I need somebody's help

1  2018-10-09 by SHIT_FAUCET_

I keep getting stuck at the part of the game where it says push start and I push start but then the screen just flickers and the music starts over and I think I just died but it I don't see my character on screen and I notice that the power light on the nes keeps turning on and off and I think to myself "wow, this must be a really challenging game to affect the flow of power to the system" which is crazy because game cartridges should not be able push plastic buttons especially since they don't have any arms but whatever and then I notice particularly awful smell and of course it's AnnArchist behind me in soiled bondage gear and I yell to him that he's got me confused for one of the mods and he says "well gadzooks" and in one smooth motion he simultaneously rips out the Top Gun™ cartridge and throws down my basketball shorts and rams the cartridge right up my recently bleached asshole which really hurts but only for a couple seconds and then he tightens up his strap-on and corset and walks off with "faggot" taking the place of a polite "you're welcome and goodbye" and then I start to clean myself up.

I'm guessing my colon fixed up the game just because I was able to beat the game just fine after since the secret to landing is just ignoring the landing instructions while just matching the needed alt and spd shown on screen and just turning hard down and right to evade missile locks also using the turbo buttons on the max controller help especially since this a standing-up type of game especially after your poo polish cleans off its contacts.

Thanx

2 comments

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-09

Wow I hate everything you just said. So I downvoted a shitload of your posts. It took a while, because you can't downvote one after another. There's an algorithm that catches that and prevents it. So you have to alternate with some other vote each time. But I'm not working today and only sleep about 6 hours a day, so I have lots of time.

It turns out my girlfriend doesn't agree with you either, so she will be downvoting your posts too. And same with my best friend. And of course, all of our throwaways disagree with you too. So I figure between us, we are going to give you about 600 downvotes a day. Then we'll see how smug you are.

PS: Look at my post history, you will see I don't care about downvotes at all. In fact, I believe they are just as valid as upvotes. I hope you think the same, because you are going to be getting lots of downvotes from now on.

1  SHIT_FAUCET_ 2018-10-09

Girlfriends are a tough subject for me. I recently went through a messy breakup over sex one night. She had been begging me for weeks to try something new and exciting in bed, so I decided to try a burning minivan on her. Without hesitation, she replied "Sounds kinky, let's try it!"

For those of you who have never been in a relationship because you suck at operating VCRs: the burning minivan involves putting on some gardening gloves, covering your gloved hands in chili extract, and then shoving two fingers in her pink, and a fist in her stink. Make sure you in as deep and fast as you can. Imitating a honking horn also helps.

Anyways, she got super pissed of at me. She called me a slut and a homewrecker, because how dare I not spit in her face first.