u/comedicsans is relatively ambivalent about mediocre socks.

1  2018-10-09 by bareballzthebitch

u/comedicsans is not a mod of extreme opinions. He chooses his footwear with disinterested aplomb. It's like he doesn't even care. But he should. Because the socks you choose reflect on you. YOur socks say who you are. Lets your socks be your voice to the world that you care about your feet. Socksoff has all the socks you need to express yourself everyday, 50% off for the whole family.

u/snallygaster actually has reasonable taste in socks, but chooses not to exercise her good judgment. Why? No one can say. Perhaps a contrarian, perhaps just indecisive. But not making a choice is still a choice. You can make the choice to get quality designer socks, in all sizes for the whole family at socksoff.

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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All those neckbeards need socks. They can get their moms to get them socks for all occasions at socksoff. Socksoff.com

Only poor people wear socks. A man with refined taste would wear a larger pair of shoes over the shoes he's wearing as socks

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I only wear one sock, and it's not on my foot.

You are not denying or confirming your relative ambiguity regarding the absolute and undeniable mediocrity of that one sock. Just think of it, you could get that one sock for 50% off, if you buy 2, at socksoff. Socksoff.com has socks for all your sock needs. Socksoff, Your source for sock. Socksoff.com

What size is your sock? 😏

LIKE A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE.

Big enough for me

Please don't make toddlers put their arms in your sock. I'll have to call the cops.

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