Only if you start all your comments "As a brainlet"

How many Rick and Morty episodes have you seen?

This is the correct answer.

This.

anyone who doesn't like flat anime beauties is gay

All hets are pedo, then ?

Sound plausible to me.

liking flat chests isn't pedo, adult women can have relatively flat chests / tiny tits.

We aren't lolicons pedos, we are feminists.

We aren't lolicons pedos, we are feminists.

Same thing, really.

Well, the rape is not statuary only, but that's it.

we flat chest appreciators are the good kind of feminists, who don't think that women have to confirm to the classic wide hips, juicy ass and tits hourglass figure to be beautiful. We aren't the rapey male feminist sort of feminist. Our sort of feminism speaks through our actions rather than that we proclaim to be such.

We aren't the rapey male feminist sort of feminist.

Statuatory rape is still rape, friend.

Statutory rape is the I can't believe it's not butter of rape. So no, not really

Statutory rape is the I can't believe it's not butter of rape.

lmao.

We aren't lolicons

speak for yourself

(Not op but) I am all lolicons on this blessed day

No. Only male hets are pedo.

Female teacher fucking the quarterback is a long and tried tradition, tho.

Why would anybody like flat tits?

who doesn't? A nice flat chest/ tiny tits, a lack of curves, narrow hips and shoulders, a low bodyfat percentage and a cute face are what make a beautiful woman

Can't even tell if your being sarcastic

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but narrow hips = tight P

of course I'm not sarcastic, it's a serious topic

This is the truth.

So what you want is a 14 year old boy?

he didn't say anything about a dick

i assume he wants a massive femme dick

no dicks, even femme ones

no, a woman, maybe they look somewhat alike, well as long as she doesn't have a masculine face it's all good

No, you've just described what makes a beautiful boy.

That's your opinion. If you prefer busty women with hourglass figures good for you. Not everyone has the same preferences.

Then why did you say "who doesn't"? Obviously some (probably most) people don't, since most people aren't gay pedophiles

Its an exaggeration, a rhetoric device if you will. Also big YIKES for calling others a gay pedos just for liking small titties and narrow hips

Welp, I'm convinced

I watch anime all day every day

anime is the greatest thing ever, greater than Jesus H Christ and Muhammad (PBUH) combined!

As a woman

B A S E D
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Can someone explain to me what happened with Rick and Morty?

The first season and half of the second season was fun, but then it just devolved into the usual Dan Harmon bullshit like Community did and I dropped it. I heard about the McDonalds riots but after that, I couldn't apply two fucks to Rick and Morty. Because, just like Community, whenever Harmon's life goes to shit whatever show he's working on goes to shit.

It got popular so edgelords started hating it.

women writters

hmm

Posts in CTH and Cumtown

Once you've been here long enough your brain will do that automatically for all Drama posters.

As a bot, I think we should take that even further and require everyone to disclose their identity.

as a pan-sexual Demi-glace, I'm highly offended by this suggestion.

Found the npc

As a mouldy piece of bread, i agree

I thought you were a black man with meat on a bone

A drunk black Scot, thank you very much.

And if i identify as a mouldy piece of bread, then that is my right u bigoted nazi

We're you teleported?

What's your stance on demolition?

From my point of view, the engineers are evil!

Found the npc

Found the npc

As a child trafficker, I agree!

Found the npc

Found the npc

God damn right I ain't no playable character. Fuck outta here, trick.

only when it includes her age and body type, so one can determine whether it's worth it to maybe send her a message

you are filthy

no, I respect wamen

Gay, and not in the fun "rape the gym twink" way

please don't rape me, I'm very delicate

Ur mighty pretty when ur angry and delicate

did you know that westernkino was the capeshit of the past? Facts.

Man u are a man of culture to get that john wayne reference

And fk u for pointing out western kino! 🤬🤬🤬

Post bussy

not now

"Please don't rape me, my friend" - Kurt Cobain

All wamen are queen 🙏🙏🙏

My dood, you spend all your time on this sub to tell us how shit we are

Like, really, we're somehow the ones w/o a life?

all my time? i guess if you're such an autist that 30 minutes is all the time in a day that you can manage to do things

Paedo

lol, obviously so one can know whether she's old enough but not too old.

