But this is fibromyalgia, a chronic pain condition with no known cause and unclear pathophysiology (no one knows what functional changes in the body cause its manifestation).
Ackshually fibromyalgia has typically been self-diagnosed because it doesn’t show up in scans until recent PET scans and doctors hate learning new shit. Basically, it’s a newly recognized disease but Kavanaugh can’t give it to you because it isn’t an STD.
are you sure it's real? because i've never once met a single person who claims to have it who wasn't an attention whoring asshole who also had a billion other self-diagnosed illnesses that usually amounted to "i'm really fat and lazy and also want to use it as an excuse to make sure everyone is watching me when i have a """flare up""""
My mom has it. Shes not fat at all, but its been diagnosed for a couple of years now. It sucks, sometimes if it flares up real bad she might have to stay in bed because of the pain.
The only person I ever met with it was a profoundly quiet and hard working Englishman who was like 113lbs and going to college while supporting a family.
Fibromialgia is one of the worst diagnoses in existence. It is a diagnosis of exclusion that relies entirely on patient reported symptoms. There is nothing you can find on imaging or exam that will support it.
It also affects almost exclusively white, middle aged, middle class women. Admittedly I'm only a med student, but I have never seen a case that didn't match that description. They also commonly have comorbid mild psych disorders like depression or anxiety. And they report unreasonable things like 10/10 pain while sitting there talking to you.
Because it being completely in their heads is still a "real" condition, even if it's not in the way they think. They still feel symptoms and stuff, it just has a psychological cause instead of physical one.
There is evidence for it actually. It's just applying that on an individual patient basis it's incredibly unsatisfying. So we're pretty confident something exists, it's just we're never sure if any given patient actually has it.
Then you get to be apart of the elite opioid twitter. Where you get to tell doctors on the Internet they’re animals for tapering you off your 2000mg/ day opioid habit
Fibromyalgia is the catch all. It’s a pain, but you can’t describe really where it is, or how it feels, and thus basically is untreatable. Unless you’re apart of the opioid wave that’s pissed they’re being tapered.
I’m not saying it isn’t a real condition, but saying something caused a ‘flair up’ is basically you saying you’d be down to get some pill Rx’s, or you want attention. You thinking that you might get a ‘flare up’ is enough to convince you of a ‘flare up’.
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… we have a small favour to ask. More people are reading the Guardian than ever but advertising revenues across the media are falling fast. And unlike many news organisations, we haven’t put up a paywall – we want to keep our journalism as open as we can. So you can see why we need to ask for your help.
The Guardian is editorially independent, meaning we set our own agenda. Our journalism is free from commercial bias and not influenced by billionaire owners, politicians or shareholders. No one edits our Editor. No one steers our opinion. This is important because it enables us to give a voice to the voiceless, challenge the powerful and hold them to account. It’s what makes us different to so many others in the media, at a time when factual, honest reporting is critical.
If everyone who reads our reporting, who likes it, helps to support it, our future would be much more secure. For as little as $1, you can support the Guardian – and it only takes a minute. Thank you.
While I enjoy mocking ridiculous Guardian articles as much as the next aspie on r/drama, they’re really pretty solid for a free online paper. ABC is good in Australia, not sure what you guys can get stateside.
Guardian is basically buzzfeed at this point. A bunch of feminazi clickbait and some smug assholes who sniff their own farts trying to shill for 'asians'.
Except buzzfeed is really trying to become a serious new source, and the guardian is reduced to sucking up to hipsters and begging them for pity-money.
Fibromyalgia is a real disorder but it's literally the end result of bad health habits: weak muscles and fatigue from never working out, terrible sleep habits, and bad diet. It's not real in the sense that people treat it like Crohn's or something "oh I had a flare up today" or "I can't do X because I have fibromyalgia poor me" - expecting people to accommodate the consequences of you being a lazy sack of shit like it's a permanent disability.
A small number of people might have a neurological disorder. Since the term is a catch-all and the treatment is the same anyway though, it's impossible to separate them from people like Sister Fister who are looking for attention.
