Fuck Trump. But he’s just the ugly fake-gold mask they’ve put on this thing. Fuck all the GOP, fuck that blubbering, bristling frat boy judge, fuck McConnell, Ryan, Grassley, Collins, every last one of them. Fuck them for how they’ve shamed victims and helped dismantle democracy.
Soy contains phytoestrogen -- plant estrogen -- that is assumed by insecure dipshits to have an effect on male virility. (Regular milk has estrogen. So does bourbon.) More to the point, it is a coded insult that implicitly, if not explicitly, sexist and homophobic.
Holy shit this guy is based!
Ironically, soy and cuck and beta are also baby booboo diaperboy insults -- they're the repeated chants of not a savvy bully but the savvy bully's dingleberry buddies who stand in the back and just repeat what they hear. A gaggle of lesser dumdums behind King Dumdum Biff Tannen.
I've always felt in order to talk the best shit online you need to touch on people's insecurities. Usually that's quite difficult since you likely don't know what the person in question is insecure about, but with male feminists, it's literally always the same things: feminine behaviour, male pattern balding, sub par intelligence, difficulty getting laid, jealousy and lack of confidence. That's why cuck and soyboy stuck so well in my view, but alas they're overused to the point of meaningless now.
It's kinda true. The effeminate lefty dudes excepted their pussiness long ago. The rightoids are rightfully terrified of being found out that they enjoy mimosas and brunch.
While far leftists do indeed look pretty pathetic usually, they don't try to act like they are anything but gentle, polite, effeminate shoulders to lean on. A "new-male", if you will.
Meanwhile the rightoids are also full of thinspos, neckbeards, and wannabe traps, but they unlike their counterparts on the left do endlessly obsess over looking and acting as masculine as can be, and idolize anyone who holds their views while being a "chad". This is normal behavior for closeted homosexuals, so it makes some sense for many of them, but it also does give you a window into the mindset of the people using those insults and why they're using them.
If you call a cuck a cuck, they're probably going to shrug and say "yes, and?". Emasculation only really stings if someone who highly values their masculinity is the one on the receiving end. The reason /pol/acks use cuck and soyboy is because they fear being seen as effeminate, and so think if the insult would work on them, it should also work on people who look like what they fear they are perceived as.
tl;dr: leftoids revel in being faggy. Rightoids, while also faggy, fear that being pointed out, which is why they always jump to it as an insult.
nah, right wing has everyone from neocons to wheat field christfags to pederasts to anarcho-prim pagans, while all the left has is different degrees and strains of marxists.
the only thing that every right winger has in common is mental retardation.
The leftist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a snowflake, pussy, beta, shill, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a cuck or soyboy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
baby booboo diaperboy? He sounds exactly like reddit user devavrata17. I've never seen anyone else with the same weird obsession with babies and diapers use such bizarre language
w0wee that was a sad read, what makes it pathetic is how he tries to act like a lamb caught in headlights, like he didn't knowingly dive headfirst into this mess. if he at least owned up to it properly it wouldn't be so bad, but this act about how surprised he is, is laughable.
So I am fired. I fucked it all up, ruined everything for all of you, and now capeshitgate has a big piece of ammo to justify everything they do and paint all of you as horrible people because of me.
I didn't intend for this at all. I didn't want any of this to happen. I thought what I was doing was a joke, all I wanted to do was point out something odd and laugh about it.
But I crossed a line. I can try and excuse it for hours but it won't matter. I can accuse everyone of not listening but I'm not listening to myself.
This is nobody's decision but my bosses'. The other artists didn't force me out, and no that doesn't make them bad mods who support tone policing because only two or three of them were online when I managed to get fired anyway and I didn't give any of them a chance to say anything.
So don't go after the other professional capeshitters. They did nothing wrong and they are wonderful soyboys. They're the best soyboys I've ever met and I don't know what I'm going to do without them.
But I can't be here any more. My security badge has been deactivated. I look at twitter and see that all sorts of people realize I'm a Hibernian. Every day seems to have at least one long, angry rant from me. And I end up doing shit like I did earlier, resulting in everyone in this community having to bear the burden of my sins.
So I am fired. I do want to hurt lots of you anymore, you should eat a boot full of shit you fucksticks. Proud womyn should have to be afraid of commenting here because they're worried what I'll do now that I've lost my "career" and have nothing to lose.
I don't know what I'm going to do. Capeshit is all I have. People laugh at that or think I'm exaggerating but it's true. That job was also where I slept. I'm probably going to freeze out here.
But I have to leave. Because the office security guard has run out of sympathy and is starting to walk over to the tent I've set up next to the parking lot. I gave the money I love a new daddy because I couldn't stop swearing at strangers on the internet on a Twitter account with my employer listed. I ruined it for all of you, made everything worse for everybody because I can't get an erection.
I'm sorry everyone. I really am. Please believe that if you believe nothing else I've said. Don't hate the rest of the pro capeshitters. They're awesoyme people. I'm the one that fucked up. And I'm sorry.
The mod probably sees people poking fun at a chubby bald try-hard twitter warrior with a permanent gaping maw and beard to hide his non-existent jaw line who spends op much time over space cape-shit as hitting too close to home.
