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Almost two decades of not being relevant and still pushing drama

What the fuck did you just motherfucking say about ICP, you little muggalo? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dark Carnival, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Harlan the weak-ass hater, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in big hoodoo and I'm the top clown in the entire House of Horror. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my motherfucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, motherfucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, xoloto. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're motherfucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire faygo arsenal of the Dark Carnival and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little yelluho. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your motherfucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn ring ryda. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're motherfucking dead, bigot.

Still trying to figure out how magnets work in clown school?

Last I heard the involved ICP member was begging online with his daughter for fursuit funds.

Miracles happen every day

ever notice that you never see a Juggalo who isn't a mayo?

no

WOOP WOOP!

Woop wOOooOOp!

Who the fuck else wants to listen to 2 guys in clown makeup who speak in ebonics?

Lex the Hex Master, but he's actually a good rapper. 🤔

The black ones are all Tech N9ne fans

Yea, though I never see Juggalos who are mayos either so I'm not sure how meaningful it is.

While the mayocide was not victorious on this day, the future still belongs to us my brothers and sisters.

2001 called and it wants its two losers gone

Im in favor of staging fights between celebrities of this era. Next I want to see tom green fight smashmouth.

Can we bring back Celebrity Boxing? Because we all know that is exactly what Americans want and need.

Celebrity Deathmatch but with real living celebrities. The world deserves this for living in <current year>.

Thanks to social media the number of washed up D list celebrities with no viable job skills who are desperate to make a buck is growing pretty rapidly. By 2030 this just might be a real thing. Fingers crossed!

If the nuclear holocaust happens before then we will be able to have washed up D list celebrities fight the mutated creatures that haunt the wastelands and our dreams with their rotten faces and terrifying cries.

Now I would pay to watch that. One whole bottle of clean water for a season pass.

Or bring back the claymation show Celebrity Deathmatch.

Nah, social media has created so many D list celebrities with no job skills and an expired 15 minutes of fame that I expect itll be cheaper to just use real people.

I legit think it could come back and succeed as a show in the current climate, but I also agree that people these days would probably accept actual blood sports on TV.

Dont forget that Celebrity Boxing, for the brief time it aired, was in 2002. That was pretty freaking close. Considering the timeline we are on now I think its about time we just started having flat out blood sports on TV. Were ready for it.

I think if it were pitched in a way that made it seem woke, it would have too much momentum to be stopped. Like, you could probably start by broadcasting curated worldstar content and accuse any criticizers of being anti-black.

We probably would need a few years of "black aggressor, white victim" only programming before generic bloodsports was normalized enough to broadcast without a political angle.

On a side note, have you noticed that the progressive crowd has been criticizing TV again, unironically using the same arguments the christian moms did 20 years ago, about how children would emulate what they saw on TV? Only instead of worshipping satan, now they're learning how to rape.

We probably would need a few years of "black aggressor, white victim" only programming before generic bloodsports was normalized enough to broadcast without a political angle.

This actually has started in a way. I remember hearing the author of this book making the rounds on right wing talk radio about four years ago during the height of hysteria about "knock out game". The drum that dude was beating has kept on going to although primarily on the political fringes, but occasionally that particular brand of hysteria does break into the mainstream dialogue.

On a side note, have you noticed that the progressive crowd has been criticizing TV again, unironically using the same arguments the christian moms did 20 years ago, about how children would emulate what they saw on TV? Only instead of worshipping satan, now they're learning how to rape.

Hysteria about whats on television, the radio, etc is a hallmark if political idiots on all sides of the spectrum. Its always entertaining to see whats upsetting them this week, then kind of scary when they actually start getting organized and almost get it eliminated.

Celebrity MMA! ♡

Speaking of two unlikable people having a grudge. Let me tell you about Xiao Yan.

In a land where no Hokus Pokus is present. A land where the strong Juggalos make the rules and weak Normies have to obey. A land filled with alluring treasures and Juggalettes, yet also filled with unforeseen danger. Three years ago, Xiao Yan, who had shown talents none had seen in His Generation, suddenly lost everything like it was a Hall of Illusions. His Way, his Nookie, and his promise to his mother. What sorcery has caused him to lose all of his powers? And why has his fiancee suddenly shown up?

After a bunch of melodrama with his Fiancée’s clan he ends up going up a mountain, making a bunch of stupid decisions based on his pride, and then fleeing. He should’ve kept Rollin’ with his grandpa.

WHAT YEAR IS IT!?