Yeah, out of the biggest social websites, Reddit's historically been the most accepting of it up until the admins shut down every zoophilia (even non-pornographic) related subreddit around four months. Most us just congregate on Telegram and obscure independent internet forums now.
We actually did a solid amount of work when it comes to protecting animal safety on /r/zoophilia. Since it was one of the first websites to come up when you searched related terms on Google, we'd be able to get a fair amount of people asking dumb questions like "hi i'm 16 and really horny, should i stick my dick in my small dog's asshole?" and talk them down from doing so. Now they end up on sites that care less about that sort of thing.
This is important because it enables us to give a voice to the voiceless, challenge the powerful and hold them to account. It’s what makes us different to so many others in the media, at a time when factual, honest reporting is critical.
but white men run the world and face no adversity in their lives.. why would we bother caring about a white woman (gross and annoying) telling us to fuck off?
Imagine being hated by white men, black women, asian men and women and arab women and having black men and arab men see you as nothing more than an easy slut to rape.
Not too fun now that mayo gussy is being caught up in the anti-white rhetoric is it?
Welcome to having been a white guy for the last four years, the patriarchy convenes on Thursday (coz Thor was manly af), item one on the agenda is and always be how to get away with rape, we dont allow nigraz, wetbacks or gooks and the only 'woman' allowed in is, strangely enough, a tranny.
Dunham awoke. Her fingers crusted over with the dried juices of her sister's love-hole. Odd. She thought to herself. She had fallen into a deep hibernation while knuckle-deep in her incestuous Grace, but the groomed lass was nowhere to be found.
Dunham rolled over onto the other side of what could once have been considered a bed. Discarded, moldy Soylent cartons that had embedded themselves into her back folds began to break free. The crumbs of gluten-free crackers spread amongst the sheets as if sprinkles upon a pistachio sundae.
Her claw-like hand reached over to unplug to iPhone. Where could she have gone? Panic began to rise in her. Exerting herself, she unlocked her phone and loaded-up Twitter. Beads of sweat starting to develop on her brow, she looked at the Top Trending section for Worldwide Tweets.
No. No this cannot be. Anger arose in her. She attempted to form a fist with her swollen and sister-crusted finger. She closed the app, every pore in her body leaking out sweat.
Launching Instagram, she began to furiously tap away at the keyboard of her device. They. Must. Focus. On. Me She huffed and puffed at herself. The sweat from her pores form a gel-like substance around her mass. The gluten-free cracker crumbs, no longer resembling sprinkles, but more like glitter on a Tuesday afternoon stripper. The veins in her neck became bulbous. She had exerted herself too quickly and for far too long. A sharp pain shout throughout her body to her cankerous feet.
She stuck her globose hand, the crusted juices of her sister now jellifying, into her mouth. Relief. At least. They will remember me. Her vision starting to get hazy, Dunham dropped her phone and collapsed, nearly passing out from the exertion. This had not been her first brush with death and she was certain it would not be her last.
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The Guardian has been going to fucking shit ever since the online started up. Even the newspaper has been infected with it, one of the reasons I stopped buying it many moons ago. Can only read about the pussy pant suit so many times before I question the direction of the rag.
We've been over this; gators discovered time travel. They're actually responsible for every atrocity in history. Truly there is nothing more evil and full of hate than a gamer.
i unironically think gamergate is the reason why there's so many young republicans and why the party came to life again. no one has a good explanation why it didnt
...actually isn't funny or nice: no seriously... she sexually assaulted her own infant sibling when she was in her teens in a truly horrid way and then wrote about it in her awful book as if it were somehow a funny story. Truly awful woman, deserves every bad thing that happens to her.
