r/drama: Can steroids turn you into a gay? Find out here 🦍💦💦💦

I'd actually move to have this post removed from r/Drama as this is frankly the worst shit post we've had on r/steroids in a while, but, TECHNICALLY he didn't break any rules so we really don't have grounds to remove it. Lol.

1 Matues49 2018-10-08

What if its a hot tgurl with a really feminine looking penis? Like, a little on the small side, shaved and just generally unintimidating? And she’s blowing you at the same time. That’s not gay. Besides, she was on a Craigslist personal ad in the W4M section, so you were under the impression that you were going to see a woman. You didn’t ask for this. She’s actually pretty too. Like, hot. So you meet her in the lobby of the hotel and follow her sexy ass upstairs to her room. The ad was for a massage, so you get naked and lay on the bed. As she starts rubbing lotion on your back and then your ass and rear-thighs, you stilll have no idea she has a penis. You become fully erect and she knows it; her hands begin to focus on your engorged penis poking out from underneath your ass. She asks if “you want to turn around”, and so you do. She begins asking odd questions and posing hpotheticals; “Have you ever been with a t-girl? Would you be upset if you found out that a girl had a penis?” Just then, as your hands go from her tight ass-cheeks down to what should have been a vagina, you feel them, her cute, shaved little nuts. That’s not gay

1 Momruepari 2018-10-08

Craigslist personal ad

rip personals

1 Baconlightning 2018-10-08

Well it did turn East German women into men

1 King-M3 2018-10-08

As gear will do to any woman in substantial enough doses. :b

1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-08

If browsing /fit/ taught me anything, it's that going to the gym regularly makes you gay.

#homegymmasterrace

1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-08

it doesn't, you just check out other guys more but you don't necessarily want to fuck them.

Also what equipment do you have in your home gym?

1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-08

A bench and some dumbbells goes far.

1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-08

better than nothing I guess.

1 LadyVetinari 2018-10-08

You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fucking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FUCK!!!!!

What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.

Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.

Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.

Wake up, bud. Your a fuckin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my ass. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.

1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-08

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?

1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-08