Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
It's a sad day when American astronauts (you know, those high-performance guys who risk their lives to leave the fucking planet for years at a time) capitulate to the ideological purity tests of purple-haired landwhales.
He rediverted grain shipments to the military, which, combined with the war fucking everything up anyway, led to a couple million Indians dying from famine.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-09
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1 jruss71 2018-10-09
Good about time the W*st learns about there war crimes
1 Mr_Methallylescaline 2018-10-09
There war crimes. Where war crimes?
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-09
Who are war crimes?
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-09
this but unironically
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-10-09
What war crimes did rap daddy commit?
1 ubuntutakeupthecuntu 2018-10-09
Why the fuck would you respond. Just delete the tweet and pretend it nether happened, tards will forget in like fives minutes
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-09
This without a hint of irony.
Apologizing to them just makes them want to bully you more.
1 RollBread 2018-10-09
Or just leave the tweet up and don't respond at all.
They'll stop throwing a tantrum the moment they realise that no one is listening, y'know like a toddler.
1 shaneoffline 2018-10-09
T-minus 9 months before he's swallowed enough redpills to know gamergate's place in this
1 Redactor0 2018-10-09
I can still faintly remember a time when you could dislike someone without needing to accuse them of genocide.
1 east_cleveland 2018-10-09
Back on the lawnmower, bo*mer
1 tronfonne 2018-10-09
Oh was that back in the good ol days, when you were committing mass genocide? You sick FUCK.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-09
It's a sad day when American astronauts (you know, those high-performance guys who risk their lives to leave the fucking planet for years at a time) capitulate to the ideological purity tests of purple-haired landwhales.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-10-09
Westerners unironically go on about Churchill like he was Jesus reincarnate. About time that they learned about some of his less than glorious deets.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-09
Like what?
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-10-09
Blacks and Tans for example.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-09
What the hell are tans?
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-09
Guiness and Harp beer mixed together, if I remember correctly
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-09
Why would you mix beers?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-09
He tried to shoah the potatoes
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-09
pick one
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-09
Well he failed, so that was bad
1 -absolutego- 2018-10-09
>(((Hibernians)))
> White
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-10-09
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_Tans#Legacy
1 Kiru-Kokujin10 2018-10-09
bengal famine, Mau Mau Uprising and Malayan Emergency
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-09
Irrelevancies that happened in literally-where countries.
1 Kiru-Kokujin10 2018-10-09
Dresden bombings
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-09
pick one
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-09
That was a good thing. Try again.
1 Arthanias 2018-10-09
They sowed the wind, what did they expect?
1 Kiru-Kokujin10 2018-10-09
doesn't mean it's one of his less than glorious deeds most mayos have no idea about
Britain in the 20th century can arguably be worse than the nazis, the nazis just did the job quicker and don't sweep it under the rug
1 Arthanias 2018-10-09
wew lad
1 sinnersense 2018-10-09
You went full retard. Never go full retard.
1 Kiru-Kokujin10 2018-10-09
Why?
Britain genocided
Britain used chemical weapons
Britain removed people from their homes
Britain had concentration camps
Britain tortured people
Britain's body count is bigger too, but again they just dragged it out over a longer time period
1 sinnersense 2018-10-09
Are you serious posting on drama?
How the fuck did you go from full retard to double retard?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-09
when will they learn?
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-10-09
You don't know where India is?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-09
this should be the top post really. those are the kind of countries where literally everything goes. its like playing in a sandbox for wh*te people.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-10-09
Yeah didn't he fuck up really bad invading Turkey in ww1? I did a book report on him when I was in middle school but I barely remember any of it.
1 Kiru-Kokujin10 2018-10-09
not sure if it was his fault but yes the British/Anzacs failed at Gallipolli, it was a slaughter
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-09
pick one
1 error404brain 2018-10-09
Dardanelles, but he killed only brits, so it wasn't a fuck up.
1 OriginalRazzmatazz 2018-10-09
He didn't kill all poos, like he should've.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-09
Nah I'm good.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-09
Uhhh, do what did Churchill do anyway?
1 east_cleveland 2018-10-09
He was sick of the poo in the loo problem and tried to cut the problem off at its source.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-10-09
He rediverted grain shipments to the military, which, combined with the war fucking everything up anyway, led to a couple million Indians dying from famine.
1 Wordshark 2018-10-09
Who cares? A couple million Indians die any time a bus crashes
1 dramasexual 2018-10-09
I heard Winston Churchill was even against gay marriage!
1 iansmith223 2018-10-09
Brave enough to go to space, but plusses out when a bunch of pasty social justice dweebs attack him.
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-10-09
To be fair there aren't any SJWs in space. I've heard the ISS is an all-you-can-rape buffet.
1 Velxon 2018-10-09
In space no one can hear you scream / think of the implication, etc, etc
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-09
I can't believe our own home-grown American astronauts are quoting literal Nazis like Churchill. Problematic af.
1 MrPopanz 2018-10-09
If only Churchills enemies had won, maybe the Nazis would've died with their leader!
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-09
the fact that he fought the literal third reich nazis is the only thing thats kept him from being generally recognized as andrew jackson-tier awful
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-09
Yet he still fought more facism in an hour than all of the Bluecheck Brigade have in their lifetimes combined.
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-09
thats just because theres no modern equivalent of stalin for them to subscribe to on patreon
1 DownWithDuplicity 2018-10-09
Stalin did more, of course. How does that factor into your argument?
1 redmako101 2018-10-09
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-09
Stalin was objectively worse than Churchill, he helped kickstart WWII by making a deal with the Nazis to slice up Poland.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-10-09
Churchill was a degenerate loser but yeah, I agree, he shoulda never caved
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-10-09
I didn’t know going to space makes you lose your spine
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-10-09
"Scotty, beam me off this planet! Urgh!!!"
1 Watermark03 2018-10-09
Literally no one wasn't racist back then. Churchill was unusually unracist.
1 Methmo 2018-10-09
The opposite. Churchill was unusually racist, even for his time.
1 DownWithDuplicity 2018-10-09
What is the point of blatantly lying?