r/drama Midterm and 2020 Presidential Thread
1 2018-10-11 by DeityOfUnderworld26
Who should r/drama support? I'd say for 2020, r/drama should support Bernie. If he wins, DDF would implode and overdose on fentanyl and would shoot up a few schools. And the Clinton supporters of r/politics would be "literally shaking" that an old Jewish socialist won over Mother.
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1 nithingpole 2018-10-11
Write in Zoltan Istvan
1 DeityOfUnderworld26 2018-10-11
I oppose transhumanism.
1 froibo 2018-10-11
How can you call yourself a true radical centrist if you aren't literally a robot?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-10-11
Isn’t that a dwarf or some shit from the Witcher?
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-11
the amazing Zoltan will tell fortune of drama now
"you die alone and unloved"
1 GigoloJuggalo 2018-10-11
Yes! Finally someone else who has seen the light of Zoltan!
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-10-11
I still have hope that Kanye will run in 2020. He's been vocalizing his opinion on a lot of issues which is basically him fleshing out his platform, the real question is who will be his running mate? Would drama vote for a Kanye/TayTay ticket? I feel like that would be the most radically centrist thing out there
1 Neon_needles 2018-10-11
I'm voting for Masterlawlz and a bathtub.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-11
Don't forget the toaster
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-11
^ Gussy conspiracy against /u/MasterLawlz
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-11
Oh no I love Lawlz and his beautifully autistic stories from his life. The toaster would merely be a gift that he could use at his own discretion. After all he might want to have an out when the cabinet tries to 25th him because he used his executive powers to order Hollywood to make his Ben 10 movies.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-11
Can Lawlz even fit in the bathtub??
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-11
They just need to get the Taft tub out of storage
1 taytaybraps 2018-10-11
I'd vote for the anti western cosplayers dude.
1 SpicyQualityMemes 2018-10-11
Tim Kaine should run again just so we can have a Kaine/West ticket.
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2018-10-11
Run against Trump?
Here is where the salt will be mined: the dems aren't getting the senate, which means if an impeachment attempt happens it will fail in the senate.
1 -absolutego- 2018-10-11
I'm absolutely crushed that the Zuckerberg's terrible appearance in front of the Senate killed any chance of him running in 2020. Watching the lizard try and debate Harris et al during the primary would've been hilarious.
At least we got some good memes out of his congressional testimony.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-11
The Radical Centrist cannot make decisions so far in advanced.
It is a malleable and dynamic philosophy. The modern techno-radical centrist leverages big data and cloud computing in conjunction with copious amounts of pornography and intoxicants to navigate the ebbs and flows in the river of political information.
Decisions such as these are on-demand and not able to be completely pre-compiled. They are heavily influenced by real shit that happened today and other important real shit that will be happening.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-11
This but with more autism and sploog.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-10-11
A Bernie bro already literally shot up multiple sitting congressmen.
How that event got swept under the rug is a testament to the MSM's control.
1 Jetz72 2018-10-11
If a president is impeached, can they still be reelected for a second term? If so, let's do that. People would riot.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-10-11
THIS IS A ¡JEB! SUB
1 alot_the_murdered 2018-10-11
It's a Queen Jill sub, actually.
1 DeityOfUnderworld26 2018-10-11
I've seen too many "Jeb is a closet commie" memes.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-10-11
I'm all out for Avenatti.
Buckle up, buttercups.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-11
There's only one option vermin supreme. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme
1 parduscat 2018-10-11
Whoever can beat Trump, just to see the fallout on the DDF sub. Odds are they go private and beat off to conspiracies on how the election was stolen.
Liberals losing the 2020 election would be funny, but it'd be like beating up the retarded kid at camp, sadder than you though it'd be. But the way the mainstream Dems are STILL sperging out about Russia and Trump instead of trying to appeal to voters is really stupid.
1 taytaybraps 2018-10-11
As much as I hate neoliberals the salty tears from a Pelosi victory would have so delicious.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-10-11
yes this would be much more satisfying than seeing the fallout on the literal rest of reddit from another Trump win
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-10-11
I'd go Democrat midterms this year and a currently-unknown primary challanger (ideally a centrist) to Trump in 2020 for the best drama.
1 spookyguy109 2018-10-11
Centrists are not good for drama. We need to get some 50 year old Chapo listener to run against Trump
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-10-11
Trump 4 lyfe. Everyone who's against him is a ridiculous cunt, but not in an entertaining way.
Kanye/Sam Hyde would be OK.
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-11
Yuck!
1 Dogcheese- 2018-10-11
Yikes honey!
1 taytaybraps 2018-10-11
user reports:
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-10-11
OUT
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-11
Yeah, reddit fucking hates Bernie–he'd be the real contrarian choice.
(Don't be a mong. LaRouche for America.)
1 DarthNightnaricus 2018-10-11
I forgot about that nutcase.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-10-11
Yeezy/Weezy 2020
1 DarthNightnaricus 2018-10-11
You fucking retard, /r/politics is almost ALL Bernouts. They upvoted the shit out of conservative media as long as it was critical of Hillary.
Personally, I want Maria Cantwell to run.
1 taytaybraps 2018-10-11
Maybe in 2016, def not post-election
1 -absolutego- 2018-10-11
Def not post-DNC convention, you mean. The flip was almost overnight.
1 JTbebe69 2018-10-11
Maria will never win, she cant run well
1 spookyguy109 2018-10-11
I have a strict policy of voting for the funniest candidate, and that happens to be Trump.
1 CharlesChrist 2018-10-11
Go with Trump, if he wins Reddit and Antifa would implode and riot in here and in the streets. Plus you'll see big Hollywood actors lose their shit like what happened in 2016.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-11
We should all write spongebob in the ballot. I've wanted to do this since I was 13
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-10-11
I remember when elections weren't so political.
1 wisty 2018-10-11
Elon Musk.
1 taytaybraps 2018-10-11
>Clinton supporters of politics
Nah, most of them pretty much just voted for her as a vote against Trump. It's still 80% BernieBros on there.
1 taytaybraps 2018-10-11
Since I'm not a citizen yet maybe I should commit voter fraud or something.
1 anonymous93 2018-10-11
Waka Flocka Flame for president, Kanye for VP.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-11
We win regardless
1 Haurmumgay 2018-10-11
John McAfee
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-10-11
Well, I'm not American, but if I were, I'd say the right choice would be Jim Webb:
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-10-11
screw that BS, I'm on the Avenatti train.
1 diggity_md 2018-10-11
ImwithHer
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-10-11
Dude fuck the 2020 election. The Democratic primaries leading up will be the real show, believe that.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-10-11
electing Bernie would just lead to more back-patting by the same woke mayos who elected Obama
the era of Trump is the richest drama vein ever found and has barely begun to be mined, I see no reason to switch course midstream
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-10-11
As if the DDF weren't gonna eventually die from a fentanyl overdose anyways. Between that, old age, diabetes and self inflicted bullet wounds it is just a waiting game.