An editor had to approve that this be published somewhere
If you felt physically sick at Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment to the supreme court, you are not alone. Lena Dunham, the writer and star of the HBO series Girls, links a flare-up of her fibromyalgia to Dr Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations of Kavanaugh’s abuse. She told her Instagram followers: “It felt like every cell in my neck was singing … Yesterday, I felt like I was suspended in gel, and when I meditated a line of pain zipped from my neck to my foot.” With such a collection of symptoms, Dunham admits: “It’s hard to shake the feeling I am crazy.” But this is fibromyalgia, a chronic pain condition with no known cause and unclear pathophysiology (no one knows what functional changes in the body cause its manifestation). Symptoms include widespread muscle pain and tenderness, headaches, tingling and numbness in the limbs, overwhelming fatigue and discomfort with light or noise. People with fibromyalgia are often hypersensitive to painful stimuli and women are affected more than men.
So could Dunham’s fibromyalgia have been “reactivated”, as she claims, by the stress of Kavanaugh’s appointment? The condition is thought to be a central nervous system disorder of pain regulation. That people with fibromyalgia are hypersensitive suggests that the brain is not processing pain properly. It fails to distinguish between what should and should not hurt.
Lena Dunham has total hysterectomy because of endometriosis
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Genetics are partly to blame, with siblings of those with fibromyalgia being more than 13 times times more likely to have the condition than those without. But the evidence for stress acting as a trigger is “scarce and rather conflicting”, according to Belgian researchers. Some studies show that people with Fibromyalgia are more likely than others to have experienced childhood sexual, physical or emotional abuse. One study found no increase in symptoms of fibromyalgia after the New York terror attacks but concluded that only stressors with a “strong personal significance” might trigger or reactivate the condition. So Dunham isn’t “crazy” – she really may feel this appointment so personally that it’s physically painful.
I am only an amateur gynacologist, not a marine biologist, but my opinion is that she got this from stress from her literally shaking about if and when her days as a sister fister come back to bite her in the ass. Still, this news is only good for dramacoin.
If conservatives actually planted someone to pose as a liberal to make them look bad, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and Dunham.
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
169 comments
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-10-09
LEAVE 👏LENA👏AND👏HER👏 SELF 👏DIAGNOSED 👏 PAIN👏CONDITION 👏 ALONE 👏
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-09
Ackshually fibromyalgia has typically been self-diagnosed because it doesn’t show up in scans until recent PET scans and doctors hate learning new shit. Basically, it’s a newly recognized disease but Kavanaugh can’t give it to you because it isn’t an STD.
1 d-amazo 2018-10-09
are you sure it's real? because i've never once met a single person who claims to have it who wasn't an attention whoring asshole who also had a billion other self-diagnosed illnesses that usually amounted to "i'm really fat and lazy and also want to use it as an excuse to make sure everyone is watching me when i have a """flare up""""
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-09
My ex has it
1 genericunimportant 2018-10-09
They already said fat
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-09
She’s not fat
1 genericunimportant 2018-10-09
Okay
1 TransexualWeiner 2018-10-09
(x)
1 ComradeDogeTV 2018-10-09
My mom has it. Shes not fat at all, but its been diagnosed for a couple of years now. It sucks, sometimes if it flares up real bad she might have to stay in bed because of the pain.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-09
The only person I ever met with it was a profoundly quiet and hard working Englishman who was like 113lbs and going to college while supporting a family.
Your experience doesn’t align with mine.
1 wowbagger88 2018-10-09
With inbred English genes, you really have no idea what's causing his pain.
1 TransexualWeiner 2018-10-09
it's not real, it's a fake condition for middle class white women, just like chronic fatigue.
1 freet0 2018-10-09
Fibromialgia is one of the worst diagnoses in existence. It is a diagnosis of exclusion that relies entirely on patient reported symptoms. There is nothing you can find on imaging or exam that will support it.
It also affects almost exclusively white, middle aged, middle class women. Admittedly I'm only a med student, but I have never seen a case that didn't match that description. They also commonly have comorbid mild psych disorders like depression or anxiety. And they report unreasonable things like 10/10 pain while sitting there talking to you.
1 cryptonewsguy 2018-10-09
I know where its location is, the brain. Its psychosymatic.
