Cat Girls? Mircy Killings? What the fuck is even going on on that second subreddit? That is some straight up bizarre shit. The people there are extremely mentally ill. And look at your userpage. A naked dead girl covered in blood, and another one with a girl who has blood all over her mouth. You have severe mental problems.

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Living in Tennessee, I have...uh...differently moneyed relatives who have deep emotional rejections of falafel.

I have lived a differently moneyed life. There's definitely like a cultural rejection of certain food. Hummus being chief among them.

Luckily, my dad tried some roasted garlic hummus, declared that it reminded him of bean dip, and now enjoys a richer life.

You should have been like "that's because it is bean dip you miserable fogey."

For him, it was less of a racial thing and more of a class thing. Hummus is "rich people food." Of course, hummus is pretty cheap and at most supermarkets now. So that doesn't hold up.

Rich people food? Its literally bread and bean paste eaten by sand people and greasy greeks.

Truly the highest economic class.

That's what made it """cultural""" when it first caught the attention of American hipsters, but yeah it's pretty mainstream here by now

It's mostly ground sesame really.

*chickpeas

Shit loads of tahini in hummus.

Chickpeas for the rich, avocados for the poor

You don't have to be rich to have a chickpea in your mouth, but it helps.

Rich people food....from one of the historically poorest regions on earth

Appalacha?

So is polenta

So are oysters

In my area lobster is mad cheap.

Free if you avoid the marine and CG patrols.

There are certain foods you only eat if you're poor or a foodie i.e. well-off, that plebs in the middle find gross. Offal dishes, fish eggs, etc

plebs in the middle find gross

Aka normal people. Go eat your placenta omelette you disgusting leftoid 🤢

Middle class people might be normal, but they aren't the majority (by definition).

american hipsters gentrifying other cultures food now, calling themselves enlightened and worldly for doing it

The middle east is historically a rather wealthy area actually. Really it's only in the past 500 years it's fallen behind, but so did every civilization not in Europe. And still it's not exactly a poor region on a global scale, like Tunisia has much better quality of life than Ghana.

Yeah when Genghis Khan decided he wanted something fucked it stays fucked for a long time

We do need to specify when we talk about the middle east though. Egypt and what is now Iran and so on were extremely prosperous for most of history, but Yemen and much of Afghanisan have always been dirt poor

Iran is more Central Asia though.

Borders both Iraq and Afghanistan and was the center of the Islamic world during it's golden age. Don't be a jabroni snally

It's definitely middle east.

Afghanistan is south Asia though.

Totally off topic but Botswana finally passed Moldova in the 2018 HDI rankings, looooooool. And Gabon passed it too. Moldova is now literally Africa-tier

It's really too bad we don't have more written history from different sources.

be Persian king of kings living in the peak of civilization and riches

a handful of barbaric, dirt poor olive-eaters who can barely stop murdering each other long enough to form alliances fuck up your western seaboard

gather a massive army from the whole of the known world, teabag geographic obstacles in the way, invade Greece

somehow they (mostly) stop murdering each other and defeat your army

try again later, get delayed by the worst of the lot, barbarians who enslaved their neighbors and ritually declare war on them annually to maintain their lifestyle of doing no work aside from seducing boys

your navy is defeated

your army is defeated, again

OK they started murdering each other again, phew

their even more revolting, somehow even more intensely pederastic cousins from the north somehow invent combined arms tactics and forcibly weld this whole peninsula of greasy barbarians into a hegemony

like a swarm of homoerotic army ants, they absolutely shit all over your army and demolish your empire, only to tear it to pieces in an orgy of boyfucking and drunken murder

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they are in turn defeated by even more barbaric, brutal freaks from some backwater to the west

eventually these fucks start copying the language and culture of the original group of trouserless freaks for some reason, ahura Mazda fucking save me

the western half of their empire is conquered by people who haven't even invented the concept of pooping outdoors while you and the eastern half are continuously gangbanged by wave after wave of increasingly foul-smelling horse nomads who think building pyramids of your skulls is fucking hilarious

Seriously what even is history, what the fuck

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I'm going to fuck your dad so hard your mother is going to retroactively give birth to me instead of you

That shit gets recalled every other month because some fuck put rotten beans in it, tho.

Make your own. It's extremely easy.

Snally I doubt our comrades here can barely get their frozen tendies in the oven themselves.

