I'm honestly surprised only one person has ever been run down at a protest since Best Timeline started. If a bunch of people surrounded my vehicle and started hitting it with pipes I'd slam the gas so hard. They're in a car, their weapon is bigger than your's you absolute wasteoids.
This is an hilarious skit. They look like a retard class on a school trip.
Fat woman: Just go that way. 😊
Guy: ??? Why?
Fat woman: 😳😣 Because I told you to 😤
Fat man lunges in: 😡 YEAH YOU LITTLE WHITE LITTLE FUCKER
Guy: ??? Really?
Fat man: 👺YEAH YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE M- A LITTLE WHITEY AREN'TCHA? 🤬🤪
Honestly wouldn't even be surprised if this was some Russian propaganda event. Then again, this could actually be a ChapoTard meet-up.
I will support any candidate who runs for the governor in the great state of Washington who promises to build a wall along our southern border and make the Oregonians pay for it.
To be fair, some of these people probably moved here from out of state. For the ultra-woke mayo, there's no better way to show your commitment to diversity than moving to Portland and then acting really shocked that there aren't a lot of black people here.
Oregon and Washington are the only two states where a majority of white males vote blue.
Now, it could be q chicken/ egg thing, but I suspect they go so over the top signalling in order to be left alone. Like "hey, we're on your side, you don't need to flood us with Mexicans like Nevada or dump Somolians on us like Iowa, we promise to behave".
Hi sorry I’m not American but I think the shitty white areas where white people live tend to be in the south and associated with higher levels
of religiosity, low IQ levels, obesity, familial intermarriage and comservaitvism.
I believe the areas where progressive white people live tend to be be associated with a dynamism and innovation that moves the nation forward as well as generally progressive politics that isn’t a net drag like the American south.
Again, not American so haply to be corrected if I’m wrong about that. :)
Most of the things the south gets blamed for are basically because of its large poor black population. If you focus only on the white population it's pretty much the same city to city.
This is more or less true. Whenever some smuggster shows one of those maps where it shows states that give money to the federal government vs. those who take it, they like to point out "LOL THOSE SOUTHERNERS ARE SUCH LEECHES!"
It's like... I guess, but that map of the poors happens to line up almost exactly with the population density of african americans.
I can see why it would look that way to a foreigner, but "progressive" areas have their own problems. It's just not talked about as much. For example, Oregon has really terrible schools because the teacher's union controls the government. So your kids get as bad an education as in the South, but you have to have to pay way more in taxes. Housing is way too expensive. Homelessness is rampant. But upper-middle class "progressives" don't actually care about their neighbors who are struggling in poverty, so it all seems rosy to them.
San Francisco is the only US city that has an active app for smartphones for you to track human feces on the street. LA is having an outbreak of Typhus. Detroit...well, is Detroit. Guess which state has the highest poverty rate in the country? Not Mississippi, Alabama or West Virginia, but California. Chicago? Their motto is "At least we are not Detroit." Seattle is overrun with heroin zombies... Don't be fooled by the rosy picture the tech elite of the West Coast is trying to sell.
Don't you know that areas in the south with low average IQs are brought down because of the high population of black people? If you look at the data white kids in the south score the same on average as white kids in urban areas.
Also not American, I just bothered to learn facts. :-)
Hated it. No niggers to steal my shit. No illegal spics to drive drunk and hit my car. No chinks to glare at me for daring to walk into the Little Vietnam area of my city. 0/10 would not grow up in relative peace with people who shared the same upbringing as me again.
Seriouspost: Fuck yourself up the ass until you die from it. I've got Somalis around me all the time and never had any trouble with them. I've got mayos around me all the time, and every fucking one of them is a thief. They're disgusting fucking goblins who should stay underground where they won't sunburn and will be easier to kill through suffocation.
how about you take a look at the average IQ of the rural american south instead? education rates? poverty? literally any quality of life/people metric?
Literally so low on the Africa ladder they started assaulting commercial ships, which boosted their economy with the paltry millions they earned with it. Until the West started to accompany all their merch with shiny combat boats they were itching to use.
If you ever wanted to see a shanty town shack on a lil rubber boat see vaporized by a massive warship, thanks to the Somalians your dream comes true.
Somalians are truly the worst thing about Iowa. They chew khat and rape children. That's literally all they do. Its like we never exterminated the Natives.
That's only true along the I-5 corridor and around the Spokane area, the rest of the state swings republican. As I recall this accurately describes Oregon as well.
