If you think about it, 5 grand isn't that crazy for 4 days of partying on a Caribbean island with all the alcohol and food you want. Assuming you have your own room, it's like a mini resort vacation except the activities are basically whores.
I'll put this in perspective - I went on vacation with my wife and paid for a room on a private resort in Thailand a while back. Even with the cheap ass exchange rate, I was still forking over 500 dollars a day for the room, so that's 2k out of 5k spent already. Throw in 4 days of alcohol and food, let's be generous and say 500 dollars. That's half way to the price of this ticket.
At that point you're paying like 600 dollars a day for all you can eat whores, or about 50 bucks an hour to have a whore at your beck and call every second of the time you're there.
The hookers are the gimmick, or at very least an easy way to get free advertising via controversy, you can go on these types of trips for far less. I'm going to a Dominican Republic all inclusive for like 2 grand and staying a whole week.
The hookers aren't doing a ton if heavy lifting for this trip, guys drinking unlimited booze are very much not going to be able to have that much sex, day 1 they'll last a couple hours but day 2 and 3 they're maybe doing like an hour of sex work each a day and then hanging out in a resort. They're probably making meh pay and happy to be in with the staff unlike their normal gig which is probably being flown to do the same thing on an island they aren't familiar with and could potentially get in big trouble with the staff.
I don't know if you're an inceI type but that much sex isn't really fun anymore at least my dick gets sore after a couple hours and that's not even coke sex, that's sex between cuddle breaks. The people taking up this offer aren't practicing tantric sex, they'll cum 3 times and pass out.
The sort of dudes who are like that are probably not the type to sign up for that trip, though.
There's definitely coke-fiend sex-addict guys out there that would make it a point to balance their drug usage as to stay horny without suffering too much from coke and/or whiskey dick. Some cialis/viagra combined with some party drugs in moderation and you could get a lot of damage done on a trip like this, if you had the money and were so inclined.
If the girls also drink and do coke, then forget about it--that barge becomes a floating non-stop orgy.
I stayed at the Punta Cana Be Grand Live (or some shit like that) for a week in college and I don’t recall it being this expensive. It was almost suspiciously cheap
Relatively. We were doing around $150/day which is the same ballpark I guess (and that was for a “nice” all inclusive resort as well).
I wanted to murk myself by day three of the trip I was so desperate for real nutrition and sustenance instead of the watered down fifths of whatever the fuck as soon as you wake up.
I’m sure you and your wife will have a more pleasant relaxing excursion tho. Lmk if you want any tips on being a degenerate out there
Has a lot to do with the season. I went to Punta Cana during the middle of the summer when it's hot as balls and it was $800 for 4 days, including the flight
The socialist candidate in Colombia got 41% in the last presidential election. I don't think Colombia has ever had a socialist get into the second round before actually, Colombia tends to be a very right wing nation.
It's not a bad pitch tbh. The girls kniw none if these guys is going to be able to keep having that much sex for 3 days, especially with the booze. They take turns on him and each pocket a grand for weekend leaving another 1600 for actual expenses and 1k a pop to organizers. Get this thing going 12 times a year and you're in business.
The results aren't all for her you massive racist, image search also shows threads where just her name is mentioned. To get a proper impression of her looks you should watch her opus.
I mean she stars in professionally produced Japanese pornography. The studios of course aren't going to employ underaged actors. But it's true that some actresses do look young for their age.
There might be a significant difference between being in an island paradise versus being in the place that inspired the movie Hostel, which people are willing to pay a premium for.
I feel like this is the setup for a slasher/thriller film I watched awhile back.
People go to island paradise, meet hot chicks, have a lot of sex, do a lot of blow, find out the local gangs would have preferred if they not do that blow, get kidnapped, have to fight their way back out of increasingly hellish and miserable situation.
Not that I'm against it happening again irl. Throw a bunch of horny losers together on an island, give them a shitload of cocaine and hookers, and then sic the local gangs on them. Let the cameras roll, capture the carnage, and sell it on pay-per-view. It'll sell like hotcakes!
