Teenage mayo hangs a toy monkey from the ceiling fan 🙈🙉🙊 this is america

1  2018-10-08 by Howshpup

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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Homegirl is about to get her ass beat.

!redditsilver

It'd be a real shame if someone told the principle about that profile pic of hers tho 😏🙈

Black fragility smuh.

Blacks are an endless source of drama

Can't compete with white women tho 👀

And here we've got both lmao

A reaction by a mayoguss on the post:

🤦‍♀️please don’t think all white people are like this. A lot of us are actually normal and don’t see race. We see people. I apologize on behalf of the whole white race when I say this is one of the most ignorant things I’ve ever seen. Dumb asses making us all look bad. 🙄

Lmaaoooo, Americide when?

*inhales*

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Lmao nigga link the tweet ASAP!!

Added the source. Of course she's a {{{tayto}}}.

Fucking {{{HIBERNIANS}}} REEEEEEEEE

Mayocide when?

how do you not see race its pretty obvious just look at the skin

Not seeing race is racist in toxic ass current year

black gussy have great drama it's just that it's rarely visible and/or comprehensible by outsiders.

Now she has to show she's not racist by sleeping with all the black guys at school

America was an error.

Why don't black people protest racist Zoos?

Ugh. You could have at least photoshopped Obama’s face on the monkey. You’re not even trying here dude.

monkey lives matter

We should mod Mumkey Jones tbh. He's our only hope to end monkey-kind oppression.

Given that she didn't double-down like all of the actual race-baiters, I'm really curious as to what she was trying to say.

Because...wtf else could that mean? Comparing Africans to monkeys isn't even specific to Western cultures, the fucking Chinese do it. It's one of the few universal forms of racism against ethnically African people.

Also bussy lamo

Let me try to understand this... are you saying having a monkey plush toy is at the N world level?

In other words, only black people can play with monkey plush toy?

Let me try to understand this

Good luck.

are you saying having a monkey plush toy is at the N-word level?

having a monkey plush toy.

lmao. Do yourself a favour and "have" your life right now.

You must feel you make a lot of sense.

I do when I'm trying.

Hint: "having a plush toy" doesn't specify tying a noose around its neck and hanging it from the ceiling fan.

I wish you would apply same nuanced analysis in every context.

But, who are we kiddin', right...

Just admit you got aggressively confused dude it's not about the monkey toy it's about the fact that she lynched it and posted it on snapchat.. like honestly what other implications could this even have? Even if we're taking it literally as a monkey this grown ass girl wants to hang a monkey? That's fucked up in the literal way and the implied black people way.. maybe I'm a softy but I just don't think taking joy out of recreating a lynching with stuffed animals. Racist or not that's really creepy and not normal behavior for most people lol

Enough to ruin her life over it?

The person who owns that Twitter and many other are salivating over that prospect.

Lynching and hanging arent synonyms.

Did her and her friends beat it half to death first after a white woman accused it of rape?

who hasn't tied something to a ceiling fan and turned it on to spin arund the room. she's like 16

Hm, true

Imagine putting that much effort they put in that thread into.... anything else?

and she probably just wanted to tie something to a ceiling fan and watch it spin

black people are comparing themselves to monkeys

Whew.

Using big words? Insensitive, sincerest, and occur constitute as advanced vernacular? Girl...Should just throw in "I'm trepidatious about the ramifications of my hanging simulation. Here's me being obsequious in response to your fragility, shall I prostrate myself before you now or after class?"

Black has chimp-out “I’m gonna get on her ass”

So is she going to beat her up? Surely that will show the mayo how intellectual she is

this is why we need a ban on all pet monkeys in the US

to protect blacks from situations like this

lol black people so insecure and prone to irrational violence

and you wonder why cops fire at you constantly

black people: don't call black people monkeys, we're nothing like monkeys, in fact, white people are more like monkeys

white people: do thing with monkey

black people: AHHHHH WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT US

I used to have a tiger hanging on a noose in my dorm room. Cause I hate whatever race is represented by tigers of course.