1 headasplodes 2018-10-09
How is it even considered a real thing then because it sounds like there's no evidence it actually exists
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-09
Because it being completely in their heads is still a "real" condition, even if it's not in the way they think. They still feel symptoms and stuff, it just has a psychological cause instead of physical one.
1 freet0 2018-10-09
There is evidence for it actually. It's just applying that on an individual patient basis it's incredibly unsatisfying. So we're pretty confident something exists, it's just we're never sure if any given patient actually has it.
1 MazzyFo 2018-10-09
Reason #1 why I decided going into a pain fellowship wasn’t for me lol. FUCK dealing with fibromyalgia patients
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-09
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-10-09
She could alway become an opioid addict to deal with the pain.
1 almondicecream 2018-10-09
I thought that was the point of having fibromylagia
1 MazzyFo 2018-10-09
Then you get to be apart of the elite opioid twitter. Where you get to tell doctors on the Internet they’re animals for tapering you off your 2000mg/ day opioid habit
1 MazzyFo 2018-10-09
Fibromyalgia is the catch all. It’s a pain, but you can’t describe really where it is, or how it feels, and thus basically is untreatable. Unless you’re apart of the opioid wave that’s pissed they’re being tapered.
I’m not saying it isn’t a real condition, but saying something caused a ‘flair up’ is basically you saying you’d be down to get some pill Rx’s, or you want attention. You thinking that you might get a ‘flare up’ is enough to convince you of a ‘flare up’.
Yes I did exhaust my quotation mark supply there
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1 princess_y_fronts 2018-10-09
Since you’re here…
… we have a small favour to ask. More people are reading the Guardian than ever but advertising revenues across the media are falling fast. And unlike many news organisations, we haven’t put up a paywall – we want to keep our journalism as open as we can. So you can see why we need to ask for your help.
The Guardian is editorially independent, meaning we set our own agenda. Our journalism is free from commercial bias and not influenced by billionaire owners, politicians or shareholders. No one edits our Editor. No one steers our opinion. This is important because it enables us to give a voice to the voiceless, challenge the powerful and hold them to account. It’s what makes us different to so many others in the media, at a time when factual, honest reporting is critical.
If everyone who reads our reporting, who likes it, helps to support it, our future would be much more secure. For as little as $1, you can support the Guardian – and it only takes a minute. Thank you.
1 Mr_Methallylescaline 2018-10-09
Hard pass.
1 princess_y_fronts 2018-10-09
Why do you hate unbiased, honest, factual journalism ? are you some sort of gamergeter ?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-09
Yes 🐊🐊🐊
1 questionablyrotten 2018-10-09
Omg u nazi
1 princess_y_fronts 2018-10-09
don't target him or he'll raise up!
1 leva549 2018-10-09
game players raise up
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-09
BOTTOM TEXT ✊✊✊
1 1alian 2018-10-09
Dont worry, he's gonna level up using Lena
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-09
Ewwww....
1 FeelThatBern 2018-10-09
that means hes going to cold cock her for being a grill gamer
1 sean1212000 2018-10-09
Really?
1 Mr_Methallylescaline 2018-10-09
I gamergate and masturbate. That is my life.
1 grecograppler 2018-10-09
While I enjoy mocking ridiculous Guardian articles as much as the next aspie on r/drama, they’re really pretty solid for a free online paper. ABC is good in Australia, not sure what you guys can get stateside.
1 Mr_Methallylescaline 2018-10-09
I'm not from the U.S. but PBS is pretty good.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-10-09
Literally hundreds of sites better then the Guardian
Imagine how shitty you have to be to get dumbstered by buzzfeed like this
https://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/peak-guardian-2015
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-09
https://i.imgur.com/gPPjSUm.jpg
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-09
It's like these vapid hipster white women feel the need to publish every dumb self-absorbed conversation they ever had at brunch
1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-10-09
Buzzfeed calling out the Guardian takes some balls, though.
1 nithingpole 2018-10-09
BuzzFeed is more honest about what it is
1 ThatDamnedImp 2018-10-09
Guardian is basically buzzfeed at this point. A bunch of feminazi clickbait and some smug assholes who sniff their own farts trying to shill for 'asians'.