MOMMY WHY WONT OVEN COOK I PUT TENDIES IN WHY NO WORK

I have a custom button on my microwave 😎

look buster mommy says I'm not ALLOWED to cook okay? that doesn't mean I do to is how!

more like one taste and your daughter is getting BLACKED

however that would have happened anyway because mayo men are just that inferior lmao

>be me >leftist, atheist, treasonous, cultural-marxist millenial >see God-fearing, red-blooded American co-worker >slides over with hummus in hand >Miles away, the border wall falls over >"Hey, wanna try this? It's called hummus." >He sweats bucketloads as my lack of privilege looms over him >"No, no-thanks" >"It's just like bean dip, just try it!" >He dips a chip in it, tears streaming down his patriotic face >Qurans start falling from the sky >Ground Zero monument suddenly becomes a mosque >He takes a bite >American women start being spontaneously spitroasted in the streets by Somalis >Barack Hussein Obummer beheads Trump and declares himself Sultan >"T-Thanks, I-I liked it." > I smile Jewishly >"Thank you for being openminded"

>be me

>leftist, atheist, treasonous, cultural-marxist millenial

>see God-fearing, red-blooded American co-worker

>slides over with hummus in hand

>Miles away, the border wall falls over

>"Hey, wanna try this? It's called hummus."

>He sweats bucketloads as my lack of privilege looms over him

>"No, no-thanks"

>"It's just like bean dip, just try it!"

>He dips a chip in it, tears streaming down his patriotic face

>Qurans start falling from the sky

>Ground Zero monument suddenly becomes a mosque

>He takes a bite

>American women start being spontaneously spitroasted in the streets by Somalis

>Barack Hussein Obummer beheads Trump and declares himself Sultan

>"T-Thanks, I-I liked it."

> I smile Jewishly

>"Thank you for being openminded"

Best part of living in the city imo is middle eastern food. I don't know how I survived without kebab. Surprisingly these guys don't set up businesses in the backwoods of Mississippi.

Actually it's not that surprising at all.

> enjoying bean dip

over the wall you go

I still cant eat turkey without spitting first.

Turkey is so goddamn dry. It's like the worst meat.

Eat one in front of them just to trigger them

I stand corrected from earlier today. This might be peak mayo right here.

We just keep hitting new highs

Seriously though, how can somebody be this fucking stupid?

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American flags can replace parentheses to mean burger bullshit

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i hate that i love this

The article says the cop was chatty with the driver. Cops are the most gossipy profession, except for maybe nurses. It's pretty funny that he would be "out of his element" just from going to eat falafel in Knoxville. Knoxville is literally whiter than Portland.

Remember how the tea party thought muslims were on the verge of conquering america?

This is just them popping up again.

They never really died, they just changed the GOP to their liking.

Who the fuck doesn't like falafel?

❌ made by brown people
❌ vegetarian
❌ hard to spell

Three strikes and yer out in this country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

WE SPEAK AMERICAN IN THIS COUNTREE

❌ made by brown people

Like almost all food in cheap restaurants and fast food joints

❌ vegetarian

That's why you order a big fat steak with it

❌ hard to spell

Average redneck is illiterate anyways so what does it matter?

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❌ hard to spell

There's 4 different letters in the fucking thing, it's not falafels you're illiterate

Given that this is Tennessee I would assume it sucks, just like Mexican food in the north is terrible. That's not to say anything about real falafel/mexican. Get some more refugees who know how to make the good shit, Taco & Falafel trucks on every corner!

just like Mexican food in the north is terrible.

Amongst a host of other foods they can't get right. In NYC they'd do better to leave BBQ completely alone rather than serve that shit they call BBQ.

In NYC they'd do better to leave BBQ completely alone rather than serve that shit they call BBQ.

It's really strange that one of the biggest, most multicultural cities in the world can't get some basic cuisines right. Many of which use basic fucking poverty ingredients. And if they do manage to get it right there's always some shitty twist to convince people to pay premium for poverty food. You can find great ramen or pho in any west coast commuter town and decent Mexican in bumfuck Nebraska, but lord help you if you try to find those things in NYC. And fucking forget Southwestern/New Mexican cuisine. It may as well not even exist. Though tbf every part of the country outside of the SW gets it horribly wrong. Oh, and soul food? Good luck with that now that all the poors are gone. Enjoy your sriracha avacado honey aioli chicken and artisan waffle cone bitch.

I have great pho and ramen spots right around the corner from me snally! They do cost like 10+ though but that's everything here. Cheap mexican sucks though, it's all bullshit tex mex, not real taqueria food

An entree from a sit-down place that's only $10? Do you live in New Rochelle or something??

hah no brooklyn. The pho place is actually cheap! The ramen spots are more like $15

Damn I'm jealous. I don't know why where I live is so much more expensive. Most of the food is mediocre too.