It supports removing the first amendment rights of NFL players and defends Roseanne, it's either a mentally deranged American not worth your time or a Russian troll account.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-12
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 dratamard2 2018-10-12
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1048665516699803649.html
YIKES def going to male feminist a gussy in the near future 🤔🤔🤔
1 Zozbot 2018-10-12
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-10-12
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-10-12
zozzle
1 Deutschbag_ 2018-10-12
Love you bae 😍
1 Ed_BotheredToast 2018-10-12
Love your name bae 😍
1 JackRipener 2018-10-12
I've come to call it the Nintendo Switch face
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-12
Mario didn't need to be a fuckin casualty in this
1 coronaas 2018-10-12
mr bing bing yahoo himself
1 Haurmumgay 2018-10-12
Soylent grin
1 Watermark03 2018-10-12
Try some
Experience the joy
Don't fear the soy
1 Haurmumgay 2018-10-12
Try some soy
Experience the joy
Works better IMO and doesn't need the 3rd line
1 demoloition 2018-10-12
might be the most annoying and try hard writing style i think ive ever seen
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-10-12
Yet there's a thread full of "people" lamenting how they won't get to read a book full of it.
1 dratamard2 2018-10-12
imagine losing ur job over virtue signalling that hard
how can u be that retarded? 🤕🤕🤕 i disrespect gussy constantly on here and even i dont condescend like that
1 bunnysuitfrank 2018-10-12
“Numale smile”
1 LemonScore_ 2018-10-12
Nu-male/soy grin.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-12
got damn
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-12
This is the 'eloquent profanity' some of those slfshit fags were jerking off so hard?
That'd be embarrassing even in /r/politics
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-12
😴😴😴
1 Linlear 2018-10-12
Stop this
1 LemonScore_ 2018-10-12
He couldn't if he wanted to.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-12
Yeah, that's kinda how we feel about your posts nowadays. You've gotta spice things up, fam
1 Yiin 2018-10-12
He's a hack.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-12
Washed up
1 Yiin 2018-10-12
I strongly disagree. Washed up implies a prior greatness. And /u/Ed_butteredtoast just not have that.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-12
Bigly
1 DaeshStatePatriot 2018-10-12
Holy shit this guy is based!
Double based!
1 JackRipener 2018-10-12
I've always felt in order to talk the best shit online you need to touch on people's insecurities. Usually that's quite difficult since you likely don't know what the person in question is insecure about, but with male feminists, it's literally always the same things: feminine behaviour, male pattern balding, sub par intelligence, difficulty getting laid, jealousy and lack of confidence. That's why cuck and soyboy stuck so well in my view, but alas they're overused to the point of meaningless now.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-12
Cuck and soyboy have more to do with what the right is insecure about than anything else.
1 JackRipener 2018-10-12
I'd respond to this if it weren't confirmed that you're the biggest bait troll on reddit.
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-12
It's kinda true. The effeminate lefty dudes excepted their pussiness long ago. The rightoids are rightfully terrified of being found out that they enjoy mimosas and brunch.
1 e-guy 2018-10-12
Not wrong, though.
While far leftists do indeed look pretty pathetic usually, they don't try to act like they are anything but gentle, polite, effeminate shoulders to lean on. A "new-male", if you will.
Meanwhile the rightoids are also full of thinspos, neckbeards, and wannabe traps, but they unlike their counterparts on the left do endlessly obsess over looking and acting as masculine as can be, and idolize anyone who holds their views while being a "chad". This is normal behavior for closeted homosexuals, so it makes some sense for many of them, but it also does give you a window into the mindset of the people using those insults and why they're using them.
If you call a cuck a cuck, they're probably going to shrug and say "yes, and?". Emasculation only really stings if someone who highly values their masculinity is the one on the receiving end. The reason /pol/acks use cuck and soyboy is because they fear being seen as effeminate, and so think if the insult would work on them, it should also work on people who look like what they fear they are perceived as.
tl;dr: leftoids revel in being faggy. Rightoids, while also faggy, fear that being pointed out, which is why they always jump to it as an insult.
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-12
This is analysis we deserve.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-10-12
Judging by how butthurt the two lefties quoted above were, it's kinda wrong.
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2018-10-12
nah, right wing has everyone from neocons to wheat field christfags to pederasts to anarcho-prim pagans, while all the left has is different degrees and strains of marxists.
the only thing that every right winger has in common is mental retardation.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-12
Pin this shit
1 DifficultBluejay 2018-10-12
The leftist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a snowflake, pussy, beta, shill, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a cuck or soyboy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-12
man this 1930s german propaganda pasta sure is making the rounds these days
1 wewladin 2018-10-12
Goebell posting, yes!
1 QinEmperor 2018-10-12
Goebell posting based posting
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-12
Everyone on Reddit assumes everyone else has their own insecurities
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-12
Dude soy lmao
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-12
I love it when they're so butthurt, that they're practically running on autopilot
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-12
baby booboo diaperboy? He sounds exactly like reddit user devavrata17. I've never seen anyone else with the same weird obsession with babies and diapers use such bizarre language
1 Watermark03 2018-10-12
Soy is good
1 Yiin 2018-10-12
also too expensive
1 Neon_needles 2018-10-12
I have read his tweets and can confirm, he is a dickless pig. H2h
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-12
There is only one mention of gamergate in the whole thread. Why would you even mention that?