1 its_never_lupus 2018-10-09
Except buzzfeed is really trying to become a serious new source, and the guardian is reduced to sucking up to hipsters and begging them for pity-money.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-10-09
Compared to stuff written by Australians, anything looks good.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-10-09
I did some free bug testing for them.
I tried to enter a negative number.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-10-09
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-09
Hey! It's about as real as any other self diagnosed mental illness!
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-09
The first result when googling fibromyalgia is from a site called Mayo Clinic. Huh.
1 carthoris26 2018-10-09
Fibromyalgia is a real disorder but it's literally the end result of bad health habits: weak muscles and fatigue from never working out, terrible sleep habits, and bad diet. It's not real in the sense that people treat it like Crohn's or something "oh I had a flare up today" or "I can't do X because I have fibromyalgia poor me" - expecting people to accommodate the consequences of you being a lazy sack of shit like it's a permanent disability.
A small number of people might have a neurological disorder. Since the term is a catch-all and the treatment is the same anyway though, it's impossible to separate them from people like Sister Fister who are looking for attention.
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2018-10-09
I believe it's also often thought to be a Somatoform disorder.
Which is to say all that stuff you mentioned leads to depression and depression leads to random pain.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-09
Yeah that's where all the mayo nonsense goes
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-09
Yeah, out of the biggest social websites, Reddit's historically been the most accepting of it up until the admins shut down every zoophilia (even non-pornographic) related subreddit around four months. Most us just congregate on Telegram and obscure independent internet forums now.
We actually did a solid amount of work when it comes to protecting animal safety on /r/zoophilia. Since it was one of the first websites to come up when you searched related terms on Google, we'd be able to get a fair amount of people asking dumb questions like "hi i'm 16 and really horny, should i stick my dick in my small dog's asshole?" and talk them down from doing so. Now they end up on sites that care less about that sort of thing.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-09
JFC
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-09
The Guardian manages to be less honest than the bums they’re competing for my dollar with.
1 nithingpole 2018-10-09
The Guardian used to be a regular liberal-left British rag. WTF happened to turn them into hand wringing fruits?
1 agenderphobe 2018-10-09
You sound like someone interested in ethics in journalism. This implies you are a rapist, I believe.
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-09
“How can I make this about me?” Dunham wondered, a thought she woke up to and fell asleep to every day of her life.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-09
White women lmao
1 dedragon40 2018-10-09
They were a mistake
1 lionmom 2018-10-09
As a white woman, fuck off.
1 kentuckyfriedhoe 2018-10-09
oooo she mad yall
1 HulkHogan_88 2018-10-09
White women lmao
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-09
Imagine waking up as a mayo good lmao
1 ButtersBootyBounty 2018-10-09
Oooooh that's what I was smelling! Yuck! Check your PH levels!
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-09
Eww
1 -absolutego- 2018-10-09
Don't worry sweaty an evening of Handmaid's Tale and some box wine will set you straight
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-09
Eww, the goras are getting uppity.
1 jimmahdean 2018-10-09
Taking /r/drama seriously smfh
1 shallowm 2018-10-09
/r/drama is serious business though
1 Sir_Panache 2018-10-09
send bobs n vagene pls
1 dedragon40 2018-10-09
When your white ass gets dabbed on so you pull the gender thing
1 shallowm 2018-10-09
a
1 shallowm 2018-10-09
a
1 mramisuzuki 2018-10-09
Ho3 you know realize this thread is fake right?
1 shallowm 2018-10-09
What did you mean by this?
1 skinnymichaelmoore 2018-10-09
but white men run the world and face no adversity in their lives.. why would we bother caring about a white woman (gross and annoying) telling us to fuck off?
1 EternalVangardAutist 2018-10-09
yes :(
1 jubbergun 2018-10-09
If you're going to insist on ruining /r/Drama with your gussy, at least have the courtesy to know your memes when you post.