Yeah, Eugene-Portland-Tacoma-Seattle is left-wingers with 800 facial piercings. When you get out east of the Cascades or into southern Oregon, they're from Mormon splinter groups who believe that God gave them the right to steal from people and the government flies UFOs.
These are almost always college students or forest hippies. People from the PNW are the most polite and "normal" American folks I've come across in general.
This is an hilarious skit. They look like a retard class on a school trip.
Fat woman: Just go that way. 😊
Guy: ??? Why?
Fat woman: 😳😣 Becuz I told u2 😤
Fat man lunges in: 😡 YEAH YOU LITTLE WHITE LITTLE FUCKER
Guy: ??? Really?
Fat man: 👺YEAH YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE M- A LITTLE WHITEY AREN'TCHA? 🤬🤪
Honestly wouldn't even be surprised if this was some Russian propaganda event. Then again, this could actually be a ChapoTard meet-up.
I thought the one guy sounded like Alex Jones for a second. I too wouldn't be surprised if this was a false flag of some sort because it is that retarded
Yeah anarchists are famous for wanting to be small town traffic cops. When I think of anarchy, I think of fat people redirecting traffic and calling people nazis for owning a car and being white.
Why is it always wypipo complaining about wypipo? Mayos are literally so cultureless that they have to appropriate hardworking PoC's dislike of cumskins for lack of anything better to do.
It really is fascinating how the mind of the PNW mayo operates. They get together for white people nonsense like eating artisanal donuts, and then they get really upset that there's no minorities around. So they start blaming each other. Surely, one of us must be the white supremacist who's scaring all the PoC away.
g thing, but I suspect they go so over the top signalling in order to be left alone. Like "hey, we're on your side, you don't need to flood us with Mexicans like Nevada or dump Somolians on us like Iowa, we promise to behave and vote correctly".
*Stares longingly at Sig M400 10" AR-15 with chest carrier containing 20 thirty round gen three window Magpul magazines of XM855 lake City green tip steel core penetrators*
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-08
It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.
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1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-08
Snappy's radical centrism confirmed
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-08
i hope someone runs them over or shoots them
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-08
One of the replies shows an old man trying his best
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-10-08
He didn’t really try, that guy jumped on his hood
1 iansmith223 2018-10-08
That guy screaming about white supremacists bothered me
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-08
Fuck u say whitey?
1 Pinksister 2018-10-08
You mean that really overweight white guy who shouted "whitey" through a mouthful of hot dog?
Where's /r/beholdthemasterrace when you need them?
1 Methmo 2018-10-08
Directing traffic, seemingly.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-10-08
kek
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-08
Lul
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-08
I liked how he clearly thought "If I wear super baggy clothing, no one will realize how fat I am"
1 Blinwar 2018-10-08
https://www.bitchmedia.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_page_featured_image/public/whitefragility.png?itok=5fqtgS9I
1 GunOfSod 2018-10-08
Yeah reddit annoys me sometimes as well.
1 dratamard2 2018-10-08
lmao imagine how retarded u have to be to continue to stand in traffic and say "lucky u didnt hit me id beat ur ass" 😵😵😵
ud be run over u dumb mfer
1 moush 2018-10-08
It then they’d be a martyr to the neonazi
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-08
or more what they had in mind, get that disability lawsuit so they can live a more comfy NEET life
1 Pinksister 2018-10-08
I'm honestly surprised only one person has ever been run down at a protest since Best Timeline started. If a bunch of people surrounded my vehicle and started hitting it with pipes I'd slam the gas so hard. They're in a car, their weapon is bigger than your's you absolute wasteoids.
1 Legion681 2018-10-08
Ditto.
1 USANUMBAONE 2018-10-08
Especially if the dumb bastards start beating on your side window. No excuse, i'll be gassing the pedal and hiring a damn good lawyer.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-08
Sorry but Reddit admins can't take a joke.
1 Blinwar 2018-10-08
This is an hilarious skit. They look like a retard class on a school trip.
Fat woman: Just go that way. 😊 Guy: ??? Why? Fat woman: 😳😣 Because I told you to 😤 Fat man lunges in: 😡 YEAH YOU LITTLE WHITE LITTLE FUCKER Guy: ??? Really? Fat man: 👺YEAH YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE M- A LITTLE WHITEY AREN'TCHA? 🤬🤪
Honestly wouldn't even be surprised if this was some Russian propaganda event. Then again, this could actually be a ChapoTard meet-up.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-08
Image the shame you would feel if you had to tell someone yes, I'm from Portland.