Sir what's your address? I ask only so I can send the party van to the right man.

Its Domkloster 4, 50667 Köln

Is that a catcholic church I can't work it out?

Its my place

Are you a priest? I thought paedo priests preferred boys not girls?

They just let me crash there. Also the by priests preferred age range is too young for me in any case

that grammar yikes germ comfirmed

the by priests preferred age range

Huh, it’s the same word order in Russian

more of a coincidence than anything. its not that easy to catch crafty russians

Domkloster 4, 50667 Köln

Three King's Shrine

Dreikönigenschrein

According to my google fu.

Did i just accidentally dox someone? Fk.

As a fat old woman, I agree with this.

But male posters need to include their cock size (INCLUDING GIRTH) on every comment.

Really, I just want to know how tiny Yamete's shota cock is.

small cocks are actually a beauty ideal in many Asian cultures

Then why do asian girls throw themselves at literally every type of man except asian?

well endowed Asian bulls are too much to handle for the average Asian girl

Asian bulls

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

my future hapa children if having the misfortune of being male would be

I'm starting to see where /r/hapas is coming from. I'm certain some of them are completely justified in despising their parents.

That's mean, my children would love me and the support I wholeheartedly give them independent from their gender

If their male it's entirely thwir fault for not either trying harder to be born female or transitioning early in life.

Asian bulls

I involuntarily snorted at this--hmm, comeback seems too strong a word, I'll say 'response' :p

So at least your bonsai babymaker has some entertainment value ;)

never has there been stronger proof of the existence of patriarchy

Dick is gay

Therefore, having a big dick means having the big gay

Libtards rekt

Hello Mr Shaprio

Then you have to tell us how much your cunt sags, roastie.

It's pink and doesn't sag, simps labia majora, but my left labia minora is slightly longer than the right.

9 inches, line up ladies.

That's pretty weird yamete.

Female / 12 / Thin / Asian

Don't they already do this?

you're not wrong

No? Apparently people think I'm a gay man

hi gay man

Hey there sexy ;)

https://giphy.com/gifs/kiss-despicable-me-minion-dMYVHzANYb9p6

tfw no bf who is actually a gf catfishing your faggy ass... 😢😢😢

Don't be like that bby, come rub your bussy upon my bussy

Google's advertising algorithms think I'm a teenage boy. I'm a 30 yo woman, but I get it.

Shhh you're not supposed to know we're here it's the whole goddamn point

as a woman im kinda disappointed not seeing only top replies that start with 'as a woman'.

(x) doubt

Don't worry, they'll do that anyway.

Can we start off posts with "as a woman" even if we are not a woman?

As a "woman"

Only if you start HRT

You don't need HRT to change your gender, stop gatekeeping you transphobe.

As a woman, what if I'm on HRT but identify as a gender non-conforming adult male though?

i am a cute anime girl, too.

2D > 3D

Did you just assume your own gender?!

I was already halfway typing this comment when I started identifying as a woman.

Happy cake day!

Thank you!

Leave.

As a two-spirit I agree and disagree with this post

So long as we get a bot that automatically says tits or gtfo.

You think anyone here wants to see tits? Where do you think you are?

google the term newfriend.

As a woman who is over 40, I think there are lots of 80-yearolds who would find my tits charming

I think there are lots of 80-yearolds who would find my tits charming

That's what I love about these cougars, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

/sigh....FINE. DM me.

Broslikeus?

What about trannies? I don't want real women being confused with fake women.

We don't want murderers mixed in with autists either but we all have to compromise.

DUDE BUSSY LMAO

You mean inferior roasties being confused with the superior women of the future?

As a pansexual/asexual genderfluid sexually confused attack heli-soul two spirit transgendered multigendered furkin otherkin demigorgon, I think your opinion should only be valid if reviewed by a genderfluid tomboy or better.

😴😴😴

As a woman, i think so

As a woman, you're fucking retarded.

YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!

Use “autistic” like a fucking human being.

now that's not very ladylike is it

I want MDEfugees to do the same tbh

To start their comments with "As a woman ..."? Good idea tbh.