1 Aivias 2018-10-09
Imagine being hated by white men, black women, asian men and women and arab women and having black men and arab men see you as nothing more than an easy slut to rape.
1 lionmom 2018-10-09
I imagine it daily actually. I’ve given birth to a white son and I worry about his future every single day.
But if my son behaved like most of the assholes who commented here or downvoted me, I’d be ashamed.
1 Aivias 2018-10-09
DUDE LAMO
Not too fun now that mayo gussy is being caught up in the anti-white rhetoric is it?
Welcome to having been a white guy for the last four years, the patriarchy convenes on Thursday (coz Thor was manly af), item one on the agenda is and always be how to get away with rape, we dont allow nigraz, wetbacks or gooks and the only 'woman' allowed in is, strangely enough, a tranny.
1 lionmom 2018-10-09
Yeah, you're the type of dude who gives the rest of white men a bad name.
1 Aivias 2018-10-09
Dont you have a black guy to fetishise and demean?
1 TransexualWeiner 2018-10-09
exhibit A ladies and gents.
1 911roofer 2018-10-09
Unfortunately, for us at least, she doesn't have anorexia.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-09
(((Lena Dunham))) lmao
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2018-10-09
I think it’s more of a Hollywood thing. I live here and 100% support nuking it to the ground
1 skinnymichaelmoore 2018-10-09
we need a fucking recall on white women. they are clearly defective.
1 lionmom 2018-10-09
Laughed so much at this. I don't understand her popularity ...at all.
1 SpineEater 2018-10-09
She makes Uggos feel like they aren’t worthless
1 EWDnutz 2018-10-09
I don't get it either. Is her show really that good?
1 redditor080917 2018-10-09
Dunham awoke. Her fingers crusted over with the dried juices of her sister's love-hole. Odd. She thought to herself. She had fallen into a deep hibernation while knuckle-deep in her incestuous Grace, but the groomed lass was nowhere to be found.
Dunham rolled over onto the other side of what could once have been considered a bed. Discarded, moldy Soylent cartons that had embedded themselves into her back folds began to break free. The crumbs of gluten-free crackers spread amongst the sheets as if sprinkles upon a pistachio sundae.
Her claw-like hand reached over to unplug to iPhone. Where could she have gone? Panic began to rise in her. Exerting herself, she unlocked her phone and loaded-up Twitter. Beads of sweat starting to develop on her brow, she looked at the Top Trending section for Worldwide Tweets.
No. No this cannot be. Anger arose in her. She attempted to form a fist with her swollen and sister-crusted finger. She closed the app, every pore in her body leaking out sweat.
Launching Instagram, she began to furiously tap away at the keyboard of her device. They. Must. Focus. On. Me She huffed and puffed at herself. The sweat from her pores form a gel-like substance around her mass. The gluten-free cracker crumbs, no longer resembling sprinkles, but more like glitter on a Tuesday afternoon stripper. The veins in her neck became bulbous. She had exerted herself too quickly and for far too long. A sharp pain shout throughout her body to her cankerous feet.
She stuck her globose hand, the crusted juices of her sister now jellifying, into her mouth. Relief. At least. They will remember me. Her vision starting to get hazy, Dunham dropped her phone and collapsed, nearly passing out from the exertion. This had not been her first brush with death and she was certain it would not be her last.
1 OfHyenas 2018-10-09
Cersei TWoW chapters are looking great!
1 MazzyFo 2018-10-09
😂😂 I can see it lmao
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-09
10/10
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-10-09
All those words won't make daddy come back.
1 redditor080917 2018-10-09
I wanna be a mod.
1 Sir_Panache 2018-10-09
assuming thats not copypasta you should be
1 MissionNobody 2018-10-09
That's where you're wrong. It's sub tradition around here that mods don't ever contribute with good content.
1 Sir_Panache 2018-10-09
thats not true. Snallyposts are good content
1 MissionNobody 2018-10-09
Snally? More like smelly! Am I right or what?
