I actually get so blackpilled when I realize most of you fags are depressed losers who most likely gravitated here because no one likes them and not because they actually have intellectual backing for their beliefs.
Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
This is the perfect opportunity to drop this little tidbit
James Joyce who wrote Ulysses "considered to be one of the most important works of modernist literature"
also wrote filthy love letters (with the emphasis on the 'filthy')
“The smallest things give me a great cockstand—a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.”
“At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside.”
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”
“I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”
“Fuck me if you can squatting in the closet, with your clothes up, grunting like a young sow doing her dung, and a big fat dirty snaking thing coming slowly out of your backside.”
Alt-lit is where you write poems that look like a 15-year old girls' tumblr post and you get paid a ton of money for it. Think like Rupi Kaur or Tao Lin (who was also #metoo'd a long time ago, funnily enough)
Seriously, if I was gonna let a dude choke me with his cock, I would not pick one that looked like he got halfway through with transitioning into a woman and changed his mind. His penis probably isn't even developed enough to choke anyone, it'll just get stuck between her teeth.
sounds like a chicken and egg situation tbh - did he never finish puberty because of the soy he produces, or does he produce soy because he never finished puberty?
This was a man who I knew was very prominent, even at that time, he was someone who was known. Sure it was on a micro level, but that meant something to me. And here he was actually reaching out to me. Me! This nobody, this high school kid. So it felt very special.
in my recent long post about questioning my manhood, and in other posts where i’m questioning patriarchal stuff like saying, “hey im gonna stop watching porn,” i’ve tried to not make it too much about myself ultimately, but more about the responsibility i think every man has to question the way he was raised in this culture. there’s so much we’re taught about how to “be a man” which really ends up being awful for women, and awful for ourselves too.
i’ve already come to view a lot of other men’s behavior as kinda overly-masculine, in a way that feels kinda gross and just unnecessary.
group that says men are bad and manhood is garbage, but having men who are just like that? surprise
This idea that you somehow magically only become an adult on your eighteenth birthday, 18 years to the exact second from the moment you were born, is unadulterated bullshit, put about by sex-hating, Puritanical Yanks.
16 is the age of consent in this country and it always seemed to me like a much more natural age when mental maturity matches up with bodily maturity.
This comment is in everyone of these posts. It’s like ephebophiles are trying to say “yea we like teen girls but we aren’t this creepy child Fucking pedophiles.”
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-12
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-12
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1 shaneoffline 2018-10-12
I love how there is a genuine need for rape in men and they always claim to be one either tip of the horseshoe.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
i don’t know what end of the horseshoe I’m at but that manhole of yours is lookin bretty gud
1 WombTattoo 2018-10-12
>manhole
Your dick is not big enough.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-12
Daddy's toad chode gonna demolish ur boyhole
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-12
Shocker!
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
the teen girls are safe around ed. he’s a virgin.
right Edcel?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-12
😴😴😴
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
what do tiddies feel like
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-12
Maybe containment subs wasn't such a bad idea after all. Too late now anyways.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
nah
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-12
you're not a bully if people don't wanna hang around you. It's usually because of autism. Definitely in your case. Lol
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
damn son bringing out the big guns
I can’t recover from this
1 gumble212 2018-10-12
Like salty milk
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-10-12
“““poet”””
1 casimik 2018-10-12
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-12
I can't believe he thought he could get away with fucking with Ashely Olson.
At least Mary Kate is safe.
1 Nanaki__ 2018-10-12
This is the perfect opportunity to drop this little tidbit
James Joyce who wrote Ulysses "considered to be one of the most important works of modernist literature"
also wrote filthy love letters (with the emphasis on the 'filthy')
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-10-12
I love that one
1 geneeva71 2018-10-12
Beautiful.
1 BrideOfAutobahn 2018-10-12
https://youtu.be/kBsm8oHdc5Q
1 le_epic_xd 2018-10-12
😍 Artists 😍
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-12
So “alt-lit”… is that just like a 2015 version of people morning on livejournal or some shit?
1 seshfan2 2018-10-12
Alt-lit is where you write poems that look like a 15-year old girls' tumblr post and you get paid a ton of money for it. Think like Rupi Kaur or Tao Lin (who was also #metoo'd a long time ago, funnily enough)
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-12
Is that your alt-lit poem, or are those people?
1 Sir_Panache 2018-10-12
Yes
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-12
If you are going to name nobodies I might as well Google the term myself.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-10-12
imagine poetry so bad it can’t get published anywhere here in 2018
that’s alt lit
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-12
That just sounds like poetry to me.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-10-12
Should've completed the degree. His erotica is shit.
