Mayos on a boat call the police on whales

1  2018-10-10 by -Mopsus-

46 comments

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damn snappy i thought we were cool

I feel for that man/dad.

An annoying ass cop calling wife and at least two dumb ass children who can't bear to be outside next to the least violent or dangerous animals ever.

He should have just pushed them overboard.

"I could have touched them" - That's gonna haunt him forever.

This is the dream that mayo slavery helps make a reality. Sell off your old and ungrateful family and start the new one with some financial security.

"I could have touched them"

That part really hit me in the feels

😢

Gussy fucking ruins the white male again. REEEE.

Your fuxking sixk in the head mate. Violence towards children? Pming spez now.

Mayo children deserve it, "sins of their fathers", you know?

This video is fucking amazing, I'm fuckin dying rn 😂😂😂

🐳🐳🐳

Fuck man they could've really hurt those whales by driving away on top of them. Why can't people enjoy nature without wrecking shit? Just put on a life vest and enjoy having a once in a lifetime opportunity to observe some whales up close.

Instead they panic like dumb mayos, call the cops, and risk slicing up one of nature's gentlest creatures with their propeller.

Whales are so tame that they literally do nothing, and suck plankton all day. How could you be mean to them?

I bet this is how she acts when she see basketball Americans too smh mayo gussy not even once

/u/ilikewhales_ what's your expert opinion on this?

It doesn't get much more mayo than this tbh.

#Blackwhalelivesmatter

mayos in the /r/PublicFreakout thread are as salty as the sound

damn this video really activated some almonds over there

Anyone else smell marbles?

Damn made me salty. How’s she gonna go to the ocean and report all the fish to to police ffs.

Activist- Muslim, American by birth, Pakistani by blood. Educated man of color - changing the world one friend at a time. Detroit MI ✊🏾 #Resist BLM 🇵🇰

That’s a weird way to say cancer

And “i have no hobbies other than the endless void that is Twitter and internet posting”

“Look at this you guys you’ll never see this again”

THE MAYO INTENSIFIES

Fuckin mayos. What the fuck is wrong with them?

The coppers are actually my daddies >w<

They must be from Bellevue

What might truly be a lifetime event of their lives got ruined by annoying harpies in the background. Fucking idiots.

I’d love to see whales like that up close, I bet he’s really happy to get as close as he did but the other people freaked out for no reason.

this is peak mayo femoid

Thank you 🙏🙏🙏

I appreciate your work.

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Finally found something more mayo than BPT Jesus Christ

-Just a whale, being a whale, literally doing nothing wrong-

"Yeahhhh I'm still gonna have to call the cops bud"

Ironic. A muslim posting videos of people on boats making appeals to authority against the indigenous life.

aren't you a massively overweight incel suffering from one or more mental disabilities

..but you have heard of me.

OUT

White people nonsense, smh.

Meh id call 911 on a black whale too

This is why you don’t marry roasties

puget sound

Of course it’s Seattle

Never stick your dick in liberal soccer mom.

The american white soccermom is the worst species infesting this planet

This shit legit makes me angry. If you're that much of a lilly-livered bitch, how'd you get on a boat in the first place? And it's not just the clueless mom, it's the kids as well? Seattle, Mayos, and reproduction were all a mistake. I, for one, welcome our baleen overlords.