Whole Foods got tired of the vegans shit.

1  2018-10-09 by Ghdust2

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Like Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Whole Foods all seem to be lacking in full time day jobs.

Occupy Whole Foods sounds like something straight out of The Onion

Occupy wall street pales in companies to a gaggle of fruitcakes reenacting animal slaughter inside of a grocery store, lmao.

Like imagine trying to buy your overpriced groceries and these dumbfucks are doing community college level theatre in front of the fucking deli counter.

They’re going to have to worry about more than cows being eaten soon 🦖

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Dinosaur meat sounds delicious

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The restraining order marks the climax of a tense standoff between the vegan activist group, which advocates for “total animal liberation”, and the organic food giant.

they were so close too, i’d bet just one more day of banging drums would’ve done it.

I was going to say it was pretty dumb for them to protest Whole Foods, as presumably now their main source of niche vegan ingredients like nutritional yeast is cut off, but then of course it's Berkeley so there's probably like 50 vegan supermarkets.

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Wait wait... so all you need to do to keep crazy left wing nut jobs from protesting is be a multi multi billion dollar company?

This multi multi billion dollar company is offering me goods and services that I need at a price that I'm willing to pay.

VEGANS BTFO

Why dont whole foods sell whole cows

False advertising mucj?

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"WHY WON'T THEY LET US START A DISCUSSION" - vegans

Also vegans

Don't shit where you eat. Amirite?

Imagine being jobless and spending your days encouraging people to not eat meat like humans and 70% of other animals have done for hundreds of millions of years and then get arrested for it.