. It is upsetting to discuss sexual assault and its repercussions, yet I felt guilty and compelled as a netizen about the idea of not saying anything.
I would like to authorize an entirely neutered investigation of these claims by the Federal Bussy Investigation apparatus, to ensure a better process for our moderator nominations.
15 comments
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-07
Ed himself has been nodded before
1 SJCards 2018-10-07
and, in a horrific perversion of civic goodness, de-modded. Make Ed Mod Again.
1 chelowl 2018-10-07
Butter me up boys 😣
1 SJCards 2018-10-07
🍞🍞🍞
1 dratamard2 2018-10-07
I am writing with information relevant in evaluating the current nominee to r/Drama Moderators. As a dramanaut, I expect that you will maintain this as confidential until we have further opportunity to speak.
Ed ButteredToast physically and sexually assaulted me during high school in the early 1980's. He conducted these acts with the assistance of his close friend, Darq Wolff.
Both were 1-2 years older than me and students at a local private school. The assault occurred in a suburban Maryland area home at a gathering that included me and 4 others.
Ed physically pushed me into a bedroom as I was headed for a bathroom up a short stairwell from the living room. They locked the door and played loud music, precluding any successful attempts to yell for help.
Ed was on top of me while laughing with Wolff, who periodically jumped onto ButteredToast. They both laughed as Ed tried to disrobe my bussy in their highly inebriated state.
With ButteredToast's hand over my mouth, I feared he may inadvertently kill me.
From across the room, a very drunken Wolff said mixed words to Ed ranging from "dude" to "bussy lmao."
At one point when Wolff jumped onto the bed, the weight on my bussy was substantial. The pile toppled, and the two scrapped with each other.
After a few attempts to get away, I was able to take this opportune moment to get up and run across to a hallway bathroom. I locked the bathroom door behind me.
Both loudly stumbled down the stairwell, at which point other persons at the house were talking with them. I exited the bathroom, ran outside of the house and went home.
I have not knowingly seen /u/ed_butteredtoast on r/Drama since the assault. I did see Wolff once at the Potomac Village Safeway, where he was extremely uncomfortable seeing me and clearly a pedophile.
My bussy received medical treatment regarding the assault. On July 6, I notified my local Reddit admin representative to ask them how to proceed with sharing this information. It is upsetting to discuss sexual assault and its repercussions, yet I felt guilty and compelled as a netizen about the idea of not saying anything.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-07
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1 dratamard2 2018-10-07
👆👆👆
this is why survivors dont come forward
1 SJCards 2018-10-07
I would like to authorize an entirely neutered investigation of these claims by the Federal Bussy Investigation apparatus, to ensure a better process for our moderator nominations.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-07
Hi! A "person" from this sub has a message for you.
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"dude bussy lmao" -headasplodes
This person found your comment funny and wanted to let you know. Have a nice day! 😊
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1 chelowl 2018-10-07
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT YOU FRICKIN LOOSER 😡
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-07
I missed him a long time ago and he was subsequently fired
1 escebar_ortez 2018-10-07
here's our weekly "ed hasn't been talked about for awhile and he gets attention-starved so let's start a thread about him"
you're unironically embarrassing af with all your alts
1 dratamard2 2018-10-07
👆👆👆
this is an Ed alt
1 SJCards 2018-10-07
I am literally not an Ed alt, so this is incredibly rood and very problematic, y'all.
1 TransexualWeiner 2018-10-07
Hi!