Montana Senate staffer claims his boss knows how to use guns because he shot hundreds of cows

1  2018-10-10 by Pol_Pots_Crockpot

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Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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I think the best part of this is how you snarkily insinuated that @MattForMontana is a 'city slicker' while you tweet out that you're boss is a serial cattle murderer.

That is a fantastic Twitter roasting. And the NRA’s response led to a hundred buck donation.

The amount of cats and dogs I "shot" as a youngster is staggering. But I had to protect my "chickens" in rural Oregon. I had to.

Never had to shoot a dog but my dad told the neighbor it would happen if their dog tried to kill the goats again.

Now garbage bandits? Plenty of them.

I'll undrama here for a moment and say I actually loved coons and even those weird ass possums. Never had to do much other than bungee the trash. Butt after hand raising enough ducks and blue egg laying chicks, you kind of get fed up when they die as a teen year old due to predation. Eventually ww2 era paratrooper grandpa's advice starts to make sense and you decide fuck the neighbors- I like my birds more.

That's the problem with the world today, we need to again allow ten year old cave niggers use their guns to solve morally complex problems. I mean, I turned out great right?

Never had issues with possums but raccoons were the fucking worst. Would shred a coop of chickens. My dad gave us air rifles and a ladder. So we (the kids) would camp the porch roof and shoot the bandits as they walked to the coops.

I never had a moral issue with it...the love stick was more important.

And can totally understand the ducks :) we had a couple and they were fun.

Yeah Jon Tester is a million times the country boy than whatever trust fund baby the Republicans put up. Also all his minions are from Washington DC and NYC.

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You need a new schtick.

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wake up ed it's time for lunch