1 Matues49 2018-10-12
That guy legit looks 15
1 TERF_facts 2018-10-12
Seriously, if I was gonna let a dude choke me with his cock, I would not pick one that looked like he got halfway through with transitioning into a woman and changed his mind. His penis probably isn't even developed enough to choke anyone, it'll just get stuck between her teeth.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
TERF FACTS
1 dratamard2 2018-10-12
dont know which is less surprising
male feminist is a sexual deviant
or
male feminist looks like he never hit puberty
1 TERF_facts 2018-10-12
sounds like a chicken and egg situation tbh - did he never finish puberty because of the soy he produces, or does he produce soy because he never finished puberty?
1 dratamard2 2018-10-12
top 10 questions science cant answer 🤔🤔🤔
1 llapingachos 2018-10-12
He was sadly exposed to estrogens in drinking water originating from roasties’ birth control meds. Because of this, women owe him sex.
1 DownWithDuplicity 2018-10-12
What about 16 year old slut pretending to lack agency?
1 dratamard2 2018-10-12
gussy gonna gussy
1 headasplodes 2018-10-12
Dude gussy lmao
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1 Voltar134 2018-10-12
Lol botception
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-12
C'mon, the dude could have done without asking a high school girl if she likes to be shat upon.
1 Fart__Boy__Slim 2018-10-12
We both know that would have left a certain Joie de vivre missing from this piece.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-12
I'm sure we could have found another deviant to laugh at. Men are gold mines for this type of shit.
1 MR_CLARENCE_ASSLER 2018-10-12
It seems like all male feminists have something to hide. Including their 2 inch dicks.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-12
Documenting our thoughts on paper was a mistake
1 seshfan2 2018-10-12
And the apology.
I'm no lawyer, but confessing to several felonies in written writing is probably not the smartest idea.
1 tenebrous_cloud 2018-10-12
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1 niggerpenis 2018-10-12
As opposed to spoken speech?
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-12
Damn. He fucked.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-12
...pun intended?
1 Destirigon 2018-10-12
What felonies? He said he talked with a girl about her sex fantasies, nothing criminal about that.
Like legit why is this even news. Who gives a shit. Well, aside from him because it turns him on apparently.
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-10-12
Imagine my shock that the lolicon sees no issues with this lmao
1 otherwiseyep 2018-10-12
Not all pedophiles are an*me fans, but...
1 __The_Senate__ 2018-10-12
This piece of shit needs to be kicked in the mouth with a beer bottle in it.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-12
tru
1 lifesbrink 2018-10-12
Resettheclock.com
1 vjaY619 2018-10-12
The absolute state of internet fame.
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1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-12
group that says men are bad and manhood is garbage, but having men who are just like that? surprise
https://medium.com/human-parts/this-is-a-complex-subject-life-is-long-an-interview-with-steve-roggenbuck-1d41aa850233
1 michaelnoir 2018-10-12
This idea that you somehow magically only become an adult on your eighteenth birthday, 18 years to the exact second from the moment you were born, is unadulterated bullshit, put about by sex-hating, Puritanical Yanks.
16 is the age of consent in this country and it always seemed to me like a much more natural age when mental maturity matches up with bodily maturity.
1 Voltar134 2018-10-12
PAEDO
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1 shallowm 2018-10-12
a
1 Voltar134 2018-10-12
Why are you defending paedos now?
1 shallowm 2018-10-12
a
1 Voltar134 2018-10-12
You do know on /r/drama we mock paedos who call themselves ephebophiles?
1 shallowm 2018-10-12
a
1 Voltar134 2018-10-12
(((shallowm)))
1 shallowm 2018-10-12
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1 Voltar134 2018-10-12
I'm not a goyim.
1 ASexual-Buff-Baboon 2018-10-12
This comment is in everyone of these posts. It’s like ephebophiles are trying to say “yea we like teen girls but we aren’t this creepy child Fucking pedophiles.”
1 shallowm 2018-10-12
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1 shallowm 2018-10-12
This, but unironically.
1 otherwiseyep 2018-10-12
The three greatest injustices of our time:
Chads
Black people get to call each other n-word but I can't
Calling effebleophiles pedos
1 shallowm 2018-10-12
a
1 UpsetCod 2018-10-12
Another Ghazi hero and close personal friend of Caelerie no doubt.
1 error404brain 2018-10-12
>Involved into the alt lit fandom.
I am not victim blaming often, but she deserved it.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-12
Who could look at this face and assume he's anything but a sexual predator?
1 Bentoki 2018-10-12
Anyone that's into scat is a psychopath
1 froibo 2018-10-12
This is the exact type of material I need to step up my game.
1 qwertyuiop111222 2018-10-12
One of these is not like the other Oh, I just got it.