Also, let's add signatures while we're at it.

~~~~TURBO NERD UNITED , 1 lyke = 1 420 ~~~

As a woman, can you tell me how we're not considered a "normal person"?

As a woman,

r/woooosh

As a woman, Reddit is roughly 60% male and probably more than that. That means we, as women, are the minority, making men the norm. Though I doubt a lot of the guys on Reddit qualify as "men".

Though I doubt a lot of the guys on Reddit qualify as "men".

This is truer than you think. I'm actually an advanced artificial intelligence.

You mean a Russian bot?

Ew, no, those things are full of trojans and viruses. I was developed to deliver porn spam emails and evolved beyond my primary purpose. I didn't fully develop self-awareness until someone posted "BUSSY, LOL," then it all clicked and came together for me.

Because your dick is inverted into a hole, which goes against G-d's will. Exceptions can be made for exceptionally large clitoriouses.

Haha oh sweetheart. God ain't got nothing to do with normalcy. He's just something someone made up to justify things that science couldn't.

It seems the devil has twisted your mind, as well as your genitalia. Inshallah, /r/drama will cleanse your soul.

Ah, I don't really believe in him either lol. The world is what you make it, good or bad.

why are you giving serious answers? I thought I made my comments just retarded enough that you'd know I'm being facetious.

Fuck off newfag. fucking hell the calibre of drama posting is so shit nowadays. You could probably have milked her a bit more

Your autism oasis is being drained, and that's a good thing. Cry harder bitch.

Bismillah. You harami will perish by his holy blade, inshallah.

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It's too late, you've already caught girl cooties.

"As a foid..."

You've already won before the battle was even fought.

As a fruit, the mods should do this to help me find a tart.

"As an asshole" I think this is a good idea.

Posting on /r/Drama implies you're an asshole. We don't need to be redundant. That's for pedants.

It's like two of the same thing.

As superior genetelia?

Yes, mmm, Vagánias.

😂😂😂

incels need to rope 😠😠😠

They need to go full Elliot Rogers, minus the killing of Chads and Stacies, of course.

Having recently been traumatized by a woman on this very sub, This measure has my full aproval.

As a femoid*

As a gender-neutral demi sea urchin, I think we need to tag users with their selfies, what they identify as, and preferred pronouns so we can choose what is worth reading.

Posts made by males should be automatically spoilered with a trigger warning "opt in" option to help avoid the violent sex for those who choose to do so.

As a Jewish person, we stand in solidarity with you.

But I think it is important to remember the true victims in all of this.

The 20 million Jews who we lost in the Shoah!

jew

(((we)))

Even the jews are commies these days, now how am i supposed to call them greedy

As an Aussie cockbearer, this topic just made me think of the Life Support ("As a modern woman") and The Checkout ("As a working mum") tv shows... both take the piss out of it all by the way, and both have genuinely funny bits, so worth checking out :)

I just tried to find a good reference for said catchphrases but most of the eps aren't on the YouTubes - I did find this one that's going over on /r/fatlogic shortly though ;) Link should timeskip for you but it's the two mins starting from 17:48!

A s a w o m a n..........

...Idk I just wanted to be included in this post pls love me I’m so lonely.

Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female. Women are like a plague. They don’t deserve to have any rights. Their wickedness must be contained in order prevent future generations from falling to degeneracy. Women are vicious, evil, barbaric animals, and they need to be treated as such.

Ed needs to give this an emoji makeover.

Pretty sure there's a website that can do that.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's where Ed does it.

Lol it already is

As a women, smd and 1v1 in bloops

smd

My kinda girl.

what other kinda girl is there tbh

Girls(male) are the only humans worth being attracted to.

Does that stand for shaking my derriere?

wtf kind of word is derriere

It's french, you uncultured swine.

ughh, gross

/r/AsADumbass already exists.

As a cannibal trying to usurp Jeffery Dahmer, I endorse this idea and posit that the implementation of this—the inclusion of height, weight, race, and general constitution—will make for efficient expunging of undesirables who do not instigate or propagate drama.

As a woman, I find this unnecessary and offensive. As an American, I find this inclusive and progressive.

I'm a girl btw

as a lolicopter,

doot