1 garythegoatsghost 2018-10-08
Portland is actually pretty awesome if you're just visiting. Great hiking and there's public squares all over the place with tons of food trucks.
1 TheMayorOfHounslow 2018-10-08
🇱🇷=🤢🤢
🇵🇷=💩
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-10-08
That's the Liberian flag, dummy.
1 garythegoatsghost 2018-10-08
You've gotta check out the forests in Oregon to get what I mean, friend. Incredible waterfalls, moss everywhere, bright blue water. It's pretty fetch.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-10-08
It's still in Oregon and full of Oregonian though.
1 BlindedbyOnanism 2018-10-08
I will support any candidate who runs for the governor in the great state of Washington who promises to build a wall along our southern border and make the Oregonians pay for it.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-08
isn't all of Oregon except Portland the very opposite of Portland?
1 GreasyPeter 2018-10-08
Not really. Eastern Oregon is conservative but Western is not.
1 alot_the_murdered 2018-10-08
Forest Park is pretty amazing too, if you're into forests and shit.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-10-08
Some of the trails suck ass though.
1 Blinwar 2018-10-08
Imagine being this mayo.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-08
So like every other American city
The basic Becky of cities lmao
1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
To be fair, some of these people probably moved here from out of state. For the ultra-woke mayo, there's no better way to show your commitment to diversity than moving to Portland and then acting really shocked that there aren't a lot of black people here.
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-08
Oregon and Washington are the only two states where a majority of white males vote blue.
Now, it could be q chicken/ egg thing, but I suspect they go so over the top signalling in order to be left alone. Like "hey, we're on your side, you don't need to flood us with Mexicans like Nevada or dump Somolians on us like Iowa, we promise to behave".
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-08
In order to be left alone? Who is choosing to leave them alone?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-08
More like minorities don't want to go there to be surrounded by a bunch of retarded mayos.
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-08
Yes minorities never want to move to white areas.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-08
They want to move to non-shitty white areas. Why escape one shithole just to move into another shithole where whiny mayo commies block the streets.
1 orgyofdolphins 2018-10-08
Hi sorry I’m not American but I think the shitty white areas where white people live tend to be in the south and associated with higher levels of religiosity, low IQ levels, obesity, familial intermarriage and comservaitvism.
I believe the areas where progressive white people live tend to be be associated with a dynamism and innovation that moves the nation forward as well as generally progressive politics that isn’t a net drag like the American south.
Again, not American so haply to be corrected if I’m wrong about that. :)
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-08
Most of the things the south gets blamed for are basically because of its large poor black population. If you focus only on the white population it's pretty much the same city to city.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-08
This is more or less true. Whenever some smuggster shows one of those maps where it shows states that give money to the federal government vs. those who take it, they like to point out "LOL THOSE SOUTHERNERS ARE SUCH LEECHES!"
It's like... I guess, but that map of the poors happens to line up almost exactly with the population density of african americans.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-08
Yeah, Connecticut is doing great from its progressive politics.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-08
Yeah, Connecticut is doing great from its progressive politics. All the large companies that moved away will tell you great things about it.
1 WtfThisIsntWii 2018-10-08
[Laughs in Dallas tax break]
1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
I can see why it would look that way to a foreigner, but "progressive" areas have their own problems. It's just not talked about as much. For example, Oregon has really terrible schools because the teacher's union controls the government. So your kids get as bad an education as in the South, but you have to have to pay way more in taxes. Housing is way too expensive. Homelessness is rampant. But upper-middle class "progressives" don't actually care about their neighbors who are struggling in poverty, so it all seems rosy to them.
1 Barton_Foley 2018-10-08
San Francisco is the only US city that has an active app for smartphones for you to track human feces on the street. LA is having an outbreak of Typhus. Detroit...well, is Detroit. Guess which state has the highest poverty rate in the country? Not Mississippi, Alabama or West Virginia, but California. Chicago? Their motto is "At least we are not Detroit." Seattle is overrun with heroin zombies... Don't be fooled by the rosy picture the tech elite of the West Coast is trying to sell.
1 alot_the_murdered 2018-10-08
Hey, that's Cleveland's motto, leave Chicago outta this 😤😤
We deal with our homeless by having it literally freeze in the winter.
1 Nerdsbane 2018-10-08
Most of the black people live in the south.
