Journalists (because they have a disproportionate effect on our political climate, but they choose to abuse the fuck outta their position).
Boomers (because they're addicted to voting like retards, despite the fact they have MAYBE ~10-15 more years on the planet)
Blue checkmarks (you know why)
MAGAtards (because in the absence of blue checkmarks and journos, the power-vacuum within culture would most likely be filled by these retards, and that's unacceptable).
Hot take: if boomers don’t get to vote because they’ve got one foot out the door, young people don’t get to vote because they’ve contributed literally nothing to the country. Sufferage begins at 30 and ends at 40.
One citizen, one share, one vote. You can freely buy more shares from the government in the form of bonds for more votes, but selling your last one gives up citizenship. Shares pay dividends based on tax surplus.
Yeah, I must be poor because I disagree with the most retarded political proposal I have ever heard on this website (and 90% of what gets posted here is pure unaltered autism).
Please never stop being this smug. It’ll prevent you from understanding anything and provide us with mild entertainment.
Literally every category I voted for elimination is dominated by mayo assholes. If my votes came to fruition, it would further the mayocide super effectively, while retaining the mayos who are actually down for the cause (or totally indifferent, which is cool too).
The objective isn't that ALL mayos are cleansed; the annoying ones have to go, and it just so happens most mayos are cancer.
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-10-11
Where’s the all of the above option?
1 lifesbrink 2018-10-11
I just photoshopped it on myself
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-10-11
There's three objectively correct choices, the last one is just to let go of our agendaposting urges.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-11
Can I eliminate the same subspecies 4 times?
1 The_DHC 2018-10-11
There's some overlap in population with these choices so it's possible to kill certain people 4 times
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-11
Sounds good to me
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-11
No ricecels?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-11
not competitive enough. anyone that can be blindfolded with dental floss, isn't a concern to anybody
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-11
But hapas though...
1 The_DHC 2018-10-11
I just assumed their species is heading to genetic oblivion so it would have been a wasted choice.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-11
OP, I want to vote for that 4X
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-10-11
Several of these are just overlaps of the same group.
1 VALIS666 2018-10-11
These are some of the hardest choices I've ever had to make.
1 lnvincibility 2018-10-11
dude bussy
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-11
Real spill.
I settled on
Truly enlightened.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-11
Hot take: if boomers don’t get to vote because they’ve got one foot out the door, young people don’t get to vote because they’ve contributed literally nothing to the country. Sufferage begins at 30 and ends at 40.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
How about just making voting dependent on employment? Easy.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-11
Income based representation and being a politician is an unpaid position. I see no flaws in this system.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
One citizen, one share, one vote. You can freely buy more shares from the government in the form of bonds for more votes, but selling your last one gives up citizenship. Shares pay dividends based on tax surplus.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-11
how do i call if this capitalism boner doesn't go away?
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
Sorry, but I'm afraid you just masturbated to what is also socialism.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-11
my dick bi ideological famo
1 MagicHoudini 2018-10-11
Peak mayo nonsense right here.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
This disbars more mayos from voting proportionately than other ethnicities.
1 MagicHoudini 2018-10-11
Says the guy that understands nothing about anything, with a smirk on his face.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
poorfag
1 MagicHoudini 2018-10-11
why even try to sound smart if your banter is this weak
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
It's not banter, it's the truth
1 MagicHoudini 2018-10-11
Yeah, I must be poor because I disagree with the most retarded political proposal I have ever heard on this website (and 90% of what gets posted here is pure unaltered autism).
Please never stop being this smug. It’ll prevent you from understanding anything and provide us with mild entertainment.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
You seem oddly mad over my libertarian tier meme proposal designed to disenfranchise people I don't like as a middle-class Asian immigrant.
1 MagicHoudini 2018-10-11
Oh ok, my bad.
Carry on.
1 monkaap 2018-10-11
Let's let millionaires make all the decision! No way they'll fuck over the poor.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
You do realize that's the whole point right?