You would think that only ugly weirdos would do this, but if youre a good looking dude with money to spare, why the fuck not? 5G's to have an orgy with a bunch smoking, boozing and druging whores who have morals so non-existant you couldn't find them with the Hubble Telescope sounds like a grand ol time. And since you look like you could already pick up chicks, you are the catch of this shit show.
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1 911roofer 2018-10-09
You have never been more right, snappy.
1 HumongousGentleman 2018-10-09
Ever the understatement
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-09
No thanks, I already have STDs
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
But you could have more STDs. Exotic $5000 STDs.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-09
Good point. I only have 149 out of 151.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-09
Don’t worry, the Gold/Silver expansion pack brings in 100 more!
1 Sojir 2018-10-09
Wait the original Pokémon were 151...
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-09
Gotta catch em all!
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-09
Unlimited STDs
1 better_bot 2018-10-09
At ~6k, that's not all that bad of a short-term debt. If you can't pay that off in a year then why are you even alive?
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-09
I don't know about you but I live for vidya and capeshit. This island appears to have neither.
hard pass.
1 LopsidedTraining8 2018-10-09
Gussy lamo
1 serial_crusher 2018-10-09
The girls in those photos are 7s at best. How bad do y'all think it'll be when you get to the island?
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-09
Yeah, well, you get what you pay for.
If you think about it, 5 grand isn't that crazy for 4 days of partying on a Caribbean island with all the alcohol and food you want. Assuming you have your own room, it's like a mini resort vacation except the activities are basically whores.
I'll put this in perspective - I went on vacation with my wife and paid for a room on a private resort in Thailand a while back. Even with the cheap ass exchange rate, I was still forking over 500 dollars a day for the room, so that's 2k out of 5k spent already. Throw in 4 days of alcohol and food, let's be generous and say 500 dollars. That's half way to the price of this ticket.
At that point you're paying like 600 dollars a day for all you can eat whores, or about 50 bucks an hour to have a whore at your beck and call every second of the time you're there.
So yeah, you're getting what you paid for.
1 error404brain 2018-10-09
Ahahahahaha. Why the fuck did you pay so much ?
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-09
Seriously, pretty sure you have to be at least 2/3 rich, paranoid and retarded to pay more than $20
1 carnivoreinyeg 2018-10-09
I like staying in hotels, not guesthouses.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-09
Paying more for a secluded spot on a private island to keep the chinese and russian tourists away.
1 error404brain 2018-10-09
Okay, it was worth it.
1 donglegoblins 2018-10-09
1 911roofer 2018-10-09
How much for one I can take him? I want clean, and refuse to pony up the extra 10000 for a virgin.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-09
Fair number of 4s in there.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
They're no Kagami Shunas for sure.
1 abasqueye 2018-10-09
I mean, I'd pay $5000 to do the whole private island thing without the hookers. That's a good deal.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-09
Yeh tbh the hookers just kill the deal. I’ll take just the island.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
You could at least play cards with them or something.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-09
Or use them to carry your surfboard.
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-09
"Behold my army of servant hookers! "
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
The hookers are the gimmick, or at very least an easy way to get free advertising via controversy, you can go on these types of trips for far less. I'm going to a Dominican Republic all inclusive for like 2 grand and staying a whole week.
The hookers aren't doing a ton if heavy lifting for this trip, guys drinking unlimited booze are very much not going to be able to have that much sex, day 1 they'll last a couple hours but day 2 and 3 they're maybe doing like an hour of sex work each a day and then hanging out in a resort. They're probably making meh pay and happy to be in with the staff unlike their normal gig which is probably being flown to do the same thing on an island they aren't familiar with and could potentially get in big trouble with the staff.
1 Called_U_A_Fag 2018-10-09
Dude, it is drug friendly....
Coke + viagra + any type of amphetamine = party
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
I don't know if you're an inceI type but that much sex isn't really fun anymore at least my dick gets sore after a couple hours and that's not even coke sex, that's sex between cuddle breaks. The people taking up this offer aren't practicing tantric sex, they'll cum 3 times and pass out.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-09
Easy money for the hookers, though. Probably way less effort than 3 days of hooking in Bogota.
