Yeap, now whenever i look at a woman in armour or even in stylized clothes, i look first at their feet to check for heels, their chest to see if there is boobplate or something more substiantial than a few strings of cloth that wont come off if the character stands still and than their waist, again to see of there are any pointy bits that will stab them if they so much twist their bodies.

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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I like how this is received positively by CTH and not with complete mockery.

It’s CTH. It’s like the low hanging fruit fell off early and the stunted seeds grew into little bonsai trees that themselves had low hanging fruit.

Ur a poet!

Almost all of the comments are negative though? /r/CTH is plenty crazy on its own, no need to exaggerate

When it was posted yesterday it was mostly supportive.

The Magic Resistance — the Facebook group behind the Trump hexing — also focused their ritual efforts on Kavanaugh. In a “Bind Kavanaugh” spell performed before the Senate voted to confirm Kavanaugh on Saturday practitioners lit a white candle, symbolizing justice and purity, and placed the Justice tarot card adjacent to it on an altar, before wrapping a black thread around a paper doll, symbolizing Kavanaugh, to bind him. Practitioners were encouraged to chant the names of Kavanaugh’s known accusers, binding him “in the name of” all those they believed he had wronged.

Where's CNN when you need them

The latent effects of cracking down on childhood bullying are beginning to manifest.

#BringBackBullies

Tarot is the dumbest shit even by occult standards. They're fukken oldtimey French playing cards that late-enlightenment shysters started using them to trick rich broads. They used made-up stories to appeal to popular Romantic period fetishes like ancient Egypt and spooky folk magic. Basically tarot reading developed as a sterile, non-threatening way to thrill bored women out of their shekels.

Given that, I guess shit like this is staying true to the roots of the practice.

Basically, tarot reading developed as a sterile, non-threatening way to thrill bored women out of their shekels.

Some things never change.

Youre telling me anchient myatics didn't have access to processed cardboard with intricate images on them that never wear and tear?

Naw, they peeled the paper off the fabric of reality and wrote upon it with the ichor of demons.

a white candle, symbolizing justice

Plot twist: witchcraft does work. After all, justice was done in the end.

Webseries/digital short pitch: A coven of "resistance witches" keeps incorrectly using magic to mistakenly help the authoritarian regime.

Fucking amazing.

Needs to be a monkey paw esque gennie developed by the Nazis that falls into the hands of a women's studies book club in new York.

PM me so we can start writing this thing.

fuck them and their mayo candle.

symbolizing justice and purity

So... they were on his side and didn't even know it. One of the Wicca things is that if you hex a good person it come back at you three times more powerful. They dun goofed!

Of course, for some practitioners, a vital question remains: Why keep doing magic if it doesn’t necessarily work?

Vox is lost.

Openly mocks the right for prayer

Openly embraces literal witchcraft and spell casting

As if we needed more proof of the horseshoe

Well, some social justice types need something to fill the vacuum that every secular religion (nationalism, environmentalism, identity politics, etc..) tries -- and fails -- to occupy.

But they can't subscribe to just ANY ole' religion -- they need one that makes literally everything about their feeeeeeeels. And what better way shoehorn contrived, narcissistic meaning into your life than LARPING as witches?

Honestly this is still a million times better than when they invade other groups and form their own little cult, like what happened with atheism+.

Internet Atheists made me a believer in God.

Only a divine being capable of infinite Irony , unending Insanity and unlimited patience could craft such an intricate shit show such as Atheism+.

My favorite are the pagans who think Christianity is a Jewish trick and unironically LARP as vikings irl.

This is exactly like when they invade other groups and form their own little cult though, I bet there are a ton of Oldschool Wiccans sitting around right now wondering how to get the fucking SJWs out of their hobby.

Yeah like wtf?

I won't stand for some pink haired harpie to derail my incantations and talk about intersectionalism. Do you know how much effort goes into drawing a perfect circle in the woods, buying crow blood to smear on my taint and get consent from a goat?

Some people have no decency...

Tool Lateralus starts playing in the background

The Harry Potter books were a mistake

Hopefully we can move onto the magicians series, it's not great but it's at least not a children's novel.

horseshoe

at this point it's more like a a fishing rod with a fully cast line

it's fucking skewed hard out in that direction is what i'm tryna say

I think it's more like bacon and eggs, with some sausage links and hash browns on the side. And some milk.

milk

not coffee

Out!

Screw your bitter soul sucking white bitch juice. Coffee is a bullshit lie pushed on you by the media.

Drinking milk is white supremacist.

Get out, mdefugee!

Not chocolate milk retard, which is the only milk you should be drinking, because this is the 21st century. I guess you could drink strawberry milk, if you wanted to be an abomination unto god.

Coffee is the only reason to exist.

Religion is good as long as it isn't KKKristianity.

Many on the left replace religion with politics. Its why socialism exists despite no proof of it working.

Excuse me. Socialism is scientific and objective

Saint Marx said so

As if they are different people. People rationalize their way into political stances the way they rationlize themselves into supporting a sports team. They pick the team and then find reasons afterwards. Unlike us Radical centrists, who are so enlightened that any time we speak reality itself actually shapes to our narrative.

Ah, so this is what they mean by "weaponized autism"

There's nothing "weaponized" about this variant of autistic expression. It's just more impotent symbolic gesturing by moralists who think in terms of "cosmic" justice.

