"I'm am a highly trained behavioral scientist and an experienced tat watcher. These tattoo people will find literally any excuse to show you their ink ..." Is this pasta fresh?

1  2018-10-13 by wisty

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Indeed. I'm am a highly trained behavioral scientist and an experienced tat watcher. These tattoo people will find literally any excuse to show you their ink. You know the nude sunbather who just happens to be soaking in the sun by a popular sorority hiking trail? All a big coincidence right?

These tattoo guys will dress up like a baby with a lollipop in a see-through diaper if it gets them the tattoo attention they crave. Using someone's old baby pictures as a ruse to show some ink on pink is not beneath them.

Calling the other guy a bigot for pointing out the obvious is, well, their only defence.

I mean, you caught them red handed, right?

This ignorant man child seeks the attention of his mother that he was denied early on. He makes crude crayon-like markings all over his body, and pouts for attention.

It's called childhood transfixiational ideation. Notably, often a child will attempt to trade this behavior for drug use in adolescence, but many will find themselves craving the attention through tattoos and the drugs twenty, thirty , fifty years later.

I thought he's mocking the dudes who think he's just showing off tattoos, until I saw that he's the guy who initially called it that.

its still hard to believe he's serious with that, but damn.

Tattooicide when?

That man is 39 years old and the clothing is the least idiotic looking thing about him.

He looks like Reddit.

I'm part of the generation of people who worked on the commercialization of the internet and building a lot of the platforms that people now use. The only thing I can say about all this, is, "I'm sorry."

Seriously, we thought we were doing a good thing and that the internet was going to be a positive force for change. We had no idea that it would turn everyone into assholes. Mea culpa.

Everyone is, always has been, and always will be, a drooling fuckwit. All (((you))) did was give us exciting new ways to broadcast our own spesific brand of idiocy to the world.

That man is 39 years old

That was a harsh 39 years.

It's called a joke. Does the Australian branch of the DDF not permit this?

That guy’s 39? He looks 64.

Probably due to the heroin.

Well that's one of the most retarded post I've seen with that many upvotes. Some middle age guy dressing up like a child? WOAH THATS SO COOL

He looks like a retired sailor who took a degree in gender studies.

Not sire if that's hair or literally tattoos on the top of his head