1 Sir_Panache 2018-10-09
no!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-09
uwu/10
1 mramisuzuki 2018-10-09
Came, here, for, this.
1 still_futile 2018-10-09
This made gaffaw and vomit. It made me gafvomit
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-10-09
F
1 redditor080917 2018-10-09
FUCK DELETE THS RIGH TNOW
1 redditor080917 2018-10-09
MODS MODS MODS MODS
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-10-09
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-09
Imagine giving a shit about this enough to publish an article about it.
Yikes!!
1 tcpip4lyfe 2018-10-09
Gotta get them clicks fam.
1 SkipperPauline 2018-10-09
The Guardian has been going to fucking shit ever since the online started up. Even the newspaper has been infected with it, one of the reasons I stopped buying it many moons ago. Can only read about the pussy pant suit so many times before I question the direction of the rag.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-09
Kavanaugh out there mentally raping women without even trying. Total Chad
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-09
Brett Chauvinaugh 😍
1 nithingpole 2018-10-09
High school all over again
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-09
by seeing the name Kavanaugh, he has gone into your mind without consent
the man is on a rape rampage and must be stopped
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-09
Hear me out...
It's as easy as 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = math is a social construct.
Is there no evil that Gamergate is not responsible for?
1 dedragon40 2018-10-09
Ohh, now I get why KIA constantly post the most game-irrelevant right wing talking points. It really was about ethics in journalism all along.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-09
How many times has veronica friendzoned you fellow gaymer? Bottom text. lel.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-09
More like 1+1+1+1=math is ideological slavery created by whte mn (allah forgive me for such an utterance) to oppress beautiful women of color.
1 Sojir 2018-10-09
Yikes! It is melaninated femmes. You speak like a nazoid.
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-10-09
Boomers should never have been allowed on reddit smh
1 skinnymichaelmoore 2018-10-09
Pretty sure Gamergate didn't cause AIDS. However, with AIDS 2 likely coming out soon, we shouldn't speak too soon
1 headasplodes 2018-10-09
We've been over this; gators discovered time travel. They're actually responsible for every atrocity in history. Truly there is nothing more evil and full of hate than a gamer.
1 demoloition 2018-10-09
i unironically think gamergate is the reason why there's so many young republicans and why the party came to life again. no one has a good explanation why it didnt
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-09
Is that the sister fister
1 whiskerbiscuit17 2018-10-09
It is indeed sister fister
1 just-a-little-a-lot 2018-10-09
I’m so out of the loop what are the juicy deets here? 💦
1 starlight_chaser 2018-10-09
Really? Well ok. She stuck pebbles into her toddler sister’s vagina when she was a kid, and other weird exploratory stuff that she believes is normal.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-10-09
Her name is Sister Fister
Cos she is a Sister Fister
That's the name we give her
Due to molesting her own sister
And she wasn't just a fister:
Pebbles she put in her
Then she wrote about it in her book
For everyone to stare and look
And everyone to think and tut
"Isn't that a bit fucked up?"
But it seems a point that missed her
That being a sister fister
...actually isn't funny or nice: no seriously... she sexually assaulted her own infant sibling when she was in her teens in a truly horrid way and then wrote about it in her awful book as if it were somehow a funny story. Truly awful woman, deserves every bad thing that happens to her.
1 whiskerbiscuit17 2018-10-09
She wrote a book or something and admitted to diddling her little sister
1 MayoIsSpicy 2018-10-09
B A S E D P E B B L E S
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-09
She is unwell
1 Diedjies 2018-10-09
Its her body telling her not to reproduce to expedite the mayocide.
1 skinnymichaelmoore 2018-10-09
she's a disgrace to the white race.
1 polddit 2018-10-09
(((white))) race
1 MuffDiversLocal69 2018-10-09
Triggered - muh feels
1 Doriphor 2018-10-09
Probably because she’s a rapist 🤔
1 911roofer 2018-10-09
I thought they banned me?
