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1  2018-10-08 by le_epic_xd

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This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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aye

On point, snapster.

This might be it chief

Also u/onitan is a serial killer

FFS there are so much mods here it's more respectable to be a pleb like me than degenerates like you with your stickies and forced shticks

Thereโ€™s nothing respectable about posting in drama. Mod or pleb all of us will be food for the dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ–

Of special interest to you would be Chinese novels where the world turns into an Apocalypse Death Game. Typical archetypes include Zombies and Aliens but almost all have Dinosaurs.

In between managing his harem of teenagers and fighting off the filthy Japanese foreigners that the government worships Yue Zhong routinely fights against demons and Dinos.

After beating them he eats their flesh and core to absorb their power slowly evolving into them.

I would ask if this is before or after WW2 but it has dinos in it and that makes me wonder if it's even historically accurate.

fighting off the filthy Japanese foreigners

After beating them he eats their flesh and core to absorb their power, slowly evolving into them.

wow, trans-Japanese through cannibalism

Not that far off from a real plot point that gets dropped.

There's nothing respectable about being a dinosaur either, in fact, they were so gay, Allah had no choice but to strike earth with molten rain to rid it from dino-aids, and still, somehow, you've got them.

Allah did a poor job obviously.

Do not question His ways, you effeminate homosexual.

Dinosaurs aren't real, stupid.

It's true. The RCMP was really close to getting him, so he jumped the border and is killing innocent women in Montana currently.

I really need to know, is he Johan on the Discord server?

Lewl.

Ye

Uglier than tayy ๐Ÿคข

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Who are you people

Probably old mod alt accounts I've never seen u/comedicsans and u/early_onset_dementia in the same room.

Oy vey!

Rude!

It's rachel hazmat

That sounds implausible

platy ๐Ÿค—

Perry

Yes?

Perry the platypus, my arch nemesis, youโ€™ve come

r/shittytumblrgifs

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Can I get fries with that shake?

OK bitches mod me next

No the mods owe me because mentally I'm a black woman so yeah

she is so perfect ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Dude bussy lmao.

oh fuggg

What in the Blue Monday Fuck is going on here

I'm scared ๐Ÿ˜

Ayyyyyy NSFW is right. It's so adorbs I can't concentrate anymore.

โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹hol' up hol' up โœ‹โœ‹ looks ๐Ÿ‘€ like we got a master ๐ŸŽ“ memer ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ over here ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉ hold on to your ๐Ÿ‘™panties๐Ÿ‘™ladies!๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’fuccbois better back the hell โฌ†๏ธupโฌ†๏ธ this absolute ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ maaaaaadman!!1! ๐Ÿ‘น all you other aspiring ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ memers๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€ mmmight as wwwell give up! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Žcuse ๐Ÿ‘‰this guy๐Ÿ‘ˆis as good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œas it gets! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ BRO๐Ÿ‘ฌ CALM ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด DOWN BRO โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ SIMMER โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ DOWNโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ U WANNA KNOW Yโ‰๏ธ BC ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ IT WAS JUST A PRANK ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ HAHAHA GOT U ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ U FUKIN RETARD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜THERE'S A CAMERA ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“ท RIGHT OVER ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘†โ˜๏ธ THERE ๐Ÿ“U FAGOT ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘WE ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ GOT U BRO๐Ÿ‘ฌ. I BET U DIDNT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…NOE ๐Ÿ’†HOW 2โƒฃ REACT WHEN MY ๐Ÿ™‹ BRO DESMOND ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž CAME UP โฌ†๏ธ TO U AND ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ JIZZED ALL OVER UR ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘– SWEET JEANS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ IT WAS SO FUNNY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜… NOW U HAVE ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… SUM BABY๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ GRAVY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฒ ALL OVER THEM SHITS๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

Merry โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŒŸ Christmas Babe ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… I hope ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Santa comes ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ to visit you ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘Ÿand give ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ you a package ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Hope you were a ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™‚ good girl ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ† this year instead of the๐Ÿ˜ฝ usual ๐Ÿ˜ผ naughty ๐Ÿ™„ girl ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Santa is definitely โœŠ๐Ÿป coming ๐Ÿ’งtonight ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ and he's gonna ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ stuff your stocking ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ with goodies ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘— tonight on this ๐ŸŽ„Christmas ๐ŸŽ„night โ„๏ธโ›„๏ธโ˜ƒ๐ŸŒจ๐Ÿ’ซ. Santa ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป is gonna ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผโœŠ๐Ÿปsqueeze ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿปdown your ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ narrow ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜chimney ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ  and show you ๐Ÿ‘€ that you've been a very๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ naughty ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ girl. Then his ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ helper ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ Boy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚ is gonna ๐ŸŽ„sleigh you baby ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป and inspect ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ” that ๐Ÿ‘ sweet ๐Ÿ’ฆ ass๐Ÿ‘ because that's what ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝyou๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ want for Christmas ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€ Santa ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป is cumin๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘ฝ to town ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿš๐Ÿก๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿค the clock ๐Ÿ• is ticking ๐Ÿ™„ be ready ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ† Santa is cumin downโ†˜๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ†™๏ธ your๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ chimney๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘… tonight ๐Ÿ˜ฎand he's gonna ๐Ÿ˜จdrown in that chimney ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’งโ˜”๏ธ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿผ of yours ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ SLEIGH ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸปSANTA๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ SLEIGH ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ

>he is even worse than a Jew. He is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a mod.

That's one good looking puss.

Canโ€™t bypass a platy post ๐Ÿ˜

Platypi are unironically the cutest animals in existence.

*holds up spork*

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Ornithorhynchus anatinus

...what happened to this sub?

Am a new member to this abode of chaotic centrism. Can somebody update me on what the Platypus is supposed to represent? And why TayTay is such a big deal to this sub?