OP gets seething and puts a hobo in his place after his favorite basedball team loses in /r/AmITheAsshole

1  2018-10-08 by EasySchmitty

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You are another culturally programmed millenial internet dude with this weird bitterness towards women. One female accuses a guy of mansplaining incorrectly and you come here to “delight” in her downfall. The culture is sick and it makes me sad.

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Too serious. Try being a Cubs fan. It was grueling for a century plus. My grandfather died nevr seeing them win. It ached our family.when he passed and had 'A Dying Cubs Fan Last Reques' as his interment song. It's more than a sport. It's part of culture in Chicago. I'm.not gonna let some random asshole on the street talk shit to me. But you're a fucking redditor who probably cried about gamergate or some other inconsequential shit. We had 7 million people at our World Series rally. But I'm sure whatever interest you have must be so important.

Lol how dare you make fun of these people, they've obviously overcome so much

“Dry people and wet people don’t have a hundred year rivalry.”

Speak for yourself you wetback. Moisties are the scum of the earth.

I thought the mehicans were wetbacks

this was a time when the Cubs sucked

So, almost always?

'It must suck to be a Cubs fan. Hehehe'. I was kinda pissed so I replied 'It must suck to be a fucking bum' and walked off.

Hobo was right though, I kinda felt bad for him. The Cub's retard is probably some bussyblasted baseball zealot that thinks men hitting balls with a large phallic stick is the pride of a nation and people.

Imagine getting upset about baseball of all things.

I support the bum.

Cubs fans are the fucking worst

Fight me fuckers. You're probably some Baltimore or White Sox fans. Or even worse, can't throw a ball to save your lives.

You play ball like a girl

A girl who can throw a 98 mph knuckleball. I was in the minors and was gonna be the next Kirby Puckett until I blew my ACL and contracted IBS.

Lol I got a 99mph knuckleball, pussy

Shows how little you know. After 98 mph a knuckleball is a disadvantage.

Yeah maybe if you suck dick at baseball like you

Cubs fan

This might be the first one of these AITA or Relationship Advice posts that is not merely bait

Wrong again bitch

goddamn it.

gr8 b8 m8