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Iirc If it counts they’re planning more protests (at least in LA,) I’ve seen several posters on my campus about protest marches, plus the annual who’s who of whoredom, aka the feminist fest 2k18, aka thotacon LA, The one, the only, the Amber Rose Slutwalk, was held last weekend. They were marching in downtown LA along with a bunch of left-leaning organizations reeeeeing publically. DSA and a ton of people were marching too, shit was a soy overdose. I went to shitpost irl but had to leave when people started getting pissed at me.

Good to know there's some stuff coming down the pipeline. Was getting worried that burgers gave up on the whole "overreacting to everything" thing.

Yeah, like wtf. We have a day of work here in Canada because it's Thanksgiving and there is no US sperg out on the news. Disappointed.

Soon. Don’t you worry leaf, it’ll happen sooner then later, you just watch and see, unadulterated autism will show itself.

Imagine having Thanksgiving during actual harvest time. Couldn't be America

It's already snowing up here. Harvest time is over.

Harvest time has just begun.

RAKE THE LEAFS!

In the Yukon?

Nope, Central Saskatchewan.

Winnipeg is a cute name for a city ^{__^}

Winnipeg is not in Saskatchewan, but Saskatoon is.

Oooh, I like that one, too

Your cities’ name sound like muppets

Thanksgiving in most parts of Canada (at least the places without snow right now) is comfy af. You have a great Sunday meal with your family and friends and then get a day off on Monday to enjoy the comfy fall weather.

enjoy the comfy fall weather.

-4 degrees currently where I live. Perfect weather to bring out the grill.

Try not being a northcel, 14c here today, near 22c tomorrow

If I can't play hockey outside by the second October week, then it's nothing for me.

Try living in Yellowknife, that way you can play hockey outside in July if you want

I rather not live in a city next to an abandoned mine filled with toxic dust.

abandoned mine filled with toxic dust.

That's no way to talk about your mother.

30 years from now it will be a desert an you will be a mayo refugee seeking asylum

Nah, even in the worst case ontario just gets Virginia level weather, which is fine by me

Does Christmas shit go on sale Tuesday?

Down ol Merica way they've already overstepped the unwritten rule of not putting Christmas shit on display before Thanksgiving and ours isn't until the end of November.

Giving them an extra month to advertise that shit (in addition to Halloween) would suck. We require clear lines of delineation between our holidays.

If we were smart we'd be staggering these Holidays out so we had one every 30 days or so. This is a benefit of multi-culturalism as it provides a larger source of holidays. If we worked at it we could probably schedule a holiday every 2 weeks.

Generally the Christmas stuff goes up when the Halloween stuff comes down.

Maybe one day we'll be able to buy christmas lights that are fully programmable and real multi-color. Then you would only need one set of lights year round. You could select your color scheme based on the holiday. Hell just leave the lights up year round.

Personally idk why we don’t just use lights all winter, snow is depressing as fuck without lights

Yeah it doesn’t beat eating marshmallow yams and then slinging shit over 10% off a crappy TV.

knowing when harvest time is

fucking r*rals

We should have sent tongue-out lightning speed roundhouse kick guy down South, he'd show American liberals how to protest.

They didn't get the soros bucks

No shekels, for my drama protesters! 😡🤬😤😠😡 someone get annoysthegoys, because 💯sweetie👏we👏need👏those👏bucks👏💯

I think regardless of how things turn out we're going to be well-sated with drama in ~4 weeks.

I almost hope it isn't too bad, I literally couldn't keep up with the salt generated from 11/9-11/15 2016.

I hope so. It's been so long since that professor beaned Siracha guy with a bike lock, I'm really worried that the golden times have already ended.

More like Harrison Bored.

I am disappointed I guess but I think the best is yet to come. Democrats are already claiming it's time to get more ruthless.

I'll get the popcorn started

They also think that words are literal violence. So let's not start worrying about what these limp-wrists think "ruthless" means.

Can confirm, I fuck progressives all the time, they love to get fucked and offended.

Haha nice. Fucking is pretty tight.

You best not be talking about gussy tho

Dude gussy lmao

You know I can't start my morning without a mug of gussy.