1 lickedTators 2018-10-09
You don't even cuddle?
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
Did you read my comment?
1 lickedTators 2018-10-09
Why would I do that? I just want to find the best drama cuddler to make my new target.
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
I cuddle with the best of them. But I'm still trying to figure out how to sleep with my arm at a weird angle so I'm probably not the best.
1 lambeau_leapfrog 2018-10-09
Ross got u.
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
Very informative.
1 LobotomistCircu 2018-10-09
The sort of dudes who are like that are probably not the type to sign up for that trip, though.
There's definitely coke-fiend sex-addict guys out there that would make it a point to balance their drug usage as to stay horny without suffering too much from coke and/or whiskey dick. Some cialis/viagra combined with some party drugs in moderation and you could get a lot of damage done on a trip like this, if you had the money and were so inclined.
If the girls also drink and do coke, then forget about it--that barge becomes a floating non-stop orgy.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
You could probably last quite a while on amphetamine, amphetamine makes you like get bizarrely obsessed with having the best orgasm possible.
1 IzzyNobre 2018-10-09
2k USD? You're overpaying, my man
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
Seems to be the going rate of all inclusive options during the time frame.
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-10-09
I stayed at the Punta Cana Be Grand Live (or some shit like that) for a week in college and I don’t recall it being this expensive. It was almost suspiciously cheap
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
You think $250/day for all the booze and food at a nice resort is expensive? I get that things are cheaper there but that's pretty cheap.
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-10-09
Relatively. We were doing around $150/day which is the same ballpark I guess (and that was for a “nice” all inclusive resort as well).
I wanted to murk myself by day three of the trip I was so desperate for real nutrition and sustenance instead of the watered down fifths of whatever the fuck as soon as you wake up.
I’m sure you and your wife will have a more pleasant relaxing excursion tho. Lmk if you want any tips on being a degenerate out there
1 LobotomistCircu 2018-10-09
Has a lot to do with the season. I went to Punta Cana during the middle of the summer when it's hot as balls and it was $800 for 4 days, including the flight
1 carnivoreinyeg 2018-10-09
It depends on the time of year, and the quality of resort you stay at.
You can stay at a resort that is $750 for a week in the summer and it will be 3k over christmas.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-10-09
No deal, you gotta nail the hookers. Also it's £5,000 which is about $6,500.
1 TruthPains 2018-10-09
You don't have to fuck the hookers, you know.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-09
Yeah i was reading and was more whoah unlimited food I'm in
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-09
I’m loving the Colombians bitching about that’s not the image they want their country to represent.
I’m so sorry for them, the image of a country overrun with socialist guerrilas, drug lords, and crippling poverty is definitely better.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-10-09
Naw, now it's the right-wing guerillas they previously used to get rid of the left-wing guerillas.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-09
Fuck I forgot about that.
Ok, let’s get some socialists together and set them loose on the right-wing.
That works right?
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-09
Ah that's the beauty of it. Come winter through gorillas all freeze to death.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-10-09
what socialists, lol
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
The socialist candidate in Colombia got 41% in the last presidential election. I don't think Colombia has ever had a socialist get into the second round before actually, Colombia tends to be a very right wing nation.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-10-09
I was trying to make a joke about the right-wing militias killing then all off. Augh, jeez!
1 GrenouilleLaide 2018-10-09
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
1 georgeapg 2018-10-09
See, they are always improving.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
Yeah now instead of killing people and giving money to the poor, they just kill people.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
FARC had cuck leadership, this is what you get.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
FARC had cuck leadership, this is what you get.
1 throwawayact69 2018-10-09
Still better than commie Venezuela
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-09
Not the highest bar, fam.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
In about 10 years Brazilians are going to wish they were Venezuelan.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-09
Not sure Colombians they expected to happen when they made Escobar into some kind of fucked up folk hero.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-10-09
Why the fuck am I just hearing about this now?
1 Gtyyler 2018-10-09
Just like it was written in the Quran
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-10-09
Mashallah
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-10-09
What happens when they both hate the dude? 6k and notta.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-09
False advertising
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
You don't understand.
