The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
I don't think he cares about anything beyond having nice arm-candy. I almost feel like they have an open relationship, no fucking way a hottie like her wouldn't just go find a better looking millionaire to bang otherwise.
I dunno, I have some attractive female friends in the late 40s, and while they're not as svelte as Melanie, their faces are not something where the first word that leaps to mind is "rictus."
Well yeah and even then, there are touch ups that can be done. I know one who got one of those chemical face peels in their 30s, looked bad for a couple years, but now they are in their 50s it looks natural and like she just has great genes. Still has a few wrinkles from the 20 years so it all looks really good. It was best in her late 40s.
jfc rich and privileged people don’t exist in the same reality as the rest of us, absolutely no shame, no irony. they should be thankful their subjects are too stupid to overthrow them.
As a man I admire Melania for what she does. Her duties are many. Among a few: Wife, Mother (of Barron} and she shares her love with the world not only as First Lady but as ambassador of kindness ,meekness, humility, strong example of love for babies and children with visits of mercy and care. She strives to get children & those older to be better or "best",She shows the example of character & the best in womanhood. I see her as a "Psalms 31 woman. Read it
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-11
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-11
You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
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1 thebrokenbell 2018-10-11
But I wanna grow up just be like daddy... daddy loves to use social media to bully people.
Mommy 🖤🖤🖤
1 Uttarmanav2 2018-10-11
I literally cannot imagine this lady and Trump are husband and wife.
She can’t even speak non-immigrant English.
1 yunghastati 2018-10-11
I don't think he cares about anything beyond having nice arm-candy. I almost feel like they have an open relationship, no fucking way a hottie like her wouldn't just go find a better looking millionaire to bang otherwise.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-11
She's not even particularly good arm candy. She's got a lovely figure obviously, but her face is a plastic horror show.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-11
She looks good in picture. In motion you can see the plastic surgery uncanny valley effect.
1 TruthPains 2018-10-11
She USE to be good arm candy, but now Trump is too old to really start again and she has a kid... she also is good arm candy for her age.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-11
I dunno, I have some attractive female friends in the late 40s, and while they're not as svelte as Melanie, their faces are not something where the first word that leaps to mind is "rictus."
1 TruthPains 2018-10-11
Well yeah and even then, there are touch ups that can be done. I know one who got one of those chemical face peels in their 30s, looked bad for a couple years, but now they are in their 50s it looks natural and like she just has great genes. Still has a few wrinkles from the 20 years so it all looks really good. It was best in her late 40s.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-11
Basically all women should go to Julia Louis Dreyfus's doctor.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-11
Billionaire's mail in brides are the kind of immigrants we want to encourage in this country.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-10-11
I bet theyve said less than 100 words directly to each other in person.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-11
DEPORT HER!!
OUT OUT OUT 👉👉👉
1 SecretSnack 2018-10-11
She really should be deported.
1 thegroundedsirloin 2018-10-11
This but immediately
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-11
I don't really care, do you?
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-11
BEST TIMELINE
1 Arbys_Official 2018-10-11
I have it on good authority that Melania is in fact a man.
1 ABigBigThug 2018-10-11
You seen those bolt-ons? 😷
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-11
Hot
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-11
Plot twist - her husband is her bully
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-11
Funny thing is that you can read that statement as if it was said by Donnie himself. Daddy must have finally rubbed off on Melania.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-11
He can't trust her to speak for himself.
1 torgenschmatz 2018-10-11
She has a penis.
1 slaytina44 2018-10-11
It's nice to have a pretty lady in the Whitehouse after 8 years of that beast Michelle
1 CholentPot 2018-10-11
The best arms.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-11
The virgin victimized bullied Melania vs the CHAD unfazed strongarmed Michelle.
1 DukeOfSquirrels 2018-10-11
unsure if irony tbh
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-10-11
I think Michelle could unironically solo the entire Trump clan in a gauntlet.
1 munstersthompson 2018-10-11
jfc rich and privileged people don’t exist in the same reality as the rest of us, absolutely no shame, no irony. they should be thankful their subjects are too stupid to overthrow them.
1 JumbledFun 2018-10-11
Right up there with "being rich is just like being a jew in nazi germany" guy
1 King_Drumpf 2018-10-11
Again, wealthy white gussy is not an oppressed group.
1 Chauncy_Prime 2018-10-11
1 babybopp 2018-10-11
She is just as delusional as her husband
1 QuestionC 2018-10-11
She's not wrong.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-11
There is a place in the world, this small country in between Croatia and Austria. I'm sure they'd love to see you Melania. Go back there.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-10-11
Melania is one letter away from Melanin.
:thinking:
1 MainAd5 2018-10-11
As a man I admire Melania for what she does. Her duties are many. Among a few: Wife, Mother (of Barron} and she shares her love with the world not only as First Lady but as ambassador of kindness ,meekness, humility, strong example of love for babies and children with visits of mercy and care. She strives to get children & those older to be better or "best",She shows the example of character & the best in womanhood. I see her as a "Psalms 31 woman. Read it