1 JackRipener 2018-10-12
It's in his tweets you mong
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-12
Where?
1 JackRipener 2018-10-12
The top comment on this post has it
1 yunghastati 2018-10-12
w0wee that was a sad read, what makes it pathetic is how he tries to act like a lamb caught in headlights, like he didn't knowingly dive headfirst into this mess. if he at least owned up to it properly it wouldn't be so bad, but this act about how surprised he is, is laughable.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-12
1 patapatapatapata 2018-10-12
They're so retarded man. Robbie Rodrigez, the guy who designed Spider Gwen, literally flashed his asshole at someone on twitter
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-12
So I am fired. I fucked it all up, ruined everything for all of you, and now capeshitgate has a big piece of ammo to justify everything they do and paint all of you as horrible people because of me.
I didn't intend for this at all. I didn't want any of this to happen. I thought what I was doing was a joke, all I wanted to do was point out something odd and laugh about it.
But I crossed a line. I can try and excuse it for hours but it won't matter. I can accuse everyone of not listening but I'm not listening to myself.
This is nobody's decision but my bosses'. The other artists didn't force me out, and no that doesn't make them bad mods who support tone policing because only two or three of them were online when I managed to get fired anyway and I didn't give any of them a chance to say anything.
So don't go after the other professional capeshitters. They did nothing wrong and they are wonderful soyboys. They're the best soyboys I've ever met and I don't know what I'm going to do without them.
But I can't be here any more. My security badge has been deactivated. I look at twitter and see that all sorts of people realize I'm a Hibernian. Every day seems to have at least one long, angry rant from me. And I end up doing shit like I did earlier, resulting in everyone in this community having to bear the burden of my sins.
So I am fired. I do want to hurt lots of you anymore, you should eat a boot full of shit you fucksticks. Proud womyn should have to be afraid of commenting here because they're worried what I'll do now that I've lost my "career" and have nothing to lose.
I don't know what I'm going to do. Capeshit is all I have. People laugh at that or think I'm exaggerating but it's true. That job was also where I slept. I'm probably going to freeze out here.
But I have to leave. Because the office security guard has run out of sympathy and is starting to walk over to the tent I've set up next to the parking lot. I gave the money I love a new daddy because I couldn't stop swearing at strangers on the internet on a Twitter account with my employer listed. I ruined it for all of you, made everything worse for everybody because I can't get an erection.
I'm sorry everyone. I really am. Please believe that if you believe nothing else I've said. Don't hate the rest of the pro capeshitters. They're awesoyme people. I'm the one that fucked up. And I'm sorry.
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-12
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1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-12
Fuck I hate cunt mods that do this shit. Fuck you.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-12
"I can't be bothered actually moderating this tread any more"
1 Chukril 2018-10-12
The mod probably sees people poking fun at a chubby bald try-hard twitter warrior with a permanent gaping maw and beard to hide his non-existent jaw line who spends op much time over space cape-shit as hitting too close to home.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-10-12
He has the soy beard and everything. This guy rapes.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-12
Lol if you want to read another soyboy account of being penalized by twitter, check this out
1 Yiin 2018-10-12
dude soy lmao
I'm a bit out of the loop on the soy meme, update me.
1 JackRipener 2018-10-12
Go back to GamerGhazi, you are not wanted here.
1 Yiin 2018-10-12
Lol@kiatards
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-12
The retarded idea that soy has estrogen and therefore makes men feminine.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-12
Don't act surprised when your atrophied, unused cock drops off in the tub.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-12
God I fucking hate pseudoscience being used as an argument to back up retarded political shitflinging.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-12
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpVd1L7V4AAeYo0.jpg:large
1 nomad1c 2018-10-12
It's not freedom of speech, it's capitalism.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2018-10-12
Remember, the NPC meme is dehumanizing!!
1 Thor1138 2018-10-12
This is some of his "work"... should have been fired for this alone:
https://i.redd.it/y5jiybec6c511.png
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-12
BRAAAAAAP
1 Ed_BotheredToast 2018-10-12
This is me after sniffing a soylent fart
1 iq_of_a_lobster 2018-10-12
That's is an unironic YIKES from me dog, how did this guy make it as a professional writer? Did they just need someone to fill the pages with words
1 DeathtoMainers 2018-10-12
Is this real? Is a fart fetish scene fucking Star Wars canon?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-10-12
I'm fucking dying, is this actually real?
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-12
What an atrocity. Writing this bad should be criminalized.
1 Thor1138 2018-10-12
I agree. I wouldn't have laughed at this shit when I was 12, as an adult I'm honestly just grossed out...
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-12
What the fuck
1 Destirigon 2018-10-12
It's ironic that he is so cucked he actually defends the companies firing him for his views.
1 KingNothing305 2018-10-12
This retard is really proud of his gay Star Wars character despite the fact there have been others before his. Your not fucking special.