The same people who shot the politician at a baseball game?

You mean that one guy?

couldnt even kill anyone. meanwhile 1 dude goes above 5 mph in a car and kills a lib. so humiliating. im literally embarassed for libs right now

That was embarrassing. But having another lib get knocked retarded with one punch was worse.

like an ISIS soldier's bullet, allah guided that punch

The one that didn’t even bother aiming for a politician, who was chased into his car by liberals and in the first place?

And your literally retarded. You have a post in r legionofskanks can’t be above 90iq

Yeah I bring my smartest analysis to the Legion of Skanks podcast discussion, you nitwit.

I mean I think it means seizing the country back by a fractional percent that has enough representation in congress to do widely unpopular things. People get antsy around the idea of replacing the 17%ish by robots and ending their uselessness though. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

ridiculously unrealistic representation

Don't you people praise this concept? You want to see various sexual and racial minorities unrealistically over-represented in TV and film all the time!

Aw gee they might burn down their cities even harder next time.

I really hope they escalate the violenceso we can get this over with, I want a literal leftist mayocide.

dems never accused republicans of being sexist so this name calling is an interesting turn of events. i wonder how they will spice it up.

Where's the big-noooo guy from Orange Man's election, let's ask him for his insights

Wasn't that a woman?

shim

Honestly hard to tell, I'm not even just saying that

Like r/2Aliberals, I'm frequently disappointed in the Democrats and for the same reasons.

be the change that you want to see

It's kinda like the Dems don't actually believe their fake smears either

Everyone is just enjoying their Columbus Day spaghetti and mayonnaise dinner

Midterms are around the corner. Soro's and his ilk are evil, not stupid, they know people have short memories, and don't want a bunch of idiots shutting down major highways or beating up women who look like they voted for Trump (natural hair colors) right before an election.

I just want some Proud Boys x Antifa violence/hatefucking.

Is that really so much to ask?

In response to your edit, IMO a red wave, and it's not even close. People would be upset about a blue wave but outside of mean tweets it would pass. A red wave would shatter people's worldviews in ways that we can't imagine but can sit back and read about on reddit.

Dear Pantifa Cucks, I remember when you promised an insurrection Nov 4th 2017, there was to be bloodshed in the streets. I waited - got home from work and went to sleep figuring it would start early. I was hoping to awake to the sound of gunfire and dying screams at midnight but instead the familiar annoyance of my alarm clock stirred me at 0430. No action? Surely it must be making its way toward me -being a few miles from the large urban center and residing in a ghetto neighborhood they must be working their way outward. I turn on the TV for local news expecting rivers of blood and I got the fucking traffic and weather report. You mean I spent the day before loading magazines and oiling up for nothing? You cant fucking miss me, still got the Trump sign on the lawn.

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I have to tell you lefty - I am more disappointed in you than your parents are.

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No, because despite posting here I don't actually want people to act even more retarded than they already are

They have buried their rage deep within themselves. The explosion will come sooner or later.

Added question. Which would cause the most drama for us during the midterms a blue wave, or red wave?

Dunno...maybe Trump calling Pelosi a cunt while slapping Liz Warren on national TV?

How do you get a red wave if GOP currently has the majority?

I guess keeping the House and Senate, right now they are projected to lose the House.

Getting more seats in the house and senate. Increasing their majority. It's not technically a wave tho

We had a protest in Seattle

https://komonews.com/news/local/seattle-protests-kavanaughs-confirmation-to-the-supreme-court

seriously kavanaugh drama was top notch stuff

The withdrawal i'm suffering even though this drama is still lingering is pretty insane. By the end of the week if Trump doesn't mock Ford again or some shit I think I'm going to be going through the full shakes.

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Which would cause the most drama for us during the midterms a blue wave, or red wave?

Surprise third party shows up, made up only from trannies, and it's called the purple wave.

Blue wave hopefully. They need some wins or else they would end up hopeless. So keep them all going, maybe a few shitty polls claiming a blue win in 2020, then crushed even harder than 2016. Gots to build them up before you knock 'em down.