Two-thousand gay teen

If he hadn't come to a dead stop before the kick he would've gotten a great hit in. This could be a FAS awareness poster

Except Faggy weighs like 130 lbs vs. Fat Bizkit's 300.

it’s amazing this literally has the exact same variation of ‘what year is it’ comments in every single sub it’s posted in

Video of ICP challenging a guy to a fight on Howard Stern then pussing out.

This is one of my favorites. You can see the look on his face when he realizes he is 100% in over his head and has no way to save face. His choices are 1) fight the guy and get his ass kicked 2) back down from a guy he only just called out to fight and it's going to exist on tape forever. It's beautiful.

I guess it shouldn't be surprising he would attack from behind when the Limp Bizkit dude is not even remotely expecting to be drop kicked.

But Violent J is way bigger than him. He could win by size alone.

TIL Limp Bizkit still exists

They're touring, headlining pretty big festivals. They're a surprisingly decent live band, and they did have a relatively big number of hits. Crowds seem to really like them. They're doing fine.

Fair enough.

To be honest I wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to see them live just for the nostalgia.

I saw Fred Durst's AMA a while ago and bizarrely enough, he seems to have matured a lot and actually be quite nice now

• Limp Bizkit
• Fred Durst
• Eminem beefing.
• Mulan Movie
• Halloween Reboot.
• Woman involved in Sex Scandal with President.
• Resident Evil 2
• Green Day touring
• The Offspring new album
• B*Witched and Aqua preformed last night.
• S-Club 7 is reforming
• Spice girls are reforming

Shieeeeettttttttttttttttttttttttt

Wait what’s this about a Mulan movie

Live action adaptation

Awesome Asian chicks are the best

I hope they do the right thing and make Mulan's love interest a white guy too

If there’s any justice in this world he will be

Two live action Mulan films were announced. Disney's Mulan and Sony's Mulan. The original date for one of them was 2018, but now it's either 2019 or 2020.

”We didn’t start the fire!”

New offspring album?

Just checked the news. Apparently they are back in the studio for a 10th album.

Ok while the last album sucked, I'm still low key psyched cause of the memories and shit. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

Shit, what's Staind up to?

Its been a while...

This is the answer I was looking for

Singer was busy getting a PhD in computer related HIV research...YEAH YEAH YEAAAH!

Murphy Brown is back on TV.

Shit, when did we go back to the 90s?

ITS THE EARLY 00s

NOT THE NINETIES

Offspring has a new album?

The Offspring new album

Hey that's great news

New TOOL Album don't forget

Shaggy Not 2 Dope At Dropkicks

The man running on nothing but Faygo.

which I find hilarious since he had been a "pro" wrestler for a long time.

Just two old, washed up celebrities who arent with it enough to have a social media feud trying to get some cheap media attention the old fashioned way. Nothing to see here folks.

I didn't need articles to prove that, all the proof I needed was my wife (whose virgin cunt I fucked on the day of our engagement) slurping my dick while I browsed Reddit (after a day of begging for my cum inside of her) and you were probably off jacking off to anime tits. You will never have a purebred white bitch whimpering about how she wants to be flooded and knocked up by only you. I just felt like bringing something more than anecdotal to the table.

Anyone who doesn't at least like one limp bizkit song is a complete faggot. Fred 'Amadeus' Dursts cover of Faith by George Michael is what jimi hendrixs cover of All along the watchtower is to the Bob Dylan original.

wtf

GIVE ME SOMETHIN TO BREAK!

LIKE A CHAINSAW

WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc2q8ITrigE

Great vid, I'd like to crush some buds with the rad dude who made this

Huh?

Limp Biscuit's cover of Behind Blue Eyes is actually really good.

We need to bring back Celebrity Death Match

As a user on reddit points out, Limp Bizkit and ICP actually have bad blood dating back two decades

As a user on reddit points out

Imagine using reddit as a source

You expect regular people to remember the drama between two shitty 90s rappers?

Hahaha, holy shit.

I saw this video last night and thought it was old.

Fred Durst is still alive? AND touring?

Soggy drama from two soggy old men.

Also a child wouldn't have fucked that kick up.

That's on Durst for no-selling. Props to Shaggy for having a clear shot and still opting for a dropkick.

Here is Shaggy 2 Dope challenging West Hollywood Blonde Lenny Lane for the WCW cruiserweight title.

RIP Ass Dan

This is why we need the mayocide.

A+ title, OP.

Imagine being retarded enough to be a fan of either of them

I almost got into a bar fight with Fred Durst. It was before Limp Bizkit got a record contract. I could completely understand wanting to drop-kick him off a stage.