He’s now getting divorced because of one comment. Just one. Did he not know his dick was small? Did it shrink in the wash? Safe to say the subject is a little touchy. I’m calling bullshit, the dude probably wanted a reason to leave. He’s a dickless dick. Hope the wife finds a 9” disco stick.
My husband came up to our bedroom crying saying that he loves me and that he's said way worse than I said and that he's really fucking sorry. He doesn't want a divorce but he does want more time to sulk in the garage.
I didn’t see the original post if one exists. Ffs, it’s a Jeremy Kyle thing. They divorcing or not? Is the dick size really the problem? Will therapy make a difference? Will the Mr come out of his sulk? I’ll tune in next week, same time for the next episode.
There is a balance that doesn't make you an incel. I think throwing away a marriage over a one time comment is pretty insecure. At the same time I understand why someone would do that. There is always someone out there better looking and more hung. Just gotta be secure with who you are and your relationship. Or stick to bussy.
Is that what gave it away? Not the totally amazing domme roleplay dialogue from OP? I'm jelly of the husband a lot of guys would pay good money for that kind of treatment.
Some guys like a domme mocking them. I don't kinkshame. However, it is even less ĺikely that somebody got decent advice from our creative writing sub that wasn't "dump him".
Most people that can't stop talking about "kinks" are nerds who desperately need to assure people they totes have sex now. They should be shamed. This is especially true of the people that babble on about polyamory.
Surely the marraige counselor suggesting seeing a divorce lawyer on the first visit when a couple is having a fight over a dumb joke lends some credibility
I don't really see why people have a hard time believing a foid did something like this.
Like I've legit met like 1-2 foids in my entire life that understood how deep dick insecurity runs in moids.
Like they have no concept of how severe something like this is. It's why all the men that responded knew it was over and all the foids kept pretending it wasn't a big deal.
If you sort by "best", most of the comments are supportive of the husband. This is true for the original post as well, where basically everyone is telling her that she fucked up.
Yeah, I was wondering that too. Given the circumstances, I think 9 out of 10 guys would never forgive her. So I think it's understandable the support he's receiving. I bet if it were on the other subreddit, everyone would call her queen and tell he needs to man up
I don't think it's even forgiveness. Any guy would probably be upset for some time, but that's not where the real damage lies.
As someone said in the actual post, he's going to think about that every time he's naked around her or probably any woman.. This woman planted a seed that will probably never die in this guy's head. You don't do that if you love someone.
As someone said in the actual post, he's going to think about that every time he's naked around her or probably any woman.. This woman planted a seed that will probably never die in this guy's head. You don't do that if you love someone.
If he can't take a stupid comment it's his problem. How many times have I heard my boobs are not like this, my butt is too big, I lose too much hair, my legs are not slim enough... You have two options here : get another partner or DEAL WITH IT.
The little dick joke can come in a lot of ways, you all have done it once. Not a big deal here, he's clearly overreacting and endangering his marriage for something as stupid as this. So what, he has a small dick, your wife should be able to discuss it with no retribution. Get a dildo and give your wife orgasms instead of complaining like a baby.
SMALL DICK is not the problem, get some balls and GET OVER IT!
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-11
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1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-11
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1 ltedt 2018-10-11
dang it
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-11
Get a rope!
1 ltedt 2018-10-11
i wish
1 nmx179 2018-10-11
Essential boomercore
1 TERF_facts 2018-10-11
She should see this as an opportunity, now she can take half his money and fuck chad all day long, it's a win-win
1 KokomoOReily 2018-10-11
Goddamn that's the life. Leaving a path of destruction and shriveled dicks behind
1 Osterion 2018-10-11
This /r/gendercritical future is so beautiful.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-11
Time to hop back on the cock-carousel until the next beta comes along.
1 umar4812 2018-10-11
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1 Thisisepicstein 2018-10-11
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1 leva549 2018-10-11
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1 Wordshark 2018-10-11
To mock u/headasplodes
1 MorelloCherries 2018-10-11
He’s now getting divorced because of one comment. Just one. Did he not know his dick was small? Did it shrink in the wash? Safe to say the subject is a little touchy. I’m calling bullshit, the dude probably wanted a reason to leave. He’s a dickless dick. Hope the wife finds a 9” disco stick.
1 shallowm 2018-10-11
Did you read the whole thing?