1 aqouta 2018-10-11
Land owning whites
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
Sadly they exist, and we need to step up and fentanyl production to reduce that number.
1 wisty 2018-10-11
It's actually really easy as long as you cheat and tick a few extra.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-10-11
Just select all
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-11
Anyone who didn't vote SRDines, pls go
1 The_DHC 2018-10-11
The Epsilon Minus Minus race.
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-11
tbf theyre pretty well covered by male feminists and npcs
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-11
Yeah, but SRDines are the Shelbyville to our Springfield
1 Ranilen 2018-10-11
Same reason I said Leafs.
1 shaneoffline 2018-10-11
I voted here so I won't have to in November.
Match me!
1 Neon_needles 2018-10-11
Mayos and internet mods are not the top two? Wow. Just yikes, ya'll. Yikes.
1 Tobans 2018-10-11
Srsly. This place is fucked. We need to nuke it and start from the ashes.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-10-11
Can we kill the gender of peace 4 times ?
1 GENDER_OF_PEACE 2018-10-11
Sadly, we cannot even one time.
1 Metatron58 2018-10-11
Mayos only at 3% of the overall vote.
proof you degenerates aren't serious about the mayocide.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-11
I voted MAGAtards, roasties, capeshitters, and SRDines
you'll have mayocided most of the white race at that point, leaving mostly just some hot white daddies to keep as sex slaves
1 e-guy 2018-10-11
Priorities. Many of the other categories include mostly mayo options, but are far worse than even the average mayo.
I'm looking at you, MAGAtards, #resisters, and boomers!
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-11
Literally every category I voted for elimination is dominated by mayo assholes. If my votes came to fruition, it would further the mayocide super effectively, while retaining the mayos who are actually down for the cause (or totally indifferent, which is cool too).
The objective isn't that ALL mayos are cleansed; the annoying ones have to go, and it just so happens most mayos are cancer.
Ya dig?
1 mukumukum10 2018-10-11
This game is more fun: http://npcsimulator.com/
1 Dungold 2018-10-11
No furries or vegans?
1 The_DHC 2018-10-11
Mistakes were made
1 NatieB 2018-10-11
Or weebs
1 bonghitbandit 2018-10-11
The fact you didn’t put the Jew on here is how I can tell you are an Israeli psyop.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-11
Yeah seriously it really felt missing.
1 gehalten 2018-10-11
you can knock out half of all Juden by selecting twitter blue ticks and journos
1 Momruepari 2018-10-11
where the fuck are the furries? I'd vote for them 1000x before any of these.
But here's my picks anyway:
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-11
What the fuck is wrong with y'all nowadays? This is not MY /r/drama.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-11
I'm even more disappointed in r/drama than usual.
1 kanatakon 2018-10-11
Who else here is woke on the Leaf question?
1 The_DHC 2018-10-11
I'm surprised they're not higher. The leaf question must have a final solution.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-11
Day of the Rake when?
1 Covenn22 2018-10-11
Pajeets Master race apparently
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-10-11
Pajeets provide more humor with their poor grasp of the English language when speaking to women online than most of those options combined
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-11
4 is genuinely not enough
1 The_DHC 2018-10-11
Really, the best take away from all of this.
1 geeses 2018-10-11
Gender of peace and roasties.
Don't even need the other 2.
1 Covenn22 2018-10-11
I did NPCs, journalists, incels and
1 not_Sombra 2018-10-11
/>The Gamer that low
Disgusting. 🤮
1 stereotype_novelty 2018-10-11
Boomers, Pajeets, Basketball-Americans, Religion of Peace.
Any other answers are not serious
1 GreasyPeter 2018-10-11
Male feminists should be on top but why the hell isn't mayo higher?
1 aqouta 2018-10-11
Really hars to pick just 4
1 trj820 2018-10-11
Hey, I got the top 4! What do I win?