I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ
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howdy. im the sheriff of only town without niggers
Howdy. My name is Jed Masterson, and I'm a caravan boss for the Happy Trails Caravan Company. If you're hearing this, I have a job offer for you. Happy Trails is organizing an expedition north into Utah, off the Long 15, and we need people. We're looking for caravan guards, prospectors, couriers - if you're used to humping it across the Wastes straight toward trouble, we want you. If you've got a Pip-Boy, we definitely want you. On the other hand, if you're a greenhorn or a city-slicker spinning tales about your skills, you can kindly go hang. If we like your gumption, we'll pay you square and treat you fair. Find me, Jed Masterson, at the Northern Passage if you're interested. Luck to you.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-08
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
Howdy my dude
1 El_Guero_Alto 2018-10-08
Howdy partner! Might I say you're looking fit as a fiddle!
1 duckraul2 2018-10-08
Howdy y'all
1 acidoverbasic 2018-10-08
π howdy π»
1 kippot 2018-10-08
howdy there pardner!
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
:3
1 -DeadHead- 2018-10-08
Who?
1 kippot 2018-10-08
who? what? where?
1 -DeadHead- 2018-10-08
You. Becoming able to affect my safe space. Here.
Why?
1 kippot 2018-10-08
this? a safe space? i think you have the wrong sub, bud
1 -DeadHead- 2018-10-08
This is unironically the safest space I know on reddit.
1 kippot 2018-10-08
well idk what to tell you buddy, 20+ mods have been added the last 2 days
1 -DeadHead- 2018-10-08
Ye, but none of those I asked answered who they are.
So you don't know who you are? That's sad. I hope you'll find out.
1 kippot 2018-10-08
thanks
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-10-08
This is worse than Lawlz stickies, which i though not humanly possible.
Are you subhuman?
1 SJCards 2018-10-08
Are any goyim truly?
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-08
this is rhetorical, no?
the answer is they'r barely even self aware
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-08
πΈhowdyπ»
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
Oh howdy fam! : 3
1 Chayim47 2018-10-08
When exterminating a clan it is said that βeven the dogs and chickens are killed.β
Assumedly that means that this cat would be fine.
1 mrsuns10 2018-10-08
This looks like my cat
1 El_Guero_Alto 2018-10-08
He looks like Mine too.
1 Momruepari 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-10-08
Howdy Howdy Howdy
1 elephantofdoom 2018-10-08
We Zimbabwe now
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-10-08
who the fuck are you ?
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-10-08
WHOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO?
1 Pinksister 2018-10-08
A fish, a fish, a fish - OOOOH!
1 Cocacolagua 2018-10-08
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1 vavskjuta 2018-10-08
a
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-10-08
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1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-08
L
1 e-guy 2018-10-08
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1 PJmath 2018-10-08
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1 sooth_ 2018-10-08
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1 cmakk1012 2018-10-08
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhor
Goodbye
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 El_Guero_Alto 2018-10-08
Howdy pardner! Welcome to the Vikki and Vance Casino and Museum.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-08
Ok , why are you making /u/masterlawlz look good?
1 mcslibbin 2018-10-08
also how
1 UseableImp2 2018-10-08
Fuck off
1 cleverseneca 2018-10-08
Yes.
1 vavskjuta 2018-10-08
wut in tarnation
1 Zachums 2018-10-08
hi skrub!
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
Ayyyyyy good buddy. Also, Howdy!
1 removexenos 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 clubby789 2018-10-08
I commented here like twice can I have mod
1 OnionBits 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 4ntonvalley 2018-10-08
Yes
1 StezzerLolz 2018-10-08
hmmm
1 shaneoffline 2018-10-08
Go gettem skrub!
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
β€οΈππ
1 jakebot11 2018-10-08
Howdy partner
1 LILHOMIE1250 2018-10-08
Another autist joins the Klan
1 oh_no_aliens 2018-10-08
Howdy from Texas
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
π
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-08
If you mod me, I will post puppies.
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-08
I'll post them anyways I guess.
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-08
Mods are just childless single men/woman who masturbate to anime they donβt matter in the overall course of humanity.
1 modern_rabbit 2018-10-08
What's your position on the age limit for sleepovers?
1 -DeadHead- 2018-10-08
What? A new mod whose name I've seen already?
Howdy?
1 XxChili9xX 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-10-08
β π€ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ ππ½ πΊπΈπΊπΈππ½ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ γπΊπΈ πΊπΈ γπ’γ π’ howdy. im the sheriff of only town without niggers
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-08
OUTTY OUTTY OUTTY
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-08
If they're this desperate for homegrown drama/shitposting the only thing they need is a higher does of fentanyl
1 thrillhouze- 2018-10-08
Howdy! I like your hat, Sheriff.
1 tacotacoguy 2018-10-08
Howdy
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1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-08
Lame IMO
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-10-08
i'm sick of fucking computers changing people's pictures into cats when they upload them. bill gates needs to get on that shit.
1 nmx179 2018-10-08
This one is actually kind of a surprise
1 NasenSpray 2018-10-08
mfw
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-08
congrats justcool393
1 irishmastermind 2018-10-08
Howdy. My name is Jed Masterson, and I'm a caravan boss for the Happy Trails Caravan Company. If you're hearing this, I have a job offer for you. Happy Trails is organizing an expedition north into Utah, off the Long 15, and we need people. We're looking for caravan guards, prospectors, couriers - if you're used to humping it across the Wastes straight toward trouble, we want you. If you've got a Pip-Boy, we definitely want you. On the other hand, if you're a greenhorn or a city-slicker spinning tales about your skills, you can kindly go hang. If we like your gumption, we'll pay you square and treat you fair. Find me, Jed Masterson, at the Northern Passage if you're interested. Luck to you.
1 error404brain 2018-10-08
Howdy ! β
1 Raven_6160 2018-10-08
Howdy partner
1 ReasonableCup 2018-10-08
Mod me u fucking queers
1 wellmade-mango 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 GunOfSod 2018-10-08
Finally a mod that can clean house. We're expecting big things from you!
1 HelpfulPersonHere 2018-10-08
I will never ask to be modded here. When it is time, you will come to me.
1 elephantofdoom 2018-10-08
Howdy!
1 Prescott1997 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-08
The fuck happened to this sub
1 DeathbyOxygen 2018-10-08
Howdy! πΊ
1 Kibaszott 2018-10-08
howdy
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-08
So...this is the power...of post-pinging /r/drama...woah...
1 Deangianotti 2018-10-08
Howdy partner
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-08
Howday
1 Alimentas 2018-10-08
howdy pardner
1 OJToo 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 Earl_of_Grab 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 leva549 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 TwentyHundredHours 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 thebrokenbell 2018-10-08
CONGRATS, Skrub senpaiiiiii~~~~
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
Bell! Love yah
1 Mitson_Malak 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-10-08
How-dee
Former part-ner
(That cat is fat)
Hold up, skat
Gonna lick that pussy
Gonna tickle my cap
She gonna get down low then throw off the hat
Whip that hair
Ooo that stare
Now how about a mod gimme somma that flair
1 snobbysnail 2018-10-08
Howdy
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-08
Wow necro howdy
1 FrontierFrance210 2018-10-08
155 day late howdy!