1 MorelloCherries 2018-10-11
I didn’t see the original post if one exists. Ffs, it’s a Jeremy Kyle thing. They divorcing or not? Is the dick size really the problem? Will therapy make a difference? Will the Mr come out of his sulk? I’ll tune in next week, same time for the next episode.
1 HelloCompanion 2018-10-11
She apparently said his penis was above average, but she wanted bigger. So...I don’t know what’s going on here, but it seems like bait.
Like, everything about this reads like one of those b8 threads you’d see on /r9k/.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-11
Either that or his wife has a battle axe gash
1 MorelloCherries 2018-10-11
That’s easily fixed and costs less than 5k. Don’t know if a guy can do much about a protruding belly button.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-11
True
1 dratamard2 2018-10-11
cocklets, when will they learn? 😂😂😂
1 nmx179 2018-10-11
Dicklets BTFO again
1 freet0 2018-10-11
When will they learn?
1 demoloition 2018-10-11
every day i wish i was into SPH. life on easy mode
1 tetreonbeam 2018-10-11
not if you have a big dick :(
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-11
Big Dick Energy from the lads in that thread going on about how real dudes don't give af about their wives' pleasure.
1 KokomoOReily 2018-10-11
You have emotions? Sounds like some bitch shit to me
1 Probably_Sleepy 2018-10-11
There is a balance that doesn't make you an incel. I think throwing away a marriage over a one time comment is pretty insecure. At the same time I understand why someone would do that. There is always someone out there better looking and more hung. Just gotta be secure with who you are and your relationship. Or stick to bussy.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-11
I mean...it's clearly bait.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-10-11
It's a sub for people who want relationship advice from reddit
Don't need bait with that much airborne autism
1 Chicup 2018-10-11
On my reddit?
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-11
Still shaming his micropenis tsk tsk
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-10-11
The fact that the comments are real is good enough for me.
1 Chicup 2018-10-11
r/smalldickproblems now has another reason to hate life. Sad!
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-10-11
IT'S REAL
HAAHAHAHAHAAA
1 OFJehuty 2018-10-11
Holy shit I'd hate to be the guy who gets in an argument on Twitter and someone dives his profile and sees he's posted on smalldickproblems.
I mean you officially fucking lose the argument after that.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-11
In surprised r/smalldickproblems doesn't just link back to r/drama
1 XxNerdKillerxX 2018-10-11
Add it to the sidebar, we're already tagged by the admins here as part of the manosphere soon-to-be-banned subreddits.
1 Wordshark 2018-10-11
Speaking of...
1 Chicup 2018-10-11
Yea I saw that, I was going to post but... they are such a sad group that it really is punching down.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-11
Troll confirmed.
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-11
Is that what gave it away? Not the totally amazing domme roleplay dialogue from OP? I'm jelly of the husband a lot of guys would pay good money for that kind of treatment.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-11
Some guys like a domme mocking them. I don't kinkshame. However, it is even less ĺikely that somebody got decent advice from our creative writing sub that wasn't "dump him".
1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-11
Kinkshaming is the official kink of /r/drama.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-10-11
Most people that can't stop talking about "kinks" are nerds who desperately need to assure people they totes have sex now. They should be shamed. This is especially true of the people that babble on about polyamory.
1 -Morgenstern- 2018-10-11
In my experience, the people who are polyamorous tend to be a good argument for celibacy.
1 Heroic-Dose 2018-10-11
Surely the marraige counselor suggesting seeing a divorce lawyer on the first visit when a couple is having a fight over a dumb joke lends some credibility
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-11
I read that less as a dumb joke and more a frustrated couple's anger spilling out in various small ways.
1 Heroic-Dose 2018-10-11
I mean either way really
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-10-11
They were drinking and about to fuck, he said "you want something big" she said "wish it was bigger tbh" I guess he autism acted up
1 jaja10 2018-10-11
that seems like something a female larry david would say
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2018-10-11
I smell the bullshit too, but I don’t think it’s a a small dick humiliation femdom fantasy poster. Not enough sultry details.
Think it’s just a bog standard troll baiting one of the easiest fish on Reddit—small dick insecurity.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-11
I don't really see why people have a hard time believing a foid did something like this.
Like I've legit met like 1-2 foids in my entire life that understood how deep dick insecurity runs in moids.
Like they have no concept of how severe something like this is. It's why all the men that responded knew it was over and all the foids kept pretending it wasn't a big deal.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-11
Are you like the proto-incel? The one all incels aspire to be?