1 Pinksister 2018-10-08
Don't you know that areas in the south with low average IQs are brought down because of the high population of black people? If you look at the data white kids in the south score the same on average as white kids in urban areas.
Also not American, I just bothered to learn facts. :-)
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-08
what was it like growing up in bumfuck Arkansas?
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-08
Don't get me wrong Somolians are definitely the master race but they're so much better than wh*tes it tends to make them feel bad.
1 Pepperglue 2018-10-08
Little Rock is a beautiful place. You leave Arkansas out of this.
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-08
Arkansas is just dirty. The Ozarks just slightly redeem it.
1 KingOfClownWorld 2018-10-08
Hated it. No niggers to steal my shit. No illegal spics to drive drunk and hit my car. No chinks to glare at me for daring to walk into the Little Vietnam area of my city. 0/10 would not grow up in relative peace with people who shared the same upbringing as me again.
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-08
Out. Out. Out. Your schtick is boring.
1 911roofer 2018-10-08
Somalians are khat-chewing rapist scum. There are no good Somalians, and that includes the dead ones. They steal shit even from beyond the grave.
1 shallowm 2018-10-08
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1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
Seriouspost: Fuck yourself up the ass until you die from it. I've got Somalis around me all the time and never had any trouble with them. I've got mayos around me all the time, and every fucking one of them is a thief. They're disgusting fucking goblins who should stay underground where they won't sunburn and will be easier to kill through suffocation.
1 USANUMBAONE 2018-10-08
Somalians are pretty fucking trash. All of Africa is pretty fucking trash though..
you can just take a look at the average IQ's of African Country's populace...
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-08
Why is that the people who drone on and on about IQ can't write proper English?
1 TheEnemyOfMyAnenome 2018-10-08
how about you take a look at the average IQ of the rural american south instead? education rates? poverty? literally any quality of life/people metric?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-08
Literally so low on the Africa ladder they started assaulting commercial ships, which boosted their economy with the paltry millions they earned with it. Until the West started to accompany all their merch with shiny combat boats they were itching to use.
If you ever wanted to see a shanty town shack on a lil rubber boat see vaporized by a massive warship, thanks to the Somalians your dream comes true.
1 911roofer 2018-10-08
Somalians are truly the worst thing about Iowa. They chew khat and rape children. That's literally all they do. Its like we never exterminated the Natives.
1 USANUMBAONE 2018-10-08
You must live near one of those areas where the U.S. imported a bunch of 3rd world shitheads and then dumped them in a barren state.
1 911roofer 2018-10-08
To be honest, we deserve it.
1 BlindedbyOnanism 2018-10-08
That's only true along the I-5 corridor and around the Spokane area, the rest of the state swings republican. As I recall this accurately describes Oregon as well.
1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
Yeah, Eugene-Portland-Tacoma-Seattle is left-wingers with 800 facial piercings. When you get out east of the Cascades or into southern Oregon, they're from Mormon splinter groups who believe that God gave them the right to steal from people and the government flies UFOs.
1 -a-y 2018-10-08
Being anti-racist is implicitly white
1 yunghastati 2018-10-08
These are almost always college students or forest hippies. People from the PNW are the most polite and "normal" American folks I've come across in general.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-10-08
Tell them they not introverted, just depressed because of the rain and watch them get defensive and rude. It's the best way to troll PNW residents.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-10-08
Eh, Portland police seem pretty cool. Unlike the popo in Berkeley they seem to regularly storm trooper these guys
1 jruss71 2018-10-08
Portland is just awful.
1 Sojir 2018-10-08
There should be a reward in gold ingots if you get anyone who blocks traffic. That includes the natsees
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-08
aren't good vibes a sufficient reward? Don't you wanna feel the good viiiiibes?
1 Sojir 2018-10-08
Good vibes dont have a density of 19320 kg*m-3
1 cruelandusual 2018-10-08
It's a shame that racist organizations have monopolized violence against antifa.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-10-08
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
1 Blinwar 2018-10-08
This is an hilarious skit. They look like a retard class on a school trip.
Fat woman: Just go that way. 😊
Guy: ??? Why?
Fat woman: 😳😣 Becuz I told u2 😤
Fat man lunges in: 😡 YEAH YOU LITTLE WHITE LITTLE FUCKER
Guy: ??? Really?