It's the nerf-gun version of weaponised autism.

This isn't autistic, its retarded.

low-functioning autism

I once read a book that unironically used the term "combat autism" a few times.

"Self-care" is the gayest fucking term on the planet

Every time someone says it, it sounds like "Jack off furiously while rubbing your body with your other hand"

I have no idea what it really means

Idk I think I hate solidarity even more

Conversation is the worst for me.

Nothing wrong with folx keeping themselves safe.

I thought that meant having a wank.

It's what I tell homeless people I'm doing when I don't give them money

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this is one of the "experts" they asked about witchcraft when writing this article.

This is her quote from the piece:

Witchcraft is particularly powerful for women and folks on [the] feminine spectrum right now because we need tools steeped in community, empathy, and nature to both heal ourselves and fight the abuses of capitalist, white supremacist heteropatriarchy head on. Witchcraft is about conjuring strength and agency from within and not bowing down to arbitrary authority, so it’s a reminder that your oppressors, your trauma, and your government don’t have to define you — or break you. Ironically, the very practices that may have once spelled death for women centuries ago can now be life-saving.

She characterizes herself as

a writer, curator, and educator exploring the electric intersections of art, sex, and culture. She has written for mainstream and academic publications including The Huffington Post, VICE, NYLON, Time Out New York, BUST, The Journal of Fashion, Style and Popular Culture, and Current Musicology; organized dozens of multi-disciplinary music and art events and exhibitions; and lectured at colleges and conferences in the U.S. and Europe on topics as disparate as feminist witchcraft, Japanese visual culture, and the performance of masculinity in 80s glam metal. She is the founding editrix of Slutist, a sex positive feminist website, and a lecturer at The New School. Sollée’s signature college course, "The Legacy of the Witch" follows the witch across history, pop culture, and politics, from the Venus of Willendorf to The Love Witch. Her critically-acclaimed book inspired by the course, Witches, Sluts, Feminists: Conjuring the Sex Positive, was published by Stone Bridge Press in the summer of 2017. She lives in Brooklyn.

I am not entirely convinced that this is not an elaborate troll. I have difficulty believing anyone can say something like "we need tools steeped in community, empathy, and nature to both heal ourselves and fight the abuses of capitalist, white supremacist heteropatriarchy head on" completely seriously.

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and lectured at colleges and conferences in the U.S. and Europe on topics as disparate as feminist witchcraft, Japanese visual culture, and the performance of masculinity in 80s glam metal.

lmao. No way this isn't a troll.

Why do these absolutely minging sloots have such an obsession with sex?

Because MUH SEX IS EMPOWERMENT FOR WOMEN

That's what feminists unironically believe.

Dude Vox lmao

Last year, for example, a 13,000-strong Facebook group formed to cast regular binding spells on Donald Trump.

Uh, how's that working out for you?

Once, women were put to death for witchcraft. Now it could be “life-saving” for some.

Harry potter was a mistake.

They failed to read the spell correctly and accidentally bound Trump to the presidency for the next millennia.

They got toiletpaper to stick to his shoe once. Unfortunately 4chan meme magic is far greater a force.

I learned all about how to be a political activist from watching 90's documentaries Sabrina The Teenage Witch and Charmed.

Coincidence that they both had reboots this year?

Yes, Sabrina is an adaptation of the horror comic The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina that started in 2014. Which is a horror reboot of the classic but still.

In the comic witches worship literal Satan, Sabrina’s aunts eat human corpses, and Harvey gets killed a few issues in and resurrected as a revenant housing the soul of Sabrina’s cruel power-hungry father.

Unless they’re changing a lot for the show I don’t think these people are gonna like it.

give a single good reason why burning women at the stake shouldn't be brought back

Boobs

We should just bring back mad-houses and dismantle the APA.

Not only can we use them for free labor ; it's a social program AND a reason to raise taxes. Everyone wins.

hey pizza. you back!

Their fat is a vital carbon sink.

Dude boof lmao

Is this a new low for Vox?

Only until tomorrow.

So it works about the same as thoughts and prayers. I’m astonished!

In the absence of effective, socially enforced structures by which abusers can face justice for their actions,

TIL law enforcement doesn't exist amd rape is legal.

Stupid fucking mayos need to learn about the traditional magic of the sangomas.

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Don't doubt my magic, racist.

BRAAAAAAAP

can i pay you in foodstamps?

SASSA grants are best, but foodstamps will do.

I got some of that crack cocaine.....

That'll do!

Remember when witches were supposedly hot slutty bi-sexuals that were after your "essence" so they could make their longetivity potions?

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

Four Rooms was a great movie. The first segment is right up your alley.

I have indeed fucked an oven full of witches.

I knew a slutty bi sexual witch who just wanted to fuck me. Would have been a yes but those teeth... there is a reason orthodontists exist.

for the pagan political organization WitchtheVote,

Mayocide now

Wait a second. Is this what their bringing to the table to counter black meme magic that obviously elected suprime scion of kek Donald "orange man bad" Trump?

Ancient egyptian meme magic > invented feminist fail magic

Meme magic is a powerful but uncontrollable mistress.

Only a 40 yo wizard should mess with meme magic

You may not like it, but this is what peak white woman looks like.

I feel like I should be allowed to ping Reasons_Why_Donald_Won (or what ever their name is) at this point