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-11
How the fuck is anything I said related to incels.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-11
Just something I've been curious about. I wanted it straight from the mouth of incel Jesus
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-11
I'm not even an incel tbh. I guess you could say I share the incel spirit but I enjoy foids too much to stay away from them.
1 wwaalleess 2018-10-11
Oh fuck I'm not banned anymore thank god.
Just wanted to say welcome back this sub was a dark place without you
1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-11
I guess rapists can't be incels. You win this one, pizzacel
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-11
Can't rape the willing, fam.
Ask pojom.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-11
Doing a big think about that one
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-11
Ask yourself.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-11
We all know that being dommed and small penis humiliation is your kink, pizza
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-10-11
You'd be suprised, as I am, at how stupid so many people are.
Especially in regards to using the internet.
1 VapesOnAPlane 2018-10-11
This is why I make a boatload of cash.
1 Momruepari 2018-10-11
everything from that sub that gets posted here is b8
1 Doomblaze 2018-10-11
everything that doesnt get posted here is also bait
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-11
NPC confirmed
1 thebrokenbell 2018-10-11
Real people can do a lot worse. 🖤
1 Wordshark 2018-10-11
Huh, never noticed that emoji existed before
1 shallowm 2018-10-11
If you sort by "best", most of the comments are supportive of the husband. This is true for the original post as well, where basically everyone is telling her that she fucked up.
I'm curious about how this would have played out in /r/relationships instead of /r/relationship_advice, but I guess we'll never know since the /r/relationships mods removed the post before it gained traction.
1 ltedt 2018-10-11
Yeah, I was wondering that too. Given the circumstances, I think 9 out of 10 guys would never forgive her. So I think it's understandable the support he's receiving. I bet if it were on the other subreddit, everyone would call her queen and tell he needs to man up
1 OFJehuty 2018-10-11
I don't think it's even forgiveness. Any guy would probably be upset for some time, but that's not where the real damage lies.
As someone said in the actual post, he's going to think about that every time he's naked around her or probably any woman.. This woman planted a seed that will probably never die in this guy's head. You don't do that if you love someone.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-11
Pfft LOVE?!!?
1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-11
Whats love but a sweet old fashioned notion.
1 error404brain 2018-10-11
Straigth are unsecure as fuck, lmao.
1 umar4812 2018-10-11
Okay retard
1 error404brain 2018-10-11
Literally nobody care, straigthy.
1 1999-2017 2018-10-11
This is also true of mocking a person's smile. I was mocked in high school lol for it and now feel subconscious everytime I smile
1 umar4812 2018-10-11
Same.
1 dogwheiner 2018-10-11
Good, no one wants to see those uggo chompers
1 FineLow 2018-10-11
I think we all know how it would have gone down.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-10-11
Too many children on the internet.
1 leva549 2018-10-11
What if his dick isn't too small but, her vag is too large. Ever think about that?
1 ltedt 2018-10-11
🤔🤔🤔 Really gets the nogs jogging 🤔🤔🤔
1 KekGratiaRex 2018-10-11
Perfectly possible. Many people don't seem to know that vagene has a variation in size across populations that is not dissimilar to cocks.
Probably both though.
1 Fluffykitty93 2018-10-11
Like dropping a pencil down a mine shaft.
1 CharlesChrist 2018-10-11
Why are you using incel vocabulary?
1 SJCards 2018-10-11
This smells like a troll repost of that husband-perspective one in which the wife called his dick a 'little hen' or some shit.
1 freet0 2018-10-11
dicklets, when will they learn?
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-11
BTFO tiny dicked losers!!!!!!!
Big daddy dick in my smexy bussy hole 4eva
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2018-10-11
Women making jokes. Not even once.
1 [deleted] 2018-10-11
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1 theStingraY 2018-10-11
8 inches isn't enough for this lass. Screw off, baby dicks!
1 Tortuelle 2018-10-11
If he can't take a stupid comment it's his problem. How many times have I heard my boobs are not like this, my butt is too big, I lose too much hair, my legs are not slim enough... You have two options here : get another partner or DEAL WITH IT.
The little dick joke can come in a lot of ways, you all have done it once. Not a big deal here, he's clearly overreacting and endangering his marriage for something as stupid as this. So what, he has a small dick, your wife should be able to discuss it with no retribution. Get a dildo and give your wife orgasms instead of complaining like a baby.
SMALL DICK is not the problem, get some balls and GET OVER IT!