Fat man: 👺YEAH YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE M- A LITTLE WHITEY AREN'TCHA? 🤬🤪
Honestly wouldn't even be surprised if this was some Russian propaganda event. Then again, this could actually be a ChapoTard meet-up.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-08
The fat woman's smug nasally "pleeeeeaasse go that way" is annoying in such a visceral way
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-08
it's your pruning instinct. some people just need to be pruned for the good of the tribe. we can all feel it.
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-08
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-08
watch yourself, that's how antisemitism starts
1 TipsMeme 2018-10-08
Why is Chapo Traphouse so angry at the traffic lights?
1 IronComrade 2018-10-08
It's supposed to be a spectrum
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-08
red/green color blindness is no joke
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-10-08
I thought the one guy sounded like Alex Jones for a second. I too wouldn't be surprised if this was a false flag of some sort because it is that retarded
1 cultish_alibi 2018-10-08
Yeah anarchists are famous for wanting to be small town traffic cops. When I think of anarchy, I think of fat people redirecting traffic and calling people nazis for owning a car and being white.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-08
Irony is dead. This is post-ironic anarchism
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-08
i mean except for the redirecting traffic part...
1 Kiru-Kokujin10 2018-10-08
and most communists would be gulaged by stalin
things change
1 Futhermucker 2018-10-08
ironically what they call anarchy is actually turbo-statism
1 glassjawgronk 2018-10-08
Damn it’s lolcow season in Portland. Round em up baby rawhiiiiiide
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-10-08
That season lasts all year long.
1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
Usually the rain at least washes them out of the streets during the winter.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-08
Why is it always wypipo complaining about wypipo? Mayos are literally so cultureless that they have to appropriate hardworking PoC's dislike of cumskins for lack of anything better to do.
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-10-08
It's always whiteoids fighting against whiteoids. The browns get caught in the cross fire.
1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
It really is fascinating how the mind of the PNW mayo operates. They get together for white people nonsense like eating artisanal donuts, and then they get really upset that there's no minorities around. So they start blaming each other. Surely, one of us must be the white supremacist who's scaring all the PoC away.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-10-08
Nigga we do that all day here ironically. Except me. mayocide now.
1 The_Frown_Inverter 2018-10-08
Try visiting /r/blackladies and /r/BlackPeopleTwitter
They're the palest places on reddit.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-08
Eh, I feel like blackladies is the result of real black guess rebelling against their civilized whitewashed lawyer dads.
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-08
real wakandans love whitey, that's what the mayo don't get
1 TipsMeme 2018-10-08
*Stares longingly at Sig M400 10" AR-15 with chest carrier containing 20 thirty round gen three window Magpul magazines of XM855 lake City green tip steel core penetrators*
​
Not today old friend :(
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2018-10-08
That is a terrible meme weapon armory you have there.
1 NeverTryAgainEver 2018-10-08
Don't use green tip, you retard. Use hollow points, or lead tip. They mushroom and shred things to hell.
1 TipsMeme 2018-10-08
How else are you going to punch through these massive layers of lard shielding?
1 NeverTryAgainEver 2018-10-08
So the police literally let these terrorists hang around with weapons and "threaten people"
1 TipsMeme 2018-10-08
The cops literally let both sides duke it out like it was a "Warriors" movie.
The cops are the true radical centrists.
​
1 NeverTryAgainEver 2018-10-08
I would have loved to see a bunch of good ol' boys roll up with trucks and winches. Then just pull their silly barricades apart.
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-08
make the portland pd /r/drama mods
1 911roofer 2018-10-08
Why are you wasting guns on these losers when a spray-bottle would work just as well?
1 Redactor0 2018-10-08
This but unironically. Nothing is more hilarious than watching these would-be badasses get a stream of pepper spray in the face.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-10-08
But soon
1 TipsMeme 2018-10-08
Old school Hollywood baseball
1 Allanon_2020 2018-10-08
Where the fuck are those pussy cops?
1 autistitron 2018-10-08
Staying away because the woke mayor told them to not interfere.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-08
Standing about a block down
1 911roofer 2018-10-08
They're not allowed to shoot upper-class white people :(.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-08
What the fuck was the point even?
"Haha lets bait some faggot into running us over FOR JUSTICE!!!1!!"
Jesus Christ, I would be tempted.
1 Futhermucker 2018-10-08
don't like antifa? have you tried not being fascist, sweaty?
1 Acrimony01 2018-10-08
I'd pay premium cash to see these people be transported to East Oakland and do this shit.
1 IronComrade 2018-10-08
HBO could make bank on that pay per view
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-10-08
They’re asking to be visited be a truck of peace