YOU are supplying the bussy.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-09
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-09
Poor straight people, needing to specify which of their vacations are sex vacations
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-10-09
It must be a pretty sweet gig to get unlimited dicks and drugs.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-10-09
Don’t do drugs kids
Incidentally I’m banned from r/Colombia
1 Manchu_Fist 2018-10-09
Inb4 fyrefest 2. Std boogaloo.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
Apparently this isn't the first time they've done it. Also, probably much more manageable with only 30 ticket holders.
1 randomincel2018 2018-10-09
Daily reminder that Chad does this for free
1 aqouta 2018-10-09
It's not a bad pitch tbh. The girls kniw none if these guys is going to be able to keep having that much sex for 3 days, especially with the booze. They take turns on him and each pocket a grand for weekend leaving another 1600 for actual expenses and 1k a pop to organizers. Get this thing going 12 times a year and you're in business.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
Do they also have attractive prostitutes?
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
Not the kind you're interested in my friend.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
They should hire Kagami Shuna. She's cute and I hear she's pimping herself out these days. Shame she's so far away.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
Googled her. Why does she look like an actual child in some pics, and around 25 tops in others?
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
The results aren't all for her you massive racist, image search also shows threads where just her name is mentioned. To get a proper impression of her looks you should watch her opus.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-09
Sorry, my docket this season is full and I am still catching up from last season.
1 Destirigon 2018-10-09
Give us a link please.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
I've been banned for less. You can just google her name, there's many vids of her on various streaming sites. Personally I like javfor.me
1 Destirigon 2018-10-09
How can you get banned for linking porn, wtf. She's an adult, right? So it's totally fine.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
of course she is. I've been banned for linking porn here before, also of an adult woman, I'm not sure why.
1 Destirigon 2018-10-09
Not that "of course".
Anyways, thanks for that streaming site recommendation, I'll give her a look tonight.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
I mean she stars in professionally produced Japanese pornography. The studios of course aren't going to employ underaged actors. But it's true that some actresses do look young for their age.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
/u/YameteOtosanItai looking for the perfect prostitute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrBB1FTb5VY
1 HadakaApron 2018-10-09
"Now one of the things I like doing most, is bangin' hoors. I go out and I bang a lot of hoors."
1 throwawayact69 2018-10-09
Lmao, you could book 2 girls for 15 euros in Bulgaria. Probably rent a nice as hotel and a boat on the cheap. These guys are getting suckered
1 UmmahSultan 2018-10-09
There might be a significant difference between being in an island paradise versus being in the place that inspired the movie Hostel, which people are willing to pay a premium for.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-09
The difference is that you would have to pay me five grand to go to Bulgaria.
1 QinEmperor 2018-10-09
lmao
1 0987654231 2018-10-09
The other 4985 is so you wake up with your kidneys intact
1 Greatpointbut 2018-10-09
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-09
Lol saw that too was like phwoarrr
1 aef823 2018-10-09
So fyre festival, with blackjack and hookers.
1 e-guy 2018-10-09
I feel like this is the setup for a slasher/thriller film I watched awhile back.
People go to island paradise, meet hot chicks, have a lot of sex, do a lot of blow, find out the local gangs would have preferred if they not do that blow, get kidnapped, have to fight their way back out of increasingly hellish and miserable situation.
Not that I'm against it happening again irl. Throw a bunch of horny losers together on an island, give them a shitload of cocaine and hookers, and then sic the local gangs on them. Let the cameras roll, capture the carnage, and sell it on pay-per-view. It'll sell like hotcakes!
1 ferretesquire 2018-10-09
Also the plot of Farcry 3
1 carnivoreinyeg 2018-10-09
That's almost $7,000 USD.
Do people know you can just take $7,000 to any central american country or SE asian country and do this without 29 other dudes around?
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-09
You would think that only ugly weirdos would do this, but if youre a good looking dude with money to spare, why the fuck not? 5G's to have an orgy with a bunch smoking, boozing and druging whores who have morals so non-existant you couldn't find them with the Hubble Telescope sounds like a grand ol time. And since you look like you could already pick up chicks, you are the catch of this shit show.