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1 2018-10-08 by FrostBittenSalsa
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16 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-08
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
I'm dead inside, Snappy, don't judge me
1 Chayim47 2018-10-08
Wang Lin feels pretty dead inside when the woman he kidnapped and threatened to murder somehow falls in love with him but ends up dying.
Stealing her soul from the cycle of reincarnation he plants it inside the body of a young baby hoping that, like a cicada, it will burst forth from its shell after 17 years fully formed and ready to fuck.
Much to his surprise she doesn’t want to kill a baby to get back together with a mass murderer. She ends up not eating the soul of her host and Wang Lin now carries her around in his magical hammerspace refusing to let her die with dignity.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
I swear to god I'm going to start eating you plebeian fucks
1 Chayim47 2018-10-08
Hajime from Arifureta gains the powers of the creatures he eats. The awesome power he gains causes his hair to turn white like the beasts that prowl the dungeon.
How do you feel about suicidal tendencies and honorary mod-hood?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
That's my average Monday night, fam
1 Chayim47 2018-10-08
Void Immortals are simultaneously the weakest and strongest types of Immortals.
This is because Chinese writers of Xianxia have no idea how to plot ahead in terms of narrative escalation and thus the same tropes and ideas are recycled over and over again.
Kinda like a treadmill to heaven.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
This isn't even it's final form
1 Chayim47 2018-10-08
M-masaka!
His Bussy can’t possibly be this powerful!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
Omae wa no shindeiru
1 jasos-2005 2018-10-08
I’m unironically curious if these MCs are portrayed as the good guys. I’d try to read one of these things myself but I’m not a fan of poking holes in my eyeballs with a needle.
1 Chayim47 2018-10-08
99% of the time.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-10-08
It has already been established that u/MasterLawlz has shitty taste in socks. You would think that a person with a great need for socks like u/PowerOfJerkoffMagic would understand the need for quality designer socks for 50% off everyday.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-08
I do wear great socks 🧦
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
Yet you still don't get bussy
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-08
Very true.