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
Actual Guardian article
An editor had to approve that this be published somewhere
If you felt physically sick at Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment to the supreme court, you are not alone. Lena Dunham, the writer and star of the HBO series Girls, links a flare-up of her fibromyalgia to Dr Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations of Kavanaugh’s abuse. She told her Instagram followers: “It felt like every cell in my neck was singing … Yesterday, I felt like I was suspended in gel, and when I meditated a line of pain zipped from my neck to my foot.” With such a collection of symptoms, Dunham admits: “It’s hard to shake the feeling I am crazy.” But this is fibromyalgia, a chronic pain condition with no known cause and unclear pathophysiology (no one knows what functional changes in the body cause its manifestation). Symptoms include widespread muscle pain and tenderness, headaches, tingling and numbness in the limbs, overwhelming fatigue and discomfort with light or noise. People with fibromyalgia are often hypersensitive to painful stimuli and women are affected more than men.
So could Dunham’s fibromyalgia have been “reactivated”, as she claims, by the stress of Kavanaugh’s appointment? The condition is thought to be a central nervous system disorder of pain regulation. That people with fibromyalgia are hypersensitive suggests that the brain is not processing pain properly. It fails to distinguish between what should and should not hurt.
Lena Dunham has total hysterectomy because of endometriosis Read more Genetics are partly to blame, with siblings of those with fibromyalgia being more than 13 times times more likely to have the condition than those without. But the evidence for stress acting as a trigger is “scarce and rather conflicting”, according to Belgian researchers. Some studies show that people with Fibromyalgia are more likely than others to have experienced childhood sexual, physical or emotional abuse. One study found no increase in symptoms of fibromyalgia after the New York terror attacks but concluded that only stressors with a “strong personal significance” might trigger or reactivate the condition. So Dunham isn’t “crazy” – she really may feel this appointment so personally that it’s physically painful.
1 MG87 2018-10-09
If "Daddy" was female, he'd be this broad
1 darth_tiffany 2018-10-09
Hello actual news sites can you please stop writing articles about people whose sole activity is posting online thanks
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-09
Wow, rude
It's as real as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Morgellon's
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-09
🤔🤔🤔
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-09
fibromyalgia is a made up disease meant for stay at home mothers to earn an extra income by scamming SSDI.
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-10-09
Riiiight....
1 respaaaaaj 2018-10-09
She just got so excited to have a fellow sex offender on the supreme court.
1 CoreyORD 2018-10-09
I Lena had only followed through on her threat to move to Canada, this wouldn't be an issue.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-10-09
God if I never have to hear about "Pebbles" painful vagina again than I will be a happier person.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-09
testing
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-10-09
I fell asleep on my office chair at work with my head sideways and now I have a pain in my neck.
I blame Lena Dunham.
1 MightiestEwok 2018-10-09
Fibromyalgia is code for 'we both know you're faking just fuck off'
1 Gtyyler 2018-10-09
I am only an amateur gynacologist, not a marine biologist, but my opinion is that she got this from stress from her literally shaking about if and when her days as a sister fister come back to bite her in the ass. Still, this news is only good for dramacoin.
1 OFJehuty 2018-10-09
The girl admits to molesting her sister and then has the balls to be upset about kavanaugh
1 FeelThatBern 2018-10-09
1 TrumpPunksChumps 2018-10-09
Looks like someone needed. New painkiller prescription
1 REEEorderTheThots 2018-10-09
o, lazy-bitch-itis
1 mramisuzuki 2018-10-09
Kavanaugh must have that long pipe to cause that kind of pain.
1 Altairlio 2018-10-09
If poor genetics are to blame does that mean she’s the product of incest
1 confusedblues 2018-10-09
If conservatives actually planted someone to pose as a liberal to make them look bad, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and Dunham.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-09
Yes, it is. For all of us.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-10-09
fibromyalgia is simply 21st century hysteria
1 znaXTdWhGV 2018-10-09
too bad it isn't lethal
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-09
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.
1 jubbergun 2018-10-09
I like to imagine that God thought modern people needed an example of what a person shouldn't be and created Lena Dunham to fill that void.