Barefoot-running Midwestern mayo complains on neighborhood Facebook about acorns littering sidewalk, reports acorns and cyber-bullies to the city.

1  2018-10-10 by none_to_remain

14 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-10-10

This, but unironically.

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1  goat_sigil 2018-10-10

Wypipo

1  Alicesnakebae 2018-10-10

Is this peak mayo

1  necromatriarch 2018-10-10

"I wanna run barefoot but the nature hurts my feet REEEEEEEEE" is the whitest shit I ever read, and I read Mein Kampf.

1  ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-10

"why can't I hobbit too!?!"

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-10-10

Only mayos are entitled enough to ask other people to sweep their sidewalks for acorns so they can run around appropriating the culture of bushpeople

1  pepperouchau 2018-10-10

This guy is still my top pick

1  Alicesnakebae 2018-10-10

Lmao

1  MagicHoudini 2018-10-10

No, but the competitive unicycle post he made is

1  -Mopsus- 2018-10-10

this comes off like a troll but if it's real then i want to meet this barefoot running competitive unicyclist

1  necromatriarch 2018-10-10

Minneapolis is Jr. Portland at this point.

1  TAinting_CHarmer 2018-10-10

If hes not a troll he's definitely a SRDine.

Also, lol https://twitter.com/alex_cono/status/1049741346997710849?s=20

1  mtg_liebestod 2018-10-10

Seems like a great scenario to illustrate the Coase theorem.

1  EasySchmitty 2018-10-10

Leif Erickson statue drama

some autist candidate ripping a microphone out of his opponent’s hand

mayo whining about acorns

This state has already been a joke but now we’re turning into another Seattle or Portland with this mayo nonsense.