Nyc's food and nightlife scene sucks frankly. Pretentious as all hell, and no wiggle room for price reductions because rent is so fucked. Only cart food is worth getting and even then sometimes it's a roll of the dice.

I think you keep ending up at tourist traps

Naw son I live nearby enough to be there a lot, all over except Staten. Been to a lot of spots and very few are generously above "meh."

You don't live in NYC do you? Sunset Park neighborhood of Brooklyn for Mexican food, Elmhurst Queens for Vietnamese.

Even Little Saigon (area around Bowery and Grand) in Manhattan has places with 4 dollar banh mi and 7 dollar bowls of pho.

How the fuck is NYC cheaper than where I live??

I take it you've never lived outside of the NE if you think that NYC does Mexican right. I've never been to Little Saigon so you've got me there. But it's extremely disappointing that you have to travel to obscure neighborhoods, which could take a long time depending on where you live and where the neighborhood is located, to find something that is taken for granted in parts of the country with much less diversity and culinary prestige.

Even Little Saigon (area around Bowery and Grand) in Manhattan has places with 4 dollar banh mi and 7 dollar bowls of pho.

I live in a shitty part of a shitty city in Australia and that sounds about standard.

There's a food truck that parks next to my house all the time which I assume is staffed with illegals from Mexico. Very very good food.

Sweaty, you sound poor and gross. I've had absolutely fabulous Mexican in Williamsburg cooked by actual Beaners. But unfortunately, American's are completely unable to cook/eat decent Asian cuisine. Your Chinese is hideous, all of it, and don;t even start me on how bad your versions of Thai are. I'd rather kill myself than eat American Thai again.

I know just off the top of my head four different places to get great pho, five different places to get ramen, and while I've been to other good BBQ places in New York City, Hill Country Barbecue's brisket stands up quite well against all but the best Texas stuff. And I've had the best Texas stuff.

The lack of good Southwestern and Mexican is a real problem, but there are a whole lot of other good Central American and South American places.

I know just off the top of my head four different places to get great pho (two of them for under $10 if you don't get the expensive stuff)

Where?

five different places to get great ramen (including one that is so good it inspired Japanese ramen joints to copy one if its recipes)

I unironically don't believe you

but there are a whole lot of other good Central American and South American places.

Non-Mexican Latam and Caribbean food are the non-euro cuisines where the NE just blows everywhere else in the US completely out of the water, no competition. You can even get great Jamaican food in suburban CT, which probably has the worst restaurant scene in any state that touches water.

Where

Pho Grand and its outcropping, The Pho on 23rd. That's just off the top of my head. I don't actually bother with anything other than the cheap stuff, so I may have overstated the deliciousnesss.

I unironically don't believe you

Okay. First, I get to count two Ippudo franchises because Ippudo is awesome. So, Ippudo East Village and Ippudo Theater District. Ippudo is actually famous in Japan and rightly so. They even made an anime to highlight how great Ippudo is.

Yuji Ramen literally invented tuna ramen, which has now been copied in Japan.

Minca Ramen keeps fighting the good fight

Bassanova Ramen

There's a fuckton of good Asian restaurants.

If you go to japan and eat an a chain ramen restaurant you should probably kill yourself. In the US you probably dont have better options though

There's a Kebab place run by a middle eastern family, you can usually trust those places for quality.

Nashville has the largest Kurdish population outside of Kurdish, so it's not bad

Theres a decent Kebab place on campus, and Jesus lord on high theres an amazinf Mexican place right outside the city biut 10 minutes. In a little Mexican grocer its just wonderful. Still cant get good cuban outside Miami and parts of tampa.

I don't. If it doesn't have meat it's only a snack, not real food.

Burgerlander detected

Aside from autism permeating political landscape in US (who is really shocked anymore?!), I'm more impressed by exaggerated social white-knighting (aka, virtue signalling) where random white ppl are asking for falafel and taco truck on their street.

All the while, knowing full well it will never happen because that they know that would be an all around disaster for the while neighborhood.

I mean, any reason is a good reason to have a taco or falafel.

they know having a falafel or taco truck would be an all around disaster for the whole neighborhood

?????????

White genocide, my guy.

Is this a seriouspost?

And an edgy/angry one at that.

I too hate when food is available near my residence.

The taco trucks and falafel place brought joy to my mostly white neighborhood. You know what brought murder? Waffle House.

Why else would you go to Waffle House?

Those fucking great hashbrowns.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch my dude.

Hey if I die eating biscuits and gravy with smothered and covered hashbrowns I'll at least go out happy.

He's white

Look at this fucking mayo

lol

check your plasma retardo levels, they seem to be peaking

"I like tacos"

"fucking virtue signalling librul race-traitor, the Mexicans will never accept you, their tacos make the neighborhood a worse place"

....okay?....

Tfw eating dank ass falafels means youre a virtue signalling cuck. Better stick to eating burnt steaks with ketchup to own the liberals epic style 😂

Nice b8 m8.

Petition to automatically ban people who edit comments to whine about internet points.

I'd rather petition to ban people who get triggered twice on a thread in /r/drama.

In fact, that should be automatic autism diagnosis. The team is on the way to baby-proof your house.

automatic autism diagnosis.

That already happens the moment one posts in this sub. Quite acting like you've owned the libs epic style here.

Taco trucks on every corner please

Retrofit Starbucks to Taco place and be done with it.

America was a mistake.

Mexico is the truth.

this has too much tism even for me

Or maybe we don't have the palate of five years old brats who can only eat maccies and tendies.

Try adult food some time, you might like it 😘

Sounds like someone lives off of chicken nuggers and boxed mac n cheese

Fresh. Pasta.

I will personally ban anyone who talks shit about Falafel. You have been warned.

Ohh wow you actually have a good opinion for once

Mods=Gods

it's only okay

Dont tempt me

You shall survive the purge.

Falafel is like the mods of r/drama: GAAAAAAAAAAAYYY.

Falafel is at its best with a big side of mayo

Is that garlicky white sauce that comes with it sometimes mayo-based? It's actually good 😶

Tahini I think. I like my stuff with cucumber based Tzatziki sauce. Damn good stuff.

Omg yas I love them together

eating falafel with anything other than hummus.

The absolute state of fake arabs.

Look nothing beats falafel with hummus I agree, but sometimes you gotta switch it up a little, you know?

That's toum. Tahini is the sesame one.

Toum literally means garlic though

falafel is great but i almost never get it cause like, if i want a platter or wrap, I'd rather get chicken shawarma or kebab. if I want an appetizer, I'd rather get hummus or babaganoush

Hummus + falafel is best though

I love shawurma 💖

There's this place by me that does a "shawafel" it's like Allah (swt) herself cooked it.

Us Armenians make the best kebabs, look up lula kebab

What if you accidentally ban Tay's alt account?

Tay would love falafel so that's not an issue

Have you ever seen Tay eat falafel? She Instagrams her food and has never posted falafel.

🤔🤔🤔 well no... but Tay has good taste in literally everything so I'm sure she would love it

Tay has been posting pictures of her food for years tho. She's probably already tried it

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> tay is perfect

>physically incapable of braps

Does not compute.

The place I go to has god awful falafel and it pisses me off

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Falafel is for goat fuckers.

Banned

I'm getting major deja vu over this comment chain, has this been done before?

Don't think so, this is the first person I banned here.

he asked for it lmao

quick guide:

Fal-awful: ban
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Is jew falalel or arab falalel better? Let's start a new war in the middle east.

Both sides are sam amirite?

Isn't that whole area a little iffy?

( laughs )

Hey, I'm no geographer.

You and I, why don't we call it pocket bread, huh?

Kebab is better

I live next to a paki kebab place. So nice. Well worth the terrorism imo.

Oi! “Paki”? M8 have you got a loicense for using that grossly offensive slur to describe Asians there? Aye? Off to the gaol you go.

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You plebs have to have a very high IQ to understand this artistically autistic magnum opus of mine. You’re most likely a colonial, and therefore a cretin, explaining why my exquisitely eloquent expression of pure sarcasm is not understood by you. I pity you.

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wat

Weird. Where I'm from all kebab shops are owned by turks, kurds or arabs/north africans. Hard for me to imagine one being run by a Pakistani or other kind of muslim folk

ok

t. north nigerian kebab store owner who got offended

but then i'd support your comment...

It probably depends on the area. Different immigrant groups tend to cluster in different area. Probably you get a lot of Turks and Kurds, I get the inbred Pakis. Paki kebab is actually really good though. I'd love to try Turkish or Kurdish kebab though.

This is better than the last political security guard scandal in Tennessee.

